While the Shinigami's Away…

By: Crim

Disclaimer: Bleach characters belong to Kubo Tite.

Author's Notes: This was written for the 7 Day Drabble Challenge at the IchiRuki Community on LiveJournal. The theme was Kon.

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"Are you sure those two are going to be okay?" The swift Shinigami Representative leaped from rooftop to rooftop with his female partner riding securely on his back.

"We weren't gone for too long. What could possibly happen?" Rukia assured him.

"They're just too hyperactive around each other. I don't want them causing a ruckus while everyone's trying to sleep."

Both finally reached home after a night of slaying Hollows and performing Konsohs. There was no light coming from Ichigo's bedroom window. He could've sworn he left it on. Rukia's ears picked up strange noises coming from the room. Once inside, Ichigo turned the light back on and was aghast by what he saw on the floor. A mirror image of himself was lying on top of a very disheveled and nude woman. She tilted her head so her face could be seen and looked straight at Rukia. "Pyon"

Ichigo couldn't handle the severity of the situation. He grabbed his physical body by the neck with fire in his eyes. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, KON?! I THOUGHT I LEFT YOU IN YOUR PLUSHIE!"

The Mod-Soul was too afraid to speak in fear his reason would anger Ichigo even more. "I… uhh… well… Pyon took the gikongan from my body… and placed it in yours."

"He said we'd have fun! Pyon!" The energetic gigai exclaimed innocently. Rukia tried to cover her up with a towel, but Pyon couldn't sit still.

"You bastard!" Kon was lucky Ichigo refrained from tearing his own body apart. Instead, he slammed his badge against his forehead. Kon found himself back in his plushie form, looking up as Ichigo and Rukia smiled with sadistic pleasure.

Immediately afterwards, the plushie literally got the stuffing knocked out of him for committing such a perverted act. "I was just trying to relieve the sexual tension…" Kon muttered.

"What 'sexual tension?!'" For that, Ichigo stomped on the small lion as if he was putting out a cigarette. Rukia stared at Ichigo with a shocked expression from what he said.

Ichigo covered his face with his palm, still blushing from having seen Rukia in the buff. Just when he thought everything was calm, Pyon tackled Ichigo and started rubbing her naked body against him while squealing out her trademark word. "That was funny! Pyon, pyon!"

"Rukia, get her off me!" His face was entirely red.

"She doesn't know any better."

"NOT HELPING!" Ichigo growled. The female Shinigami gave in and extracted Pyon's gikongai. Ichigo glanced at Rukia as she sat on his bed with her arms crossed. She had been mostly indifferent about the situation.

"What's wrong, Ichigo? Didn't you like what you saw?" She inched her way closer and closer to Ichigo. He started stammering and his body wouldn't stop trembling when she whispered softly in his ear. "That was only a gigai. How would you like to see the real thing?"

End.