Close Calls
By: RecklessAbandon and OtakuSailorV
Renkotsu stood just beyond the building, it's shadow falling over him.
Two doors slammed, catching his attention, a smirk playing on his features.
Quietly, he waited as the sound of shoes was heard receding on the pavement.
"Bye mom, bye dad!" The all-too-familiar voice called to the two figures he could faintly see.
He watched as the pair turned around and waved before getting into their car and driving away.
"Yes!" He heard the female voice cheer quietly. "Freedom!"
"Is it ok for me to come out?" He smirked from his hiding place, peeking his head out slightly.
"Yeah."
He stepped out and walked up, still smirking. "I thought they would never leave."
"How long were you waiting?" The black haired girl asked opening the door.
"Not more than fifteen minutes probably, but it felt longer."
"I'm sorry."
Renkotsu shook his head. "Nah, it's fine."
"Come on in."
Nodding, he stepped in casually looking around.
"The neighbors can't see you." She told him closing the door, locking it behind her.
"That's good, I wouldn't want to 'embarrass' you." He joked.
"No, they'll tell on us...."
"Uh-oh!"
"Yeah- and that'd get you arrested."
Renkotsu made a face. "The cops know me, they'll let me off." He snickered at his own joke.
"Right...not for this." She said rolling her eyes.
"For what?" He asked. "I'm not stealing anything, am I?"
"This is a felony...ya know...."
He rolled his eyes this time. "Big deal." He grumbled.
"I know, you don't care."
"Not one bit."
"That's good."
"It might. But I guess I should care, since I could get in major trouble for it." He shrugged. "I should, but I lack something that motivates me to care what everyone thinks."
"That's good."
"I guess..."
"Glad you could come, I haven't seen you in a while..." she told him, smiling.
"No need for the formalities." He waved them away with another smirk. "And I was eager to come anyway, since it has been awhile."
"Yeah, no one suspected anything on your end though?"
"I doubt it, bunch of idiots. Besides, I don't live with my parents anymore."
"Of course you don't, seeing as you are 24!"
He laughed at her. "Then why ask if anyone suspected anything on my half?"
"You know the guys you live with, nosy idiots."
Renkotsu rolled his eyes again. "Oh, them." He grumbled. "Yeah, idiots. I doubt they think anything much of it, or are so far from the truth that they can't possibly figure it out."
"Hopefully...my parents won't come home soon."
"Where did they go?"
"Some rich place."
"Of course!" Renkotsu said sarcastically.
"I hate it."
Renkotsu shrugged, sitting down in the nearest chair. "I would too if I was."
Yuka smirked, plopping down on his lap. "Of course, but you aren't, so you don't suffer like I."
"Oof, I highly doubt you're suffering." Renkotsu retorted.
"I am."
"How are you possibly suffering?" He griped.
"I don't get to see you." She whined, a bit jokingly.
He chuckled, wrapping one arm around her. "What will you ever do?"
"Run away- or wait it out until I turn 18 in three years."
"Whichever is fine with me."
"Really?"
"Of course."
She rested her head in the crook of his neck. "It's been too long."
He rested his head against hers. "It has." He agreed.
"Oh if Ayumi, Eri and Kagome could see this, I'd be dead meat." She mused with a laugh.
"If anyone saw this you would. And so would I." He corrected.
"You'd be incarcerated." She corrected.
"Yep, because I'm supposed to be the 'adult' here."
"And I'm just an innocent, defenseless child." She added in a mock- sweet voice.
"Tch. Not hardly." He said, holding down a laugh.
"I know."
He chuckled at her. "But the big wigs would think that it was all my idea, that I was some sick-o." He laughed at the idea.
"Heh." She snorted back a laugh at the thought.
"And then I would be sent off, with everyone thinking I'm a big pervert."
"But you're not."
"I'm not?"
"Unless you wanna prove me wrong."
"I do, but you're parents might not be gone very long." He smirked.
"Oh, they won't be back for another hour or two."
"Good."
"So, gonna prove me wrong or somethin'?"
"Where do you want me to start proving?"
She thought for a second. "Doesn't matter."
He laughed before moving his hand onto her butt.
She giggled. "Trust me it's happened before."
"Really now?" He asked, trying not to sound angry. "Who?"
"Guys my age are perverts."
"Ah, just tell them you know someone who'll mess them up if they mess with you." He winked at her.
"Aw, you're so great."
"Aren't I?" He gloated.
"Yeah, you linger around the shadows by my house all dressed in black just to see me...." She joked.
"...Naked." He finished for her.
"Which, you won't."
"Don't crush my dreams."
"You might, eventually."
"To dream the impossible dream." He mused.
"Heh...if you're lucky."
