Title: Let's go out to eat!
Author: Red Torch
Summary: *sasunaru Oneshot* A funny cute little fic about a married Naruko(FemNaruto).
Warning:FemNaruto! If you have a problem with a boy turned girl, then let me point out something – the back button's not only there for decoration, you know.
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: sigh: Nope. Don't own.
A kind of sad depressing story…Wonder if I'm just sad today?
Let's go out to eat!
"Sasuke, we were going to eat out!"
The Uchiha sighed. "I told you already, Naruko, I'm tired. I want to sleep. How about tomorrow?"
Naruko pouted. "You said that yesterday."
Sasuke sighed again. "This time, I swear I'll do it." Naruko snorted in disbelief. "You said that yesterday, too!"
Sasuke heaved another sigh. He'd been doing that a lot lately. "Tomorrow morning. We'll go to that fancy place for breakfast tomorrow, okay?"
Naruko seemed to ponder this for a moment, tapping her chin with a slender finger. "Hmmm, okay!"
Sasuke's lips twitched in a ghost smile. "Now I am going to sleep."
Naruko continued to smile. "Okay, baby! Sleep tight!"
Sasuke shrugged. "Whatever."
He shuffled off to his room. "Didn't you forget something, Sasuke-kun?" Naruko called after him.
She received no answer. Scowling, she stalked back to the living room and threw herself on the couch. "Stupid teme, not giving me a goodnight kiss!"
Her eyes drifted, and she saw one of the most beautiful things sitting on the coffee table. She squealed and grabbed it. "So considerate, Sasuke-kun!"
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Sasuke was finally asleep. But then, a horrible smell reached his sensitive nose. "The hell?" He grumbled. He slowly heaved himself from the bed and lurched to his bathroom.
When he looked in the mirror, he stopped breathing.
Thick, dark lines marred his pale skin. A gasp of horrified shock died on his lips when he saw the culprit standing in the doorframe. "You!" he hissed.
Naruko laughed somewhat evilly. "Yes, Sasuke, it was I! That's what you get for not taking me out to eat since we got married!"
Sasuke stared at her blankly. "It's only been two weeks, Naruko."
Predictably, Naruko flew into a rage. "I DON'T CARE! I ASKED AND ASKED YOU, BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN ME OUT YET!" Before the young woman could get into the swing, Sasuke had grabbed her hand and dragged her out of the bathroom, forgetting about his marked face.
"Where are we going?" Naruko asked.
"Out to eat!"
Inwardly Naruko cackled. Who said married life sucked?
