He's an alien can't you see?
His skin is green
His eyes cast a reddish sheen
Underneath that Elvis hair
antennae lerk... See! Right there.

I am normal, he tells LIES!
He's the one with the crazies,
Defective head meats, Right?
I'm just a foreign kid...
With a skin condition... Eh?

He has no NOSE!
Three fingers possibly toes
Under his gloves sharp claws hide
It's the TRUTH!
I'm trying to Save you!

Dib-stink you crazy humanoid
OF WHICH I AM!
The skin condition
It ate my nose... Sniff
I think I'm gonna cry

Don't yell at ME!
The faker lies
... Fine, then what about his dog?
It's green and flys
It's a robot I've seen

He's a mongoose dog
You StuPid earth-stink
From my home planet
I mean country, yes country heh
Dib has a BIG head

SEE! He said planet
He admitted the truth
Hu? What? NO!
My head is NOT big
Errrrr, Zim I will DESTROY YOU!

No, you Pig Smelly
You will not destroy Zim
I ZIM, the greatest invader
Will be the end of you
And your pathetic planet to
Muhaha... Cough... Puppy?

Face palm
You guys really don't see
Or even hear the truth?
The rain burns his skin
As well as meat and beans
... Fine what ever today I give up
Yet I know I will try again
Tomorrow and the next to prove
That this point is true
Because Membranes
Strive to do the best...
And crazy is NOT
The Best