Summary: After a drunken night out Marissa wakes up to find herself in the same bed as her worst enemy...Randy Orton. One question remains...What happened last night? R&R
I opened my eyes.....ugh worst hangover ever. My head was pounding my stomach was turning...Wait...Where was I? This is not my room....This is some cheap motel room. In Vegas.. VEGAS? Last thing I remember was going clubbing with my girls...Maria, Candice and Kelly. Grr they let me get drunk didn't they? They swore they would cut me off!!!! Jesus now what? I'll tell you what....But wait who the hell is asleep beside me? Short spikey hair boxer shorts...Cena?!! No...Can't be...Oh wait then who? Cody? Too Gay.... Dave? I wish...then who? OH MY GOOD GOD!!! NO!! I couldn't have? Would I? Orton? Whyyy????? Was I that drunk too sleep with Square head Orton?!!! Ughh Kel, Candy, Ria you guys are dead!!
Oh Great, He's waking up here we go let the rambling and cockiness begin. Randy's blue eyes started to open.
Randy's POV
"Oh Randy...You are adorable!!!" "No, your adorable Maryse! Baby!!!" I gushed and leaned in for yet another kiss. "I love you!" Her soft french accent flowed like a song. "I love you more!!" I said. "No! I love you more!!!" She laughed. "Love Monkey!!" I said. "Sugar lips" She played.
I came out of my dream and before I even opened my eyes I felt my head pound...Grr I hate alcohol...Damn..Last night must have been some party.. Damn you, Cena, Jericho and Jeff they let me get drunk...last time I was drunk I made Vickie Guerrero...Mrs Orton...They know what alcohol does to me!! Yes, I was dreaming about my lady, well shes almost my lady...except she likes that idiot Cody. Can't she see hes gayer then Santino?!!! Hey theres a hot chick beside me....Blonde hair...Nice ass, Long legs, Nice ass.................. No! Can't be!! Marissa!? I slept with the hottest enemy in the world!!!.
Marissa POV
Orton finally woke up and I realized something..he talks to himself in his sleep.... Awkward. Okay, I know what your thinking? Why aren't I freaking out right? Well I'm not stupid. I'm a smart person..I have my degrees...I would never EVER!! Have...You know Sex with "No Balls" Orton right?!!!! Right!!
