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Chapter 0 - The Beginning Of The End


You're not unlucky... bad things happen to you because you're just a dumbass.


000 - Introducing: Karia Banshou

I grinned as I rifled through my brother's not-so-secret stash of candy. He enjoyed buying sweets, so he could tempt me with sugary goodness... For favors. No, not those kind of favors! That's horrifying! How could you even think of that? Oh... that's not what you're thinking? My bad...

Speaking of my brother... once he dared me to streak down the street naked for one stupid little piece of strawberry candy.

Of course, I refused. What do you think I am? Stupi- wait, don't answer that.

Before you can even think about it... No, it is not a smart idea to hide candy in a giant treasure chest that held candy from Halloween. It practically screamed, 'Open me, I have caaaaandy!'

Inside his chest was the essential pedophile toolkit. Candy, candy, and guess what? Mooore caaaaandy! Also some rope. Don't ask me why it's there, I don't know.

"Would you like to meet your destiny? Yes or No?"

My favorite flavor of candy would have to be cherry. I love cherries. You know, they make a lot of candies in cherry flavor.

"...Excuse me, are you listening to me? Yes or No?"

It's kind of hard to choose between candy and chocolate though. I mean, sure, lollipops are delicious... But chocolate on the other hand...

"Karia Banshou, stop ignoring me! I should have never accepted Ophanimon's offer to take over her job for a day..."

What the- holy hell, my brother's phone was talking to me!

What do I say... how do you even respond to a talking phone? School definitely didn't prepare me for this...!

"Okay, now that I have your attention and have possibly maybe traumatized you for life, do you wish to face your destiny? Please say yes, it saves me painkillers."

I could only stare at it in silence.

"...Okay." I muttered, pressing okay when the YES was highlighted in blue.

My vision blurred out for a moment, and I felt as if I had been taken advantage of. But it was too late, the wheels of fate had already begun to whirr and spin... and I was helpless to do anything about it.

...

That is how I was roped into saving the world by a talking phone.

An ugly talking phone, now that I think about it...

"Shut up!"

This is the beginning... of the end.


So... I finally have gotten this story published onto fanfiction. Awesome. I own this story on both websites that you may see it on, so don't get mad at me if you think I'm 'copying' it. I may have made a few tweaks here and there, though. So if this story is on Quizilla, I do own it. I also will be updated faster on here than there because that other website hates my guts. Bleh.

I can't wait to write more of this story! I hope you guys will enjoy this story as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Hopefully you'll be hearing more from me, and I hope you have a good day!

xCharmedCat