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Summary: Edward Elric is the master of the keyblade, meant to save the world by defeating heartless. His best friend Winry turns out to be a princess and his other best friend has joined the heartless on their mission to destroy the world. Not only that, but his father was the smart guy who let the heartless out into the world in the first place. How could anyone's life be any more messed up?

Ed took out another heartless, with his alchemied keyblade. "Well, that's another one down." A Pride decided to appear from the shadows. "Oh no you don't." The Pride soon dissipated after being hit by the almighty keyblade. Then came an army of Envy's. How the hell did he get into this mess? Oh right...

A storm raged on the island. They were stuck on that beach whether they liked it or not. Then a bunch of Prides appeared around where they stood. "What the hell are those!" cried Ed. No one had a chance to answer before the heartless attacked the trio of friends.

Ed collapsed onto the ground as they stole Winry away. "Edward! Alfonze!"

"Winry!" they cried in unison.

The heartless overtook Alfonze and Edward blacked out. During his unconsciousness he had dreamed of a strange place, a place full of light and such.

When Ed had next awoken, he had found himself in an unfamiliar town, full of heartless. When they went to attack him he somehow ended up summoning some sort of blade in the shape of a key. Later he founded it to be known as the keyblade, and was told of his responsibilities as it's master. He was told of the story of how heartless came to be, or how they managed to make themselves present within the world. Apparently it was all due to his failure of a father, Van Hohenheim.

And so, that was why he was currently fighting the damned things. Because that was his duty.

He finally defeated the hell hoard, and ran down the steps to where the fucking ass keyhole would be, so he could seal away those bastards once and for all. But off course things wouldn't be that simple.

Alfonze was standing there, Winry in his arms, obviously comatose like all the other princesses were.

They fought, both with keyblades in hand. They were pretty evenly matched but in the end, Ed won.

He restored all the princesses hearts, and attempted to seal the keyhole. But apparently he had to sacrifice some people to seal the damn thing. The jackass Roy decided to go in, the only thing he had done the whole entire time, and then Alfonze, though Ed wasn't willing to let him go till they promised that they would find the other again some day.

Finally Edward sealed the keyhole, closing the door to darkness. Then he sent Winry back home to Resembool Isle. Now that he needn't worry about her he could start his search for Alfonze.