How Facebook Destroyed My Life
Chapter 1 – Sephiroth
Little Butterfly
"So Lauren how was your weekend I didn't hear from you at all I was rather surprised." Samantha said walking into the Shinra Turks office. She and Lauren had been friends since early childhood and they were constantly talking with each other whether by text, on MSN or calling each other. It was very rare indeed for them to go more than one day without talking to each other unless Lauren was away on assignment.
"Yeah sorry I had a great weekend I made a new video and posted it to my FB; I think you'll like it." Lauren said grinning evilly before returning to her Turk mode. She was a highly respected Turk because she always completed her missions she had never once failed to and she rarely had to use the standard issue gun she had been given. She was a very skilled fighter but she was also known as the most skilled prankster in all of Shinra and the Turks.
"Uh-oh do I want to know who the target is this time?" Samantha asked remembering the time Lauren had made a very embarrassing video with Tseng in it and posted it to Facebook.
"Yeah it's Sephiroth this time and oh my god is it funny," Lauren said walking into her office to pull up her Facebook page and to begin her pile of paperwork.
~Begin Facebook Comments~
Sephiroth has been tagged in a video by Lauren.
Genesis likes this video
Genesis: no fucking way this is hilarious Lauren like omg how funny
Lauren like's Genesis' comment
Lauren: thank you kindly Genesis I spent the entire weekend making sure that everything was perfect for this video.
Reno: no way yo, this is sick awesome Lauren
Tseng: oh dear god he is going to be so pissed off but I must say good job Lauren
Lauren likes Tseng's comment
Elena likes this video
Elena: make sure to hide for a few days Lauren
Lauren: like hell he doesn't scare me in the least
Genesis likes Lauren's comment
Angeal likes Lauren's comment
Rufus: oh geez Lauren are you trying to kill us all?
Lauren: …maybe *shifty eyes* lol
Samantha likes this video
Samantha likes Rufus' comment
Samantha likes Lauren's comment
Sephiroth: I dislike this video and I dislike the poster
Lauren: u just don't like it cuz it's a stupid song and I made it look so good
Elena, Genesis, Samantha, Tseng, Reno and Angeal like Lauren's comment
Sephiroth: this is not funny in the least
Lauren: oh it so is Sephy now shut up or I do a cross dressing video with u in it
Sephiroth:…..
Elena, Samantha, Tseng, Genesis, Rufus, Zack, Angeal, Reno, Rude like Lauren's comment
~End Facebook Comments~
Sephiroth stormed into Lauren's office slamming the door closed and turning angry green eyes on her. Lauren simply smiled before rising and locking the door her eyes amused beyond belief. "I think it was quite cute if you ask me Sephiroth," Lauren said smirking up at him her golden eyes unafraid and highly amused.
"Well I am far from amused and it is degrading is what that video is!" Sephiroth yelled taking an angry step towards her. His hand went to the hilt of his sword before he noticed something that he should have seen right away. Lauren wasn't wearing any pants…
"Geez that took you long enough to notice Sephiroth," Lauren said smirking widely before it turned into a seductively little grin. She had counted on him storming into her office and closing the door, she had everything planned out.
"You planned this didn't you?" Sephiroth said his hand slipping from his sword to slide over the soft skin of her hip. He smirked down at her before pulling her closer to him his lips gliding over her pale neck while his hands pulled her against him.
"Every little detail I had either planned or counted on Sephiroth… I've been trying to get you into my office like this for weeks and this weekend provided me with the perfect means to get you in here." Lauren replied wrapping her arms around his neck for a moment before she made quick work of the belts that held his uniform on. Once she had him in only his pants she smiled and slowly slid his pants off grinning when she noticed that he didn't wear any underwear.
"They itch," He said in his own defense. The way she was staring at him made him very uncomfortable but it also turned him on to see the hunger in her eyes and it was all for him.
"Am I complaining?" Lauren said before throwing him to the floor.
~Begin Facebook Comments~
Lauren has changed her relationship status to In a committed relationship with Sephiroth.
Samantha: oh dear god u had that one mapped out perfectly
Lauren: no shit I cant believe he fell for it hook line and sinker
Sephiroth likes Lauren's post
Sephiroth: oh shut up not my fault u weren't wearing any pants when I walked in
Lauren: SEPHIROTH!
Reno likes Sephiroth's comment
Lauren: ur next Red
Reno dislikes Lauren's comment
Tseng: Reno u just dug ur grave
Reno: apparently
Samantha and Lauren like Tseng's comment
~End Facebook Comments~
