Eren was doing the laundry. Squad Levi often rotated through different chores when they were not off swashbuckling through trees and cities, killing titans like complete bosses and stuff. Eren yawned. He was far too lazy to do certain shenanigans like drying socks, ugh. How How boring… Eren suddenly had an idea! A more exciting way of drying off the socks! Using the Three Dimensional Maneuver Gear! Of course! Eren slipped the gear on as fast as he possibly could, and took off with a string of wet laundry trailing behind him. A sock in each fist, he soared through the air, showering the earth below him in little droplets of water as swung to and fro. Levi, who was wiping clean the windows of a building rolled his eyes in utter disgust when he saw Eren not doing his job properly. "Jaeger! Get down from there and clean these windows or I'll whup yo sorry little booty" Eren snorted and replied " I ain't doin' nobody's chores, heichouuuuu" and Levi glared up at him is disdain " Eren. I am your heichou and you will listen to me or the He-Man boy shall diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeieieEEEE" and Eren screamed angrily " TITAAAAAAAAAAAANS" and flew away to fight the titans. But then a majestic horse man named JEAN came in with Marco riding on his back, piggy-back style. And Everyone was all like hella. The end.
