fred was out one day and he kame across a pole. He was like "hi pole" and the pole sudenly grew feet and stuff. He also had a beer and mustash and was like "oh, hi fred." So fred went to tell his mom and his mom was like "oh yay the pole and stuff." So fred went back the next day to talk to the pole and the pole was like "hi fred". Fred was like "hi pole". Then they discused paliticks and how racist they were about rushians. So then they were like "ok bye". Every day they went to tallk and stuff. They becomed best friendzies because siriusly, who would want to be fred's friendzy? Then they desided to get these friendshihp bracelits so they could say "oh we are friendzies." Howevar, the eval kevin came and was like "you guys suck balls and I will break the bracelit." So he braked the bracelit. "oh no" said fred! "oh no" said the pole, who I forgot to say: his name is Stephen. So fred and the pole I MEAN STEPHEN were sad becuz now they are not actualy friendzies. Then fred's mom told him "hey dude you don't have to have a bracelit to actually be friendzies." Then fred was like "thanks for the advece, mom" and they were like "yay let's go to domino's for lunch!" so then the pole I MEAN STEPHEN and fred and fred's mom went to lunch at domino's. but then fred's mom saw fred's dad at the flea markit and they were like "phew I spit at you, you suck."

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