The writer, Kit-Kale opens her laptop, and begin typing furiously, narrating as she begin the story...
We now return to the Adventures of Caveman Austin, prehistoric detective!
From the safety of a fallen tree that spans across the ravine where a pack of hungry cave raptors, Austin listens to their evil plans for another raid on Rockville, Austin's town.
"Come on," he whispers to his dino-puppy companion, Boy, "We have to get back to Rockville and warn everybody!"
Suddenly, Caveman Austin saw that their path was now blocked by a giant cave bear! Austin and Boy turn to run the other way...
...Only to be met by a ravenous raptorsaurus, who apparently didn't know that it was extinct during the Triassic Period!
How will Caveman Austin and Boy escape this impossible, deadly trap?
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A/N: The author is currently suffering from writer's block, please wait a moment.
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"Maybe Caveman Austin's author should figure out how the story ends before beginning to write it?" said Kit-Kale's friend, who was reading the story.
"You're not helping." said Kit-Kale.
"I know!" said Kit-Kale's friend, "What if a giant prehistoric hawk flew down, picked up Boy and Austin, and flew them back to Rockville?"
"What? I giant, prehistoric hawk just happening to fly down to pick up Boy and Austin? The chances of that is a million to one! And besides, Tyrone isn't there to say that it 'certainly was conveinent'."
"Maybe Austin could say it?"
"No, it's Tyrone who always says it."
"But don't you remember that in the 'Chichen-Itza Pizza' episode, Tasha said it?"
"Oh, right. But I'm still not sure that Austin would say it. Let's think of something else." said Kit-Kale.
"Austin and Boy could always fight there way out of it!" said Kit-Kale's friend with a grin.
Kit-Kale frowned. "Firstly, they have no weapons. Secondly, I rated this a K+ story."
"Then just change the rating to T-rated!" shrugged Kit-Kale's friend.
"No! I started this story K+ rated, and I will end this story K+ rated!" Kit-Kale said in a 'you-can't-change-my-mind-about-this' sort of way.
"Okay! Fine! It was just an option!"
"Um... What if Austin asks the raptorsaurus why it was in the Triassic Period instead of the Cretaceous Period, and the raptorsaurus gets so confused, that it gets stunned!" said Kit-Kale.
"We've had two hours to think of something, is that really the best thing that you could come up with?"
A/N: This was a sort of pardoy on a 'Non Sequitur' comic strip.