He sighed. "That means never." He moaned.
"No, I mean- if my parents go out enough."
"Haha, I only wish they would leave more often."
"They're leaving every night this week." Yuka mused smirking.
He pulled her closer, smirking as well. "My luck must be changing."
"I know."
"What's the big thing going on that they're away for every night?"
"Country club shit."
"Ugh, disgusting."
"Exactly why I didn't go." She said, cuddling into him more.
He put his other arm around her, holding her tightly. "That's good."
"I know." She mumbled with a content sigh.
They sat like that for a while in the silence, listening to the soft ticking of the grandfather clock in the corner.
"Hmm..."
"Yes?" Renkotsu asked.
"Thinking."
"About....?"
"What a good pillow you make."
"Always glad to oblige the lovely lady."
"Yeah right. Let's go do something fun!"
"Like what?" He asked, sitting up a bit.
"Anything, my butts falling asleep."
"Ok, ok." He grumbled, getting up and letting her slide off of him.
She stood up and stretched.
"So, what now?" He asked.
"I dunno." She said with a shrug.
"Maybe we should go somewhere else, in case your parents come home unexpectedly." He said, eyeing the door.
"Ok."
"You'd better lead, I don't know this house very well."
"Upstairs?"
"Fine by me."
She led him upstairs, into her bedroom.
Looking around, he noted several things in the room with a nod.
"Why are you nodding?"
"No reason really, just looking around." He said casually.
"Oh."
"Yep." He said, sitting down on the edge of the bed.
She flopped down on her bed, sighing. "Soft."
Pressing his fingers into the bed, he nodded with agreement. "Yeah."
She grabbed him and pulled him back down on the bed. "I know."
"Easy there." He joked. "It's not so soft when you're being pulled down."
"Not that you mind."
"No, I don't." He smirked as he pulled her closer to him.
"Good."
"Yep."
"Uhm..."
"Yeah?"
"Just, thinking."
"What about this time?"
"...This is kinda boring."
Renkotsu shrugged. "Whatever you want to do is fine with me."
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
He laughed. "You don't wanna know."
"Yeah I do."
"You don't, it's a pervert thing."
"I wanna know." She whined.
He chuckled at her impatience. "Guess then."
"It'll give me nightmares."
He made a face. "I hope not."
"I know...just tell me!"
"I wanna stay here with you." He finally burst out as he drew her even closer.
"And how is THAT perverted?"
"Because staying here with you includes something else."
"Really?" She said, smirking.
"Really."
"Oh, details." Yuka pleaded.
"Like sleeping with you."
"Yeah- too bad."
He sighed. "Too bad is an understatement." He moaned, though he was still smirking.
"Aww...wanna teaser?" She asked with a wink.
"Of course I do."
"Too bad."
"Damn you and your seductive ways."
"Oh...really? Me? Seductive?"
"Yes, and don't act like you don't know it."
"Hahaha."
"It's not funny." He whined.
"Oh really? Can't resist me?"
"I try, but it's very hard."
"Hahaha, yeah right, lose all resistance." She taunted.
"If I did, I don't think we would hear your parents come in."
"So?"
"You want me to get locked up and have the key thrown away?"
"Well, abandon SOME resistance then!"
"How much does the lady want?" He asked perversely.
"Just, abandon enough that we can still hear if my parents come in."
"Whatever you say."
"Ok."
Pulling her closer, he drew her into a kiss.
She smirked, kissing back.
Placing one hand on her side, he let it slip carefully up her shirt, waiting for her to slap him or pull away.
She tried not to laugh, being super ticklish.
He smirked at her reaction. "What's the matter?" He taunted, continuing.
"Ticklish."
"Ah." He grinned as his other hand wandered to her bottom.
"Hey!"
"What? You said the boys at your school touch you ass all the time. By the way, which boys were they?"
"Hm...Miroku, and some guys that I cant remember."
"I'll find out who, I have my sources." He grinned.
"Ok."
"That is, unless you're sure you don't remember." He said, kissing her again.
"Shit!" She cursed.
He flinched slightly at her yell. "What?"
"Parents."
"They're back?" He asked, looking over his shoulder to see if they were in the doorway.
"They're pulling in. Go."
Renkotsu looked out the window and saw the car return to it's previous location with a scowl. "I can't go out any of the doors now, I doubt I'll make it to the back one."
"Window."
Renkotsu looked down, spying the couple going toward the door. "Broken legs, here I come." He joked, starting to open the window.
"Be careful."
"I will, just make sure they don't see me." He said with a wink and a smirk.
"Bye." She waved.
"See ya." He whispered before disappearing over the ledge, a firm 'wump' heard as he hit the ground. "Shit."
