I do not own Invader Zim and I make no money off of this.
Stand back I'm trying to do science!
It was a chilled autumn morning with the trees turning lovely shades of reds and yellows. The pleasant views of fall were lost to the children who were sitting in the class room of the evil Miss. Bitters.
"Class I have a few announcements for today. First off tomorrow we will have a field trip." The class began to shout and cheer of the idea of no school! However the ever level headed Zita had a look of concern on her face.
"But Miss. Bitters I thought that even the idea of fun makes you break out in hives?"
"Yes Zita, the thought of it makes me retch… but were going to the Professor Membrane's Museum of Scientific Phenomenon and there's a slight chance some of you might get fed-I-mean eaten by some man eating venues flytraps….. Dib." She hissed under her breath
"UHh! Yes mam?"
"Oh noting just wishful thinking…" she said making dib eye her eerily at the demonic teacher in human disguise.
"On another note were getting a new student, say hello to Gaz Membrane." Miss. Bitters pointed to the door as it swung opened by itself to revel Dib's scary purple haired sister at the door.
"GAZ!? What did you do to Mr. Elliot!?" Dib screamed.
"If she's did anything to that fool he's had it coming, unfortunately that's not the case. Gaz is here because she's more advance than those little idiots in her previous class." Miss Bitters explained to the class.
Gaz walked over to the seat that previously owned by Tak and began to listen to Miss Bitters describe the horrible ways a person could die from a paper clip.
The day of the trip came and Miss Bitters began to assign the class in to groups.
"All right now I was Zita, Mary, Penny, Gaz, Zim, and Dib in one large group the others I don't care just pair up into groups of two or more."
Why are we such a large group?" Dip asked.
"Because Zita and Gaz are my favorite students and the man eating plants may eat you first instead of them… NOW EVERY ONE GET!" she hissed evilly.
Not waiting another minute the kids all darted off in different directions, with Zim's group darting off in to the genetics wing of the Museum.
The genetics wing held many of Professor Membranes experiments on DNA as a monotone voce filled the hallways. "DNA is the building blocks of life. Everyone has their own genetic code…."
While the group was looking at the Frankenstein like creatures and DNA models they came across a creature in a pin.
"OOO! It's a pug and an octopus combined!" Mary said excitedly.
"Umm, I think how and why overlap the coolness of it." Zita said unsure of the ugly thing looking at them excitedly like a puppy.
"So that's were spot when to…" Gaz said while making clicking noises at the happy creature.
"Aww it's playing with a ball!" Penny said making the girls and Dib look at the pug-o-puss's antics.
Zim however rolled his, eyes how foolish of humans to be so easily distracted by the creature. Zim's bored gaze snapped into attention when they landed on a gene splicer ray gun. So that's how the smart human made the pug-o-pus! And in Zim's mind came all the delightfully evil things he could do with it! Like turn a certain Dib-monkey into a moose, or a bee!
Zim gleefully grabbed for the device only to have his joy cut short when Dib grabbed hold of the gun too.
"Not to day space boy!" Dib shouted trying to wrestle the gun from him.
"GGRR! Insolent fool boy relinquish the gun to ZIM!" Zim shouted shaking the gun back and forth.
"Is Dib and Zim fighting again?" Mary said not taking her eyes off the creature.
"Yeah, sounds like it." Zita replied her eyes on the pug-o-pus too.
"Should we do something?" Penny asked watching the creature roll around
"There big boys now they'll get tired eventually." Gaz said tossing a cookie into the pen.
"Let go Dib-stink! Zim will have your large head as a foot rest for my Tallest when they arrive for the invasion!" Zim shouted trying to get the gun from the human.
"MY. HEAD. IS. NOT. BIG!" Dib shouted violently snatching the gun cutting the Irken on the arm.
"GAH!" Zim shouted as green blood landed on the gun's DNA panel making it glow.
As they continued to struggle the gun went off firing at the girls.
"EEEKKK!" At first the girls were too stunned to move. When a moment passed the girls slowly turned their heads to look at the boys making said boys hearts sink into their shoes.
"Dib what was that?" Gaz said with an undertone of malice.
"Uhh! It was nothing! Yeah nothing happened to you so it was nothing!" Dib tried to brush off the incident to sooth is evil sister.
Zim however was looking at the brother and sister stands off with amusement and tried to stifle a chuckle.
Sadly for Zim There teacher found them and announced "Alright time to go!"
"It's so early Miss Bitters." Mary said in confusion.
