Author's Note

Good god, it's happened. A FAN CREATED OC IS IN A PAIRING WITH A REAL HTF! EVERYONE RUN!

Chunky: Hey, at least I'm not dating Flippy. (Zing!)

Anyhoo, this is just another little story I've thought up, a ChunkyxPetunia pairing. That being said, I'm gonna try and make it a funny love story, and hopefully it won't get too serious. So kick back, relax, and enjoy

Love Stinks: the tale of a skunk and a Koala

Logging on….

Welcome to the "l33t Pwner" forums, signing in as "TheChunkster13"

TheChunkster13: Hey guys, what's up?

Iron_Man_Folgore: Sup Chunks?

MightyMightyFrankie: Hi!

TheChunkster13: Oh guys, I feel so wonderful… (^-^)

Iron_Man_Folgore: WTF?

MightyMightyFrankie: What happened? Did you finally catch that beetle you've been looking for?

TheChunkster13: Heh, yeah right. This is even better than that digital Butterfly you caught a while

back….

MightyMightyFrankie: What? Better than Francine? Surely you jest!

TheChunkster13: I finally asked her out, that girl I told you about….

Iron_Man_Folgore: And?....

TheChunkster13: She said yes.

MightyMightyFrankie: HIGH TECHNICAAAAAAAL!

Iron_Man_Folgore: NICE!

TheChunkster13: I know, but I'm a little nervous. We're going out to dinner tonight, and I don't

know how to act around a girl…. But Folgore, you have a girlfriend, right? Any tips?

Iron_Man_Folgore: Of course, I'd love to help you out pal. Just be a gentleman, hold the door, pull out

her chair for her, and whatever you do, don't acknowledge any, ANY of her faults. As far as you're

concerned, she's perfect.

TheChunkster13: That'll be easy. She's already perfect.

MightyMightyFrankie: And make sure you give her nice things, my girlfriend ADORED the "Pretty

Princess" poster I got her. But how could you not love a collecter's item signed by the director and

original voice actor?

TheChunkster13: Um, good idea, but wasn't that girl just some random chick you met and tried to use

your "Nerd2Babe simulator" on?

MightyMightyFrankie: Sh-Shut up! You don't know what you're talking about! That girl was all over me!

TheChunkster13: Sure pal, anyhow, I gotta get ready. See you guys

TheChunkster13 has logged off

MightyMightyFrankie: Hey, Folgore, do you think I'll ever get a hot babe of my own?

Iron_Man_Folgore has logged off

MightyMightyFrankie: …….

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That's the opening chapter Pretty good start if I do say so myself. By the way, MightyMightyFrankie was

Francis, from Super Paper Mario. And Iron_man_Folgore was Me, it's the old name I always used before

Phoenix Reece. Oh, and I got this whole Chat Room opening idea, from Deadliving's Hive System. God, I

really need some of my own ideas