Hi there true believers, my name is Stan... I mean Richard. I've made hits like Solid Snake: How He Came To The Brawl and Solid Snake: The Brawl. Neither of which people actually read. But other then that, this story is about how I think Harry Potter should have ended...

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Epilogue

Harry Potter was face to face with Lord Voldemort. Both had their wands ready to strike one another when Harry then said something.

"Hey, why can't we just be friends?" Harry asked Lord Voldemort.

"Because I killed you parents." Voldemort responded. "Don't you want revenge?"

"A simple sorry would suffice." Harry said back.

"... really?" Voldemort said confused. "This isn't some trick?"

"Nope. No trick. I don't like to fight anyways."

"Well... here goes." Voldemort then took a deep breath. "... I'm... sorry I killed your parents... And your Godfather... and f—ked up your entire life." Voldemort said.

"Apology accepted." Harry then said. They both remained silent for a minute, just staring at each other with confusion and awkwardness.

"Now what?" Voldemort asked.

"I don't know. Feels kinda empty inside once you're at peace with your ultimate enemy, eh?" Voldemort said with a chuckle.

"Yeah... so... how's your life been lately?" Harry asked Lord Voldemort.

"Well, I've been killing a lot of people lately. Killing is pretty fun." Voldemort said with a smile."You should try it."

"Good idea." Harry replied. He then saw Hermione just walking by.

"Hi Harry!" Hermione said.

"Avada Kedadra!!" Harry said while pointing his wand at Hermione. A Green light then came out, and Hermione died right there on the spot. "You're right, Killing people is fun!!" Harry and Voldemort smiled for a moment, but soon started to frown.

"This isn't really going anywhere." Harry said. "Maybe we should just go and kill one another."

"Nah I ain't in the mood any more." Voldemort said. "Maybe... we should... have a manly... hug?"

"A hug? You serious?"

"It won't be homo if it doesn't turn you on."

"... sure." Voldemort then went up to Harry and then they both hugged each other. Voldemort started to cry.

"I-I-I nev-v-ver had a... real friend before! WHAAAA!!" Voldemort then started to sob on Harry's shoulder. Harry then started to pat Voldemort's back.

"Uhhhh... it's O.K.?"

"Say you're my best friend!" Voldemort then quickly said.

"What?" Harry said confused.

"SAY YOUR MY BEST FRIEND!!!"

"You're my best friend?"

"Thats right..." Voldemort said. Ron then came out of the blue.

"I thought I was your best friend Harry!!!!" Ron said to Harry.

"Avada Kedadra!" Voldemort screamed, and in a instant, Ron was dead.

"You just-"

"You don't have any proof so shut up." At this point, Harry and Voldemort was still hugging.

"You can stop now." Harry said.

"You're right." Voldemort then let go of Harry. "So... see you later... best buddy."

"Yeah... just go away." Voldemort then evaporated from the spot.

"Wow... that was a s—t-tastic ending."

THE END... scar... I mean well... oh never mind.

There you go. A short, awkward story of how I think Harry Potter should have ended. Is it accurate? No. Was it worth it? Probably not. But I did it anyways. P.S. Please don't spoil anything of the 7th book. I have not read it yet. Please!