PJO FANMAIL
Hey guys! I like this whole fanmail idea, so I decided to make one. It helps clear my head from Noah Cyrus and Frankie Jonas singing "Ponyo, Ponyo, Ponyo, she lives in the sea. She's a little girl with a round tummy." I am so sick of that! The host is a daughter of Aphrodite named Brielle, I don't know where I found that name, I just like it.
Brielle-Hey everybody! Welcome to this awesome fanmail thingy-ma-bob! We will start with a few standardized questions I have created for each character. Bring out the lie detector!
All Contestants- *groans*
Brielle-We welcome, Percy-Annabeth-Thalia-Luke-Grover-Nico-and-Rachel! Let's give a big hand for them! This is after TLO, but we brought Luke back specially.
Audience- *claps*
Brielle-Okay, first we have Percy. Why is there a… Oh, I get it! Percy, for this one you don't need a lie detector. How do you spell PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS? It's the longest word in the English dictionary. Forty-five letters.
Percy- I have dyslexia you know. How did you read that?
Brielle- No dyslexia. Anyway, you aren't reading the word. You are spelling it.
Percy-I can't, next question.
Brielle- MUHAHAHA!!! The next question is so funny! So, you have to tell Annabeth about Calypso. This was too hard to put in question format, so I didn't do it.
Percy-What! No!
Annabeth- What Percy? I hate it when people keep secrets from me, and I know your mortal point!
Audience-Ooooh…
Percy-Well, Hera made me land on Calypsos Island…
Annabeth-Stupid cows!
Percy-I stayed there for three days, and it kind of became two weeks in regular time. I kept thinking about how on Mt. St. Helens…
Luke-*does puppy dog eyes* What happened?
Thalia-Luke, you're 22 and evil. You can't do puppy dog eyes anymore.
Percy & Annabeth-Nothing…
Brielle-They kissed! *Pulls out BotL* It's all in this book. How Pan dies, Luke turns into Kronos, and Annabeth kisses Percy. Read it today! Comes after The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, and the Titans Curse, and comes before The Last Olympian.*hands boxed set, including The Demigod Files, to each person* Now to ask Luke, who is the awesomest person ever, some questions.
Luke-Hey everyone!
Luke fan girls- *Screams*
Luke haters- *Throw rotten tomatoes*
Luke-*deflects tomatoes with Backbiter.* So, what do you want to ask me?
Brielle-Luke, how did you feel when you joined the Titans?
Luke- I felt angry, resentful, and unloved. I wanted to be treated better by the father who had left me with and insane psychopath. I met him, and he told me of my fate, I realized it was something against the gods. Kronos used my anger to turn me against them, but now I feel sorry for what I did. Maybe if I hadn't been influenced by myself this wouldn't have happened. Or maybe if Thalia hadn't turned into a tree.
Nico-*yawns*
Grover-*snoring*
Percy-*playing with a bit of water*
Rachel-*reading People*
Annabeth & Thalia-*listening in wide eyed rapture*
Brielle-That was amazing Luke! Now, do you like Thalia? Sit in this chair.
Luke-*sits down in recliner, arms are strapped to armrests, legs to the recliner part, and head is strapped into a helmet. A computer screen appears next to the chair*
Brielle- Do you like Thalia?
Luke-No. *gets zapped with electricity .* Ouch!
Computer Screen- LIE!
Brielle-Did I forget to say you get zapped when you lie? Sorry… Actually, each person gets a different punishment for lying.
Luke-Fine! I like her!
Brielle-One last question. What did you see that anchored you to your mortal point in the River Styx?
Luke-I saw Annabeth and Thalia.
Audience- Awww…
Brielle-We are moving on to Nico.
Nico's fan girls-*Screams*
Nico-*smiles at one fan girl*
Fan girl-*faints*
Nico-That was weird. So, what questions do you have for me?
Brielle-You have an increasingly strained relationship with Persephone, after she has turned you into a dandelion several times. Since she is your dad's wife, you see her all the time, what do you usually do?
Nico-I try to keep away from her, and be polite at most times. I kind of try to go see Dad when she isn't there.
Brielle-Okay, that sword is so cool! Some other campers I talked to want to know where you got it.
