HII!! Ok, this is a new story, I decided to do something like The Hogwarts Blog, by TwiLyght (amazing story), but I'm doing it in the Marauder Era!! :)

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A ROLL-OFF FROM TwiLyght's story, that I LOVE SO MUCH! SO DON'T GET MAD OR ANYTHING.

PLEASE REVIEW!! I LOVE REVIEWS ALOT!

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SUBJECT: New blog

Welcome, students. We have just started a blog for the students of Hogwarts. You may use the public blog, or make a private blog. Instant messaging is also available for students who wish to talk. Teachers are able to read EVERYTHING you write, so please be aware. Detentions and point deductions are available for students who go out of line

POSTED BY: Albus Dumbledore


DIARIES OF A MONSTER

BY:REMUS LUPIN

Well hi, I guess. I'm the first person, to post a blog, and I think it will be an interesting way to keep in touch. This is private, so I've basically kept away all Slytherins. Hmm.. What to write about? Ok, I'll put basics, even if you already know me. I'm in 5th year at Hogwarts, and I have sandy-brown hair, green eyes, and a 'furry little problem' (James' phrase: Yes first years, I own a man-eating rabbit). My best friends are Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans. I guess I'll post later.


Comments:

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Ooooohhh... I'm your best friend Remus?! Thanks, I feel a lot better. Potter just tried to serenade me, and I'm scared. Could you tell him to knock it off?! :) Thank you.

-Lily

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Lily, I've tried. It doesn't work. I gave up years ago, really.

-Remus

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OOOHHHH LILYKINS!! You know you love my beautiful voice. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?! PLEASE!

-James

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No.

-Lily

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One rejection down, 872 to go.

-Sirius


Thoughts of a Quidditch Player

By: James Potter

Why will Lily not see the light?! I love you Lily, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!

I'm putting that in each time.

YAY!! Another school year, more pranks to pull on the unsuspecting little kiddies and Snivelly!!

MWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I can be exceedingly evil when I want to be. So anyway, Sirius has our first prank on Snivelly up on his blog, I gave him the honors. It was amazing, best we've ever done, even though we got detention already.

It was worth it. :)

Well, more about actual school, Remus became a prefect (suprise, suprise), and so did Lily (I LOVE YOU.)

I'm so happy I didn't get it.

Well, I'll put up more later... It's only the first day back!


Comments:

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No, to the first sentence. HOW COULD YOU POTTER!! Lay off Sev. for a little bit! Please, goodness, and you wonder why I DON'T LIKE YOU!! :l

-Lily

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Oooooohhhh, YOU DO READ MY BLOG!!

-James

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Wow, Potter, you sounded insanely girl-like on that last one there.

-Severus

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Snivelly, how can he make a sound?! It's typing and READING! No sounds. And you shouldn't be talking, I've got the whole entire story of the prank we pulled on you on my blog.

-Sirius


BEST POTION-MAKER EVER

BY: Severus Snape

They are so ridiculous. Just because my hair got doused in soap and water, they think it's the funniest thing in the world. And so does the entire school. I wish I could get them back, but Dumbledore doesn't allow us to kill other students. Darn.

Well, I had a wonderful summer. Being without stupid Potter and Black, it was the best. Lily and I did homework and I stayed away from my house.

I hate my parents. It's a good thing they can't read this.

More later. I've got to go to Transfiguration.


Comments:

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Wooooowwww... u aktally got yo hare cleend?? May b we cood breeth in our rhooms now.

-Michael Avery

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Avery, proper spelling please? Who am I kidding, you can't write to save your life. And I'm willing to look over the insult.

-Severus

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I'm glad you had a good summer Sev. And I tried telling off Black and Potter, in their blogs, I'm so mad. I really hope we have a good year together. :)

-Lily

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That mudblood still your friend?

-Thomas Nott

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DON'T CALL HER THAT!!

-Severus


THOUGHTS OF A WAY BETTER LOOKING QUIDDITCH PLAYER

BY: Sirius Black

Ok, hey everyone!! I am posting this to tell of the amazing prank me and Prongs pulled.

James and magically levitated a bucket of water and soap (the bucket was huge -- like 8 feet in diameter) and we had it right behind the door to the Great Hall, so when Severus walked to up to go eat breakfast this morning, WHOOSH!! He was completely covered in soap bubbles and water, his hair was plastered to his face, and his robes were so drenched, he looked like Mrs. Norris after we threw her in the lake... except Mrs. Norris looked better.

Then we had a blinking sign over him saying: 'This is the first time I've been cleaned since I came to Hogwarts.'

Pure magic. I love a good prank in the morning.

NOW, ONTO BETTER THINGS!! Mary and I are going to Hogsmeade on the first date we can visit, yes, she finally scored a date with the fabulous Sirius Black!! (Btw, I AM JK Mary, I'm the lucky one) heh. :D

One more thing: QUIDDITCH TRYOUTS ARE ON SATURDAY!! YESSSSSS

We are looking for a new Keeper, and a new Beater (new friend for Sirius, hooray!), and a new Chaser...

COME YOUNG ONES, TO THE TORTURE CHAMBER CALLED QUIDDITCH TRYOUTS!!

MMMMWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- cough cough WATER!!

I'm ok.

I wonder why people think I am ADD and crazy and stupid.

If you think I am, you should go check out Avery's blog. It should be titled: 'Ramblings of an Incoherent Slytherin'

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YES. MONGO READ AND WRITE BIG WORDS!


Comments:

Wowwww... seriously Padfoot, I'm the smart one, and your blog is the longest.

-Remus

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What's with taking MY blog title... get your own!

-James

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I didn't take it, Prongs, I made it better.

-Sirius

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BLACK, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU!! LEAVE SEVERUS ALONE.

or I'll jinx you.

-Lily

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Ooohhhh... I'm so scared.

-Sirius

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HEY PADFOOT. How are you? This is Peter, so you know!

-Peter

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No duh. -Head/desk- numerous times because of that comment

-Sirius

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HI SIRIUS!! I'm so glad you're happy we're going out together!! Hogsmeade is only two weeks away!!

-Mary

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Sooooo... did you like it?! I'm already working on another chapter as we speak, because I have so much more!! Please review, and don't say any stupid stuff like I'm copying someone else. I already put a disclaimer up above, and I'm only doing it once, because y'all are smart enough. :l

HOPE YOU LIKE IT!

PLEASE REVIEW!