(Hey guys! I'm back! And yes I'm making a new story, because I can. Enjoy! XD)


There was complete silence in the meeting room, most of the individuals there were trying to grasp what Fury just said. Anthony Stark cleared his throat from where he sat, making everyone turn to him. "So let me get this straight." Tony began looking at Fury like he had a plan to nuke the planet. "You want us to raise five Japanese mutant toddlers, knowing that we are nowhere near capable care of children?" Director Fury looked at the Avengers, then at said toddlers, before looking at the Avengers again. "That's the plan." He said plainly.

"But why?" It almost sounded like Tony was whining. He also noticed Bruce wasn't here, lucky bastard.

Fury looked at him with annoyance. "Stark, its already too late for you to back out of this, I've already informed Ms. Potts of the addition to your home and she has agreed."

Tony blinked. "Well shit. That's not fair."

"Too bad." Fury smirked and faced the other Avengers. "You've all been assigned a child based on your abilities and theirs. Any questions?"

Tony quickly raised his hand. "Why exactly are we supposed to raise these children? I didn't't plan on having children anytime soon, mind you." Clint scoffed, "You're not the only one, Stark."

Fury ignored him, "Because, their families are unable to care for them, and since Xavier doesn't't have anymore room at his school, you're the only option we have left. And besides you all live together so you can help each other. Anymore dumb ass questions?"

When there was absolute silence again Fury continued, "Alright, here's your girls." Nodding to Agent Hill who had the little girls crowded around her, and holding one, (who looked to be around a year old) she began delivering them to their new caretakers.

She first went to Tony, who's eyes went wide when she held out the one year old.
"...No, absolutely not. I am not taking the youngest. And is her hair blue?"

Agent Hill just sighed and rolled her eyes. "Just take her, Stark."

"No."

"Yes. She wont give you any trouble. She's a very quiet baby." Once again, Agent Hill held out the abnormally blue haired baby, who stirred from her slumber, locked her white eyes with Tony's chocolate brown ones, and immediately reached out for him.

Tony grumbled, and took the baby from Hill, trying not to smile as he felt the baby bury her face in his shoulder. As he also took the baby bag from Hill, he asked one more question.

"What's her name?"

Hill, (although she would later say she never did such a thing) smiled fondly.
"Hinata. It means-"

"Sunshine." Tony interrupted and absentmindedly stroked the baby's back with his thumb. "Cute."

Hill nodded, and went on with her task.

Steve gulped and awkwardly stood up when Hill approached him. "Steve," she said cautiously. (The poor man looked ready to faint) "this is Sakura." She said, pushing a pink haired girl towards him. She then walked off.

Sakura looked at the ground shyly, and Steve crouched down to look her in the eyes.

"Hi there..."

Sakura finally looked at him. "H-hi." Then, with a hopeful look she asked him, "Are you gonna be my new daddy?"

Steve smiled widely at that. "I'll try ma'am." At that, Sakura smiled and wrapped her arms around his neck and hugged him.

Steve was shocked for a moment, but then returned the favor by returning the hug and picking her up, her arms still around his neck and his face buried in the crook of his neck. He chuckled at her star-spangled backpack. That had to be more than a coincidence.

Hill did't bother stopping by Thor, because the girl he was assigned to automatically went up to him and introduced herself. Bold little thing, really.

The little blond girl and Thor stared at each other for a while, before they broke out into huge identical grins. Thor gleefully bent down to her level.

"And what is your name little princess?"

Still grinning, the little girl proudly answered, "I'm Ino! And I like Poptarts!"

If possible, Thor's grin grew even wider.
"I enjoy Poptarts too!"

"Yay!" She then ran into Thor's arms and he picked her up and spun her around, both giggling happily, totally ignoring the weirded out looks they received from everyone.

Clint blinked awkwardly at them. "Dude…do we even want to know?" Hill sighed. "Most likely, no, we don't. Anyways, Barton, this is your little um...bundle of joy."

Clint and the brown haired girl stared at each other silently, neither breaking eye contact, until the little girl spoke up. "I'm Tenten, do you like weapons?"

Clint tilted his head. "That depends, what kind of weapons are you talking about?"

"Ranged ones mostly, like bows."

Clint grinned. "I think you and I are going to get along quite well." And with that he picked her up and then they both began to talk about bows and the absolute majesty of them.

Okay, four down, one more to go. "Here you go Nat. One more small child here just for you." Hill said, pushing the last girl towards Natasha. The small black haired girl trembled slightly, causing Natasha to smile at her.

"Sweetheart, it's okay, I won't hurt you. In fact," she said, bending down to look her in the eyes. "I'm going to take care of you from now on okay? Can you tell me your name?" The small girl looked at her and smiled slightly. "My name is Kimi..." she said shyly.

Natasha smiled again and grasped Kimi's hand in her's. "Well, its nice to meet you Kimi." Kimi's eyes shined with joy at that.

Meanwhile, while the Avengers were getting acquainted with their new daughters, Hill had walked her way back to Fury's side.

"Sir, are you sure this is a good idea?" She asked curiously.

"Of course, besides the fact that they now have one more thing to protect, they need something to keep them grounded."

"But are you sure they'll be good parents?"

Fury frowned as he watched the new parents laugh and smile with their daughters. "No, not right off the bat, but...they'll be fine. They'll learn as they go."