{End Chapter}
By: RecklessAbandon and OtakuSailorV
Renkotsu stood just beyond the building, it's shadow falling over him.
Two doors slammed, catching his attention, a smirk playing on his features.
Quietly, he waited as the sound of shoes was heard receding on the pavement.
"Bye mom, bye dad!" The all-too-familiar voice called to the two figures he could faintly see.
He watched as the pair turned around and waved before getting into their car and driving away.
"Yes!" He heard the female voice cheer quietly. "Freedom!"
"Is it ok for me to come out?" He smirked from his hiding place, peeking his head out slightly.
"Yeah."
He stepped out and walked up, still smirking. "I thought they would never leave."
"How long were you waiting?" The black haired girl asked opening the door.
"Not more than fifteen minutes probably, but it felt longer."
"I'm sorry."
Renkotsu shook his head. "Nah, it's fine."
"Come on in."
Nodding, he stepped in casually looking around.
"The neighbors can't see you." She told him closing the door, locking it behind her.
"That's good, I wouldn't want to 'embarrass' you." He joked.
"No, they'll tell on us...."
"Uh-oh!"
"Yeah- and that'd get you arrested."
Renkotsu made a face. "The cops know me, they'll let me off." He snickered at his own joke.
"Right...not for this." She said rolling her eyes.
"For what?" He asked. "I'm not stealing anything, am I?"
"This is a felony...ya know...."
He rolled his eyes this time. "Big deal." He grumbled.
"I know, you don't care."
"Not one bit."
"That's good."
"It might. But I guess I should care, since I could get in major trouble for it." He shrugged. "I should, but I lack something that motivates me to care what everyone thinks."
"That's good."
"I guess..."
"Glad you could come, I haven't seen you in a while..." she told him, smiling.
"No need for the formalities." He waved them away with another smirk. "And I was eager to come anyway, since it has been awhile."
"Yeah, no one suspected anything on your end though?"
"I doubt it, bunch of idiots. Besides, I don't live with my parents anymore."
"Of course you don't, seeing as you are 24!"
He laughed at her. "Then why ask if anyone suspected anything on my half?"
"You know the guys you live with, nosy idiots."
Renkotsu rolled his eyes again. "Oh, them." He grumbled. "Yeah, idiots. I doubt they think anything much of it, or are so far from the truth that they can't possibly figure it out."
"Hopefully...my parents won't come home soon."
"Where did they go?"
"Some rich place."
"Of course!" Renkotsu said sarcastically.
"I hate it."
Renkotsu shrugged, sitting down in the nearest chair. "I would too if I was."
Yuka smirked, plopping down on his lap. "Of course, but you aren't, so you don't suffer like I."
"Oof, I highly doubt you're suffering." Renkotsu retorted.
"I am."
"How are you possibly suffering?" He griped.
"I don't get to see you." She whined, a bit jokingly.
He chuckled, wrapping one arm around her. "What will you ever do?"
"Run away- or wait it out until I turn 18 in three years."
"Whichever is fine with me."
"Really?"
"Of course."
She rested her head in the crook of his neck. "It's been too long."
He rested his head against hers. "It has." He agreed.
"Oh if Ayumi, Eri and Kagome could see this, I'd be dead meat." She mused with a laugh.
"If anyone saw this you would. And so would I." He corrected.
"You'd be incarcerated." She corrected.
"Yep, because I'm supposed to be the 'adult' here."
"And I'm just an innocent, defenseless child." She added in a mock- sweet voice.
"Tch. Not hardly." He said, holding down a laugh.
"I know."
He chuckled at her. "But the big wigs would think that it was all my idea, that I was some sick-o." He laughed at the idea.
"Heh." She snorted back a laugh at the thought.
"And then I would be sent off, with everyone thinking I'm a big pervert."
"But you're not."
"I'm not?"
"Unless you wanna prove me wrong."
"I do, but you're parents might not be gone very long." He smirked.
"Oh, they won't be back for another hour or two."
"Good."
"So, gonna prove me wrong or somethin'?"
"Where do you want me to start proving?"
She thought for a second. "Doesn't matter."
He laughed before moving his hand onto her butt.
She giggled. "Trust me it's happened before."
"Really now?" He asked, trying not to sound angry. "Who?"
"Guys my age are perverts."
"Ah, just tell them you know someone who'll mess them up if they mess with you." He winked at her.
"Aw, you're so great."
"Aren't I?" He gloated.
"Yeah, you linger around the shadows by my house all dressed in black just to see me...." She joked.
"...Naked." He finished for her.
"Which, you won't."
"Don't crush my dreams."
"You might, eventually."
"To dream the impossible dream." He mused.
"Heh...if you're lucky."
