Hogwarts Productions: Trapped in a Mall

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, the characters, or JK Rowling. However, I wish I did. No questions, please.

Also, confessionals are in italics.

Annndddd... this is written in script form as I don't feel like writing it in any other way.

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Episode 1: "The Great Mall of Mallville"

Ten students from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have been selected for this once in a lifetime chance: being stuck in a Muggle mall. However, this game will be played in teams of five, so who can work together, who can overcome the pressure, and who will win?

This is... TRAPPED IN A MALL!

Ten dark shapes make their way through an unlit area. Only their luggage can be heard rolling across the smoth linoleum.

Suddenly, the lights, bright bulbs in the wall, sprung to life, flooding the area with whiteness.

Draco: "..'The hell?"

Molly: "Excuse me, there are CHILDREN here!"

Ron: "Mom.. please don't.. not here."

Molly: "Don't tell me what to do! You're grounded! Get into that McDonald's and STAY THERE!"

Ron: "But.. it's locked."

Molly: "You have a wand, don't you?"

Ron: "...No. They took them away from us when we-- oh, I'll just sit in a corner."

Molly: "That's right."

Draco: "She's just ticked off because her deadbeat husband ran off with Harry's aunt Petunia."

Coming down from the escalator is none other than..

Professor/Headmistress, whatever the hell you want to call her, McGonagall.

McGonagall: "Ahem, welcome to the.. Great Mall of Mallville!"

Harry: "That's not its real name, is it?"

McGonagall: "Leave me alone."

Harry: -Glare.-

McGonagall: "The boys and the girls will have different areas for sleeping. Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley, Tonks, Luna Lovegood, and Pansy Parkinson will be upstairs."

Luna: "Isn't the food court upstairs?"

Snape: "Yes." -Obviously pissed off for no apparent reason.-

Luna: "YES!!" -Akward, yet arousing dance.-

McGonagall: "This game will run over the course of.. like, two weeks or something, and you will be challenged in five teams of two. The Red team, the Blue team, the Green team, the Orange team, and the Purple team. There will be challenges each day, each challenge for a certain item. However, a few challenges will require one team to be eliminated from the game. Get some rest because tomorrow, partners will be decided, and this WILL affect the outcome of this game for you."

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I know this episode is short. But it's because this is just an experiment, and I'll continue once I get, say, 2-3 reviews. By different people. D Each episode, I will pick three reviewers of the episode, all of whom will be featured as a store in the show.

Also, the full cast will be revealed, as only some were mentioned and had no lines.

In the next episode, a grueling partner mission is played, and when someone's underwear goes missing, tempers flare! Who will make up the five teams and who will be left boxerless? Find out soon!