"Yes but one of the other students caught the plague in the horrible deses wing and we have been asked to leave." Miss Bitters stated motioning for the group to leave.
The sun was peeking through the blinds of Dib's room were Dib was peacefully dreaming little Dib dreams when suddenly he was violently jerked awake.
"DIB. YOU. WILL. PAY." Came the frightful demand of his sister. Dib blearily reached for his glasses to fine Gaz was different!
Her skin held a light green tone, her eyes looked like Zim's red ones but hers was purple, and on top of her head were two furiously twitching antennas!
"Gaz what happened!?" Dib shouted in confusion.
"Wouldn't you like to know." Gaz said sarcastically as she lunged for him and missed her target.
"Let it be known Dib, that on this day until the end of day's I shall rein terror upon your giant head! You will not know peace ever again!" Gaz hissed stalking toward him.
Dib squeaked and ran out of his room but was cut short when the front door slammed opened to revel Mary, Zita, and Penny who looked like Gaz!
"Oh Dib what did you do to us." Penny said sweetly and irritably at the same time.
"We'll hang you with your organs!" Zita said angrily.
Dib made a squeak and franticly looked around for any way out. Seeing only one Dib jumped out the window and ran to the creepy house also known as Zim's base.
Zim was addressing a matter of most importance this morning in the top layer of his base.
"Skoooge! How did you get here?!"
"Hes been sleeping in the closet!" Gir said happily.
"Well I conquered my planet so I've been living in your basement!"
"I conquered my planet so…. me! meeeh! Meeeeh!" "Stop rubbing it in my face!" Zim shouted irritably.
Before Zim could kick the other Irken out the front doors burst open by a frantic Dib knocking down the robot parents and retreating into Zim's underground lab screaming like a mad man all the way.
"Heeeh? DIB-STINK HOW DARE HE ENTER THE HOUSE OF ZIM!" the Irken screamed as he chased after him followed by Skooge, Gir, and Minimoose.
Zim and his little quarry arrived in to the lab with Dib looking around franticly around much to Zim's annoyment.
"Dib human get out of the house of ZIM! Have you got a case of the brain worms?" Zim asked annoyed and confused.
"SHHHH! Listen!..." Dib hissed at the loud alien.
"What is wrong with-?" Zim was cut short when Dib covered his face with his hands.
"Quiet! They can sense fear!" Dib harshly whispered looking around scared.
"… how good is there hearing?" Skooge asked in fear.
"ZIM THERE IS…BUUUUUZZZZZ….." the computer tried to warn the group of the upcoming doom.
"CRRAAAASSSHHHH! CCCRRRRREEEEEKKK!" the entrance to the lab was forced opened as the four girls furiously broke in to Zim's lab.
"AAAHHHH!" the Irkens and human both screamed in fear as they lunged at them with murder in their eyes.
"GAH! Dib-stink what did you do!?" Zim shouted as they tried to avoid the rampage by fleeing in panic.
"What I did! You did it!"
"ME!? What part of my brilliance was made in to those demon-pig-smellies!?" Zim hissed back.
"That gene splicer gun must've work cuz that's my sister and Penny and Mary and Zita!" Dib shouted back as they round the corner.
"HEEEHH!?"
"You don't get it!? You idiot! I'm starting to believe your no harm to earth!"
"Stop speaking nonsense and explain to Zim!"
"GAZ, ZITA, PENNY, AND MARRY ARE NOW HALF IRKEN!" Dib could not take any more of the alien's ignorance and shouted to the top of his lungs.
"Half Irken!?" Zim shouted and turned his head back to see Gaz taking up the lead of the furious pack.
"Minimoose smoke screen!" Zim shouted coming up with an idea.
"Meep!" Minimoose squeaked and coughs up a smoke ball that exploded at the girls feet.
Zim quick on his feet turned in to the dust cloud and located Gaz and began to furiously rub her antennas. Gaz tried to swat at him but soon lost the urge to kill and began to purr. And as the dust began to settle the girls grew calm and coherent.
"Zim that was….impressive…. never thought I'd hear myself say that." Dib said in awe at his calm sister.
"HUMP! It's easy Dib-monkey, if the leader has no desire to fight neither dose the pack!" Zim said sure of himself.
"Zim what are we and is there a way for us to change back?" Zita asked looking hope full.
This is based off a doodle I did of Gaz as and Irken I thought it was a cute idea and decide to go with it! There will be a lot more pairings and I hope you all enjoy my story. ^.^