He sighed. "That means never." He moaned.
"No, I mean- if my parents go out enough."
"Haha, I only wish they would leave more often."
"They're leaving every night this week." Yuka mused smirking.
He pulled her closer, smirking as well. "My luck must be changing."
"I know."
"What's the big thing going on that they're away for every night?"
"Country club shit."
"Ugh, disgusting."
"Exactly why I didn't go." She said, cuddling into him more.
He put his other arm around her, holding her tightly. "That's good."
"I know." She mumbled with a content sigh.
They sat like that for a while in the silence, listening to the soft ticking of the grandfather clock in the corner.
"Hmm..."
"Yes?" Renkotsu asked.
"Thinking."
"About....?"
"What a good pillow you make."
"Always glad to oblige the lovely lady."
"Yeah right. Let's go do something fun!"
"Like what?" He asked, sitting up a bit.
"Anything, my butts falling asleep."
"Ok, ok." He grumbled, getting up and letting her slide off of him.
She stood up and stretched.
"So, what now?" He asked.
"I dunno." She said with a shrug.
"Maybe we should go somewhere else, in case your parents come home unexpectedly." He said, eyeing the door.
"Ok."
"You'd better lead, I don't know this house very well."
"Upstairs?"
"Fine by me."
She led him upstairs, into her bedroom.
Looking around, he noted several things in the room with a nod.
"Why are you nodding?"
"No reason really, just looking around." He said casually.
"Oh."
"Yep." He said, sitting down on the edge of the bed.
She flopped down on her bed, sighing. "Soft."
Pressing his fingers into the bed, he nodded with agreement. "Yeah."
She grabbed him and pulled him back down on the bed. "I know."
"Easy there." He joked. "It's not so soft when you're being pulled down."
"Not that you mind."
"No, I don't." He smirked as he pulled her closer to him.
"Good."
"Yep."
"Uhm..."
"Yeah?"
"Just, thinking."
"What about this time?"
"...This is kinda boring."
Renkotsu shrugged. "Whatever you want to do is fine with me."
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
He laughed. "You don't wanna know."
"Yeah I do."
"You don't, it's a pervert thing."
"I wanna know." She whined.
He chuckled at her impatience. "Guess then."
"It'll give me nightmares."
He made a face. "I hope not."
"I know...just tell me!"
"I wanna stay here with you." He finally burst out as he drew her even closer.
"And how is THAT perverted?"
"Because staying here with you includes something else."
"Really?" She said, smirking.
"Really."
"Oh, details." Yuka pleaded.
"Like sleeping with you."
"Yeah- too bad."
He sighed. "Too bad is an understatement." He moaned, though he was still smirking.
"Aww...wanna teaser?" She asked with a wink.
"Of course I do."
"Too bad."
"Damn you and your seductive ways."
"Oh...really? Me? Seductive?"
"Yes, and don't act like you don't know it."
"Hahaha."
"It's not funny." He whined.
"Oh really? Can't resist me?"
"I try, but it's very hard."
"Hahaha, yeah right, lose all resistance." She taunted.
"If I did, I don't think we would hear your parents come in."
"So?"
"You want me to get locked up and have the key thrown away?"
"Well, abandon SOME resistance then!"
"How much does the lady want?" He asked perversely.
"Just, abandon enough that we can still hear if my parents come in."
"Whatever you say."
"Ok."
Pulling her closer, he drew her into a kiss.
She smirked, kissing back.
Placing one hand on her side, he let it slip carefully up her shirt, waiting for her to slap him or pull away.
She tried not to laugh, being super ticklish.
He smirked at her reaction. "What's the matter?" He taunted, continuing.
"Ticklish."
"Ah." He grinned as his other hand wandered to her bottom.
"Hey!"
"What? You said the boys at your school touch you ass all the time. By the way, which boys were they?"
"Hm...Miroku, and some guys that I cant remember."
"I'll find out who, I have my sources." He grinned.
"Ok."
"That is, unless you're sure you don't remember." He said, kissing her again.
"Shit!" She cursed.
He flinched slightly at her yell. "What?"
"Parents."
"They're back?" He asked, looking over his shoulder to see if they were in the doorway.
"They're pulling in. Go."
Renkotsu looked out the window and saw the car return to it's previous location with a scowl. "I can't go out any of the doors now, I doubt I'll make it to the back one."
"Window."
Renkotsu looked down, spying the couple going toward the door. "Broken legs, here I come." He joked, starting to open the window.
"Be careful."
"I will, just make sure they don't see me." He said with a wink and a smirk.
"Bye." She waved.
"See ya." He whispered before disappearing over the ledge, a firm 'wump' heard as he hit the ground. "Shit."
{End Chapter}
