Rosalie's POV

Rosalie's POV

Lunch. The second meal of the day, generally not as big as the first or last, and not as important. Or so I've heard. It's true that many people in the small cafeteria that would most likely fit in my closet were eating and talking amicably between themselves about their trivial worries and hopes. Stupid, I think.

As I glanced down at my tray of food, human food, I saw a normal slice of pizza and a glass of juice. No, I wouldn't be eating. Not now anyways. No, I did not hunger for grease slathered pie with crushed tomatoes, nor did I hope the freshly squeezed orange juice would quench my thirst. Not anymore.

As I was moving my gaze from the disgusting lunch, though I could never escape the horrid smell, I caught my reflection and smiled. I was beautiful, and I made sure everyone knew that. It was one of the things that made this life bearable. Taking another look, I caught someone else's reflection. Someone I knew very well. My husband.

Looking closer, I noticed something wrong. He was suppressing a smirk, and his eyes were looking back and forth along the table. He was acting shifty and that could mean only one thing. Well, two actually. One, he was plotting, or already executed a practical joke and was waiting for the shoe to drop. Two, my perfect appearance at school might just be tarnished.

Sighing I looked back at my reflection and moved a piece of hair back into place. Perfect. One thing's for sure, he's definitely going to get it when we get home. After I clean up, of course. I'll let him bask in his nervousness for a while. Oh yes. I narrowed my eyes. Things are just starting, and I'll have the last laugh.

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Edward's POV

Finally lunch, even though I will not be eating. No more sitting though something I already knew. My whole family was smart enough, we pretty much all get A+'s. we didn't need school, but we chose to go anyway.

I didn't mind lunch as much as Rosalie, it was the time that I really got to spend time with Bella. Well, at school anyways. And it felt good knowing that she ate, even though she does anyway it just makes me happy to know that she's keeping healthy. I love how cute she looks when she eats.

I glanced at my family, wonder what was on their minds. It was pretty clear what was on Rose's. She always thinks about herself, she caught her reflection again. I didn't need my mind reading to figure out what was on her mind. It was pretty obvious. Alice was thinking about Jasper. Then she looked at me and narrowed her eyes. I glanced at Emmett, he was saying he hated me, I couldn't help but to laugh. After I had enough of his songs I started reading what was on Jaspers. It was original, just Alice, they were thinking about each other. Then I looked back down at Bella and sighed. I wish I could read her mind.

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Emmett's POV

The thing I hated about my pranks is that Edward would always be able to read my mind! Stupid Edward, I hope you're listening! I hate you! He turned to me and laughed. Everyone else was too pre-occupied to notice him laugh. I was careful of what I thought and he didn't know I had a few tricks up my sleeve.

My best trick was to sing a very, very, VERY annoying song in my head and make sure it got stuck in his and then he would tune me out for awhile. It worked very well, unless I was caught thinking about the plan for one second. He usually left the table. Everyone learned sooner or later why he moved.

The song I sang in my head was usually scout songs or camp songs, Edward hates those the most. For today's prank I decided to put, this is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Then when that one was used out, ( to make it seem like I wasn't planning anything ) I would simply switch to, I found a peanut I found a peanut I found a peanut last night, last night I found a peanut, I found a peanut last night. It was very cleaver thinking if I do say so myself.

I suppressed the urge to laugh at I studied the other member of this table. Ha ha ha, those suckers won't see it comin'. It'll hit em' like a bird flying into a glass window. I just can't wait to put my plan in action. I felt a smirk appear across my face, and thankfully I washed it away before anyone could notice.

It's gonna be so messy Rosalie is probably gonna kill me, but it will be worth it. Edward and Jasper would probably help her out while Alice and Bella stand there laughing at my pain, but I didn't care. I would do anything to se the look on there faces.

My plan was brilliant! I had snuck into the school last night and set everything up myself. I would simply pull a string; the eggs would fall on their heads. And as they would get up, flour would pour out from those big bags! My plan was genius! I was so proud of myself.

Now to put my plan in action. I said I needed a napkin cuz I 'accidently' spilt my juice. I got up and headed for the napkins. I pulled the string and watched and laughed. The eggs splattered all over their heads, and then the flour came pouring on them. I started to laugh uncontrollably! I fell to the ground and if I could I'd probably piss myself.

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Alice's POV

As the eggs started splattering all over us, I wanted to KILL Emmett. I was really gonna hurt him. Then all of a sudden, flour started to pour over us. That did it, no more Mrs. Nice Alice! Emmett doesn't know what he got himself into, he's gonna PAY.

Once we were all covered in the stuff, yes ALL COVERED. Not one thing was clean. All full of that disgusting food. I couldn't believe he would do that. Actually I could but still!

I started to laugh, and thought of what Rose is gonna do to him, I can't wait to watch. Then what's left of him, that's if there is any, is gonna be mine! We better not get in any trouble, cuz that's gonna make it worse for HIM!

Jasper's POV

Emmett is so dead once I'm done with him... well, you know what I mean. The only thing funny about this is Rosalie's face; I can't help but to laugh. It will be so much fun watching what Rose's gonna do to him. I can't wait!

Everyone in the cafeteria was laughing, including Emmett. God, you could hear him over anything. Once the place calmed down the intercom came on. Would all the Cullen's and Mrs. Swan please report to my office... IMMEDIATELY! All I could say was, "Shit." as I said that everyone else said it at the same time.