Hi guys,

This story is My Immortal Jr. If you haven't read my, My Immortal story, half of the comments in here won't make sense. Or just read My Immortal with Commentary by someone else. (That's not their name, I'm just saying.) But check My Immortal out first.

Here's the 'gottik' funkyorange, signing out.

PS: I wish you luck with this insult to humanity's collective IQ.

Aothors Oh, the first word is spelt wrong. Not good. note; ok! Leik sooo high guyz!dis iz my now fanficton!so it is caled: You're life with Ron Wesley!

Sooooo leik im a hugeeeee harry potter fan! I think dat Rupert grift is totally the hawtest guy evar! ^_^

I leik love how his hair iz like red, and it leik gos over his eyes alittle. It makes him look alittle emo, but nawt 2 emo so its god!

BTW, a luv emo boiz there sooooooooo hawt and coot! Im also emo! I cutt my rist sumtimes, and I just died my hair blak! Itz really really really coot!

Ok! Sooooooooooo I should probly start da story now1! Looololloll. Author's note: Okay! Like, hi guys! This is my first fanfiction so it's called: Your life with Ron Weasley! So, like, I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan! I think that Rupert Grint is totally the hottest guy ever! I like love how his hair is like red (oh...my...god...), and it like (if you stop saying that, I may not kill you. I promise *fingers are crossed behind back*) goes over his eyes a little. It makes him look a little emo, but not too emo so it's good. (Why she put God, we shall never know.) By the way, I love emo boys they're so hot and cute! I'm also emo! (My Immortal Jr., anyone?) I cut my wrist sometimes, and I just dyed my hair black! It's really, really, really cute! Okay! So I should probably start the story now! *Laughs out lound*.

I just woke up! Riveting beginning. Really sucks you in. I puled bak the curtins an outcide I c the sunbeem coming thu my window! At least it's not 'snowing and raining' again. "Itz a nice day out" I say. Hmm, she seems pretty normal. Maybe she's not Tara's daughter... I taik of my pijuamas. I waz sleping in a verry cootblak top. Oh, she is Tara's child. It was kind of like a spots bra butt a litle lunger cuz im not a slut lol sure you aren't. Keep telling yourself that. Denial isn't only a river in Egypt, you know.. Then I taik of my pijamas. They where blak to!And they r realy comforty becuz they r fluffy I like fluffy things. They're like sheep. Sheep are cute. I want a sheep...YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT MY IMMORTAL HAS DONE TO ME!

IM GOING 2 NOT DECRIBE MYSELF NACKED BECUZ THTS GROSSE! DNT THINK ABOUT THAT! With pleasure.

After I put on my new clothers I feeled very comforty! Ill explain wat I wpre! So Tara's child. (I wont explane my underware becuz I think thts grose lol0 Thank God (or as Enoby would say, 'thank Satan'.)

I had new shoes on! I just bout them yesterday wit the money my parets sent me for fun! Wish I got money from my parents for fun. They were leik sports runing shoes (except I hate! Exercise! I! Like! Dancing! And! Yoga! With! Random! Exclamation! Points!) they were blak with pink laces! Verry veryy coott! Every1 told me thiey where jealus of them becuz they cost a lot of money! Bitch. (pplz were loking at them in the story 4ever in hogmeadas so I told my parnts abought them n they sent me the money 2 by them b4 any1 else could! Double bitch.) (ooo! I go to Hogwarts btw, becuz I dnt think I mentioned it yet!1 We worked it out. Honestly, she has the intelligence of a slug. Wait, insult to slugs there. I apologise, darlings.)

Then 4 my pants I wore lather. (they where blak 2!) my bum lookd very nice in them becuz pplz tell me my but is VERRRYY nicelol! Doesn't she say 'get that out of your head now' or something? I kinda miss it.

My shirt was blak 2 but wit like sum pink skuls like one the buttom a rond the hole shit! I read that with a straight face. Ahh, you misspellers, you amuse me so. It waz very coot!

Soooooooo! When I finshed geting dresed I waked down the stairzzz! I entred the slythrin commun room an then pplz turned to stair at me! You're not allowed to enter a pet shop anymore, your face is considered cruelty to animals. I said that to some mean person who told me I was a spotty freak. They shut up pretty quickly. Every1 told me I was butiful! Awh, the poor, poor misled Mary Sue. Do we even know her name yet?

Sooooooooo many nice complimonts lololololol! They were being sarcastic.

So I told them I aprecated it an then walked out of the commun room down 2 the gate hall! There's a gate in the hall? WHERE?

While I was eating my creal (witch (lolololol get it? Tara's kid. So Tara's kid. They have to be related or something. And we have to hunt them down and kill them. They must not be able to enter the Gene Pool.) was rice crispries) some1 taped the bak of my shulder! I turned arond. 'im trying 2 eat her!' Usually I don't believe in cannibalism, but in this case...GO AHEAD AND EAT THE MARY SUE! I scramed at the persone becuz whoever it was is veryyyyyyyy rude to intrupt me whale im eating! I get interrupted while I'm eating so much. And you're a bitch.

But when I saw who I was stairing at I forgot al about my angre! Don't tell me, he's a hot emo bisexual guy? 2 b continued ! (tell me wat u think! Okay. It was crap. Worse than anything I've ever read. Apart from My Immortal. And Katie Price's Angel. (I was bored and it was in my cafe...well not mine, but my favourite one...) That was bad. 33333333333 What's with the threes?

Hi guys!

What do you think? Snarky enough? Please review!

funky xxxxxx

PS: My friend lost my phone so I'm annoyed at her. I'm getting a new one tomorrow. And it's expensively dipping into my money. So I'm not a happy bunny. And this...monstrosity...is getting the brunt of my snark. Don't get in the way? It's for your own safety. Honestly.