Nico-It was a gift from my dad. It's made of Stygian iron. Its iron made from materials in the River Styx, tempered in the River Phlegethon, and cooled in the River Cocytus. I think. Brielle-Oh, so say a child of Athena, or someone couldn't have one, only a child of Hades? Nico-Yep! So, someone told me that I knew the Special Guest pretty well… Brielle-You do. Bring in Maria di Angelo! Maria-Hello! Nico-MOMMY! *Runs over to Maria and jumps on her.* Audience, Contestants & Brielle-*laughs hysterically* Maria-Nico, you've gotten heavier in seventy-six years. Nico-Ummm… Duh! Brielle-So Maria, how did you feel when you died? Maria-It hurt, a lot. It is not fun to be crushed under two tons of hotel. I missed Hades, and my children. I was glad Hades let me go to Elysium. I still see him, and Bianca. Nico-I never see you, or Bianca. I miss her. *sniffle* Maria-I have to go now. *shimmers and disappears* Nico-MOMMY! Brielle-We have to move on to Grover now. Sorry Nico. Grover-Hi to all the nature lovers out there! Fans-Grover! You rock! Nature is awesome! Grover-Thanks guys! We need to keep the environment clean! For Pan! Brielle-Grover, Percy called you brave and stupid at the same time, how does that make you feel? I'm sorry I couldn't think of a better question. Grover-Why did he? Percy-You tried to protect me from a certain evil person inhabiting Luke's body. *glares at Luke* Grover-It makes me feel nice that I know I didn't try that just to get hit and go flying backwards for nothing.Brielle-Okay, Grover. We all want to know this… What do tin cans taste like?
Grover-Ummm… When you're drinking soda, have you ever accidently just licked the can? That's what it tastes like.
Brielle-Now, Rachel, can we, like, get, like, a Prophecy?
Rachel-I first want anyone who supports me or Perachel to raise their hand.
Audience-stays still and unmoving
Crickets-chirp
Rachel-I am the spirit of Delphi, speaker of the prophecies of Phoebus Apollo, slayer of the mighty Python. Approach, seeker, and ask...
Brielle-will the contestants get fanmail?
Rachel-
Seven contestants and one host,
Will wait and wait for people to post---
Hermes-I heard Luke was here! Can I talk to him?
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Luke, Grover, Nico & Brielle- We were listening to a Prophecy!
Luke-No! You can't talk to me! You stink like cheese!
Grover-cheese is good!
Luke-fine then, you stink like rotten tomatoes!
Percy-Dude, you just jinxed yourself.
Audience-*Throws tomatoes at Luke*
Luke-*deflects tomatoes with Backbiter*
Hermes-*grabs Luke and drags him out*
Luke-Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Rachel-
Contestants and host, stand before you,
Waiting and waiting for people to review.
Random Satyr-Grover, I found the demigod and took her to camp.
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Grover, Nico & Brielle-We were listening to a Prophecy!
Random Satyr-She's a daughter of Aphrodite.
Brielle-Get her ready, we need her for chapter three. Molly Moon, Micky Minus, and the Mind Machine.
Percy-I'm scared!
Brielle-you should be. Now, we need Annabeth to come here.
Annabeth-Hi!
Brielle-So, where is Percy's mortal point?
Annabeth-I don't want crazy psychos to kill him. We will always be the only two people who know where it is. Unless you have Nico raise Ethan Nakamura, because he knows.
Grover-Is that why he kept looking at your—*gets duct tape slapped on his mouth*
Brielle-I want to know some stuff about Hoover dam—
Annabeth, Percy, Grover & Thalia- Seven hundred feet tall, built in the 1930's, five million cubic acres of water, largest construction project in the U.S.
Brielle-Wow, okay Thalia, you're last.
Thalia-Hi!
Random Luke fan girl-*throws pie at Thalia*
Thalia-*ducks and pie lands on Grover, who starts eating it, along with pie tin*
Brielle-So, what's it like being a huntress?
Thalia-It's great! I get to kill monsters, and I don't ever have to think about Luke. Other than the fact that we almost die a lot, it's really cool!
Brielle-Ummm… Next question. Do you like Luke? *pushes Thalia into lie detector*
Thalia-Nope, *is suddenly dumped in a huge water tank full of sharks*
Computer Screen-Lie!
Brielle-Don't worry, they're harmless. I think.
Thalia-*is lifted out of tank* Fine! I like him! Don't you dare tell Artemis!
Computer Screen-Truth!
Brielle-What kind of person can join the huntresses?
Thalia-You have to be a girl, and you can't fall in love. I'm kind of on probation right now. To join, you can be a mortal, immortal, demigod, or nature spirit. Why are you asking? You're a daughter of Aphrodite.
Brielle-I just thought some of our viewers would like to know. *looks at watch*
Rachel-
Contestants and host, you're looking at them,
Are waiting and waiting for people to PM
Brielle-Times up!
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Luke, Grover, Nico & Brielle-PLEASE REVIEW!
Rachel-
Will they review?
You'll never know,
Unless you do it,
after this show.
Okay, I know that script form isn't allowed, but it is so much easier than regular format for stuff like this. Next time, we have my sister and Kronos as the special guests. My sis is Caylie Daughter of Hermes, and you can send fanmail to Kronos. My sister is Reilly, the psychopath in Two Worlds Collide, one of my stories, a PJO fan fic.
