Kailor: Sorry, all my normal readers. But I needed to take a break from Sword and the Needle. It was killing my brain, lol. So here's something new! But don't worry, I will go back.
Naruto: Finally! Something for my world. :D
Nuriko: Still no Miaka and me love. T.T
Tsunade jumped as the door of her office opened. Shizune stopped, gazing suspiciously at the Hokage who was bent over her desk, her ample bosom pressed against the hardwood.
"What're you doing, Tsunade-sama?"
"Uh, nothing?"
"Liar. What are you up to?"
Tsunade glanced around then motioned her assistant forward, leaning in conspiratorially. Shizune quickly crossed the room and bent her ear to Tsunade's level. "I have a plan."
"What plan?"
"This town is getting too uptight. After the war and all this good stuff people have gotten boring. They just went back to their little lives and there's no more fun!"
"What do you suggest?"
"I'm not suggesting anything. It's already done." Tsunade grinned devilishly. "I've recruited a few select ninjas to start pulling pranks around here and generally spice things up. It's time we had some partying going on in Konoha!" She sat back, revealing what her bosom had hidden: an open bingo book. Shizune's eyes widened at the names on top the pages she had it turned to.
"Oh, no-"
"Hokage-sama? You have visitors." A voice called from just outside the door.
"I don't have time for village nonsense!" Tsunade slammed her fists into the desk. "I'm saving us all here!"
"Uh, ok Hokage-sama," the voice replied, sounding wary. "But they said you called them here."
"Oh. Well, in that case, send them in! How dare you keep honored guests waiting!"
"Uh, yes, Hokage-sama."
The door opened and two heads popped in. They both had dark red hair and mismatched eyes. The boy and girl had matching grins. "Tsunade!"
Shizune watched the twins gallop into the room and hug the Hokage tight. They looked to be in their late teens or early twenties. The girl wore a tight tank top of red and black pants that hung low on her hips. The boy's pants were the same but her wore a black mesh guard that ended at his wrists under a skin tight red t-shirt. Shizune edged towards the door. She'd read the profile about these two in her bingo book and knew it was time to get out.
Too late.
"This is Shizune, guys." Tsunade spoke up, catching the brunette just as she reached the door. "Shizune, meet Akito and Akira Fox. I'm sure you've heard of them."
"Of course," Shizune bowed quickly, nervously eyeing the pair. They were known more widely as the Twister Twins because where they traveled, chaos tended to pursue. They were S ranked ninjas and wanted in numerous towns in every country. There were no pictures in the bingo book but she had expected them to be older since they'd first made their way into the ninja book seven years earlier and they looked like they were probably preteens at that time. Ok, scary thought.
Akito, the boy, gave a flourishing bow. His right eye shown blue and his left was brown. Both twinkled happily as he straightened. Akira copied her brother's bow, her slightly longer bangs falling across her eyes: the right eye brown, the left blue.
"Nice to meet you," Akira said.
"So where do we start?" Akito clapped his hands together.
Tsunade pulled a list from the papers off her desk that had names and pictures. "These are your targets. Do whatever you need to make this town have some fun!"
"We'll have to ask you a few questions and get some supplies." Akira said, taking the list. "Are there any men who used to be a ladies' man but no longer is? Preferably one who has a family now."
"Inoichi Yamanaka had a few trysts on missions back in the day before he met Chigusa."
"I don't see an Inoichi on here."
"His daughter, Ino, is on the list though."
"Perfect. Now we just need supplies and we'll kick off our first plan." Akito scanned the list over his twin's shoulder.
"Shizune, get them whatever they need!" Tsunade happily popped open a bottle of sake.
"For now, we need a puppy, Yamanaka-san's wife, and an eight year old." Akira rattled the supplies off then nodded to herself. Shizune gaped at her.
"A puppy? An eight year old?"
"Yes, please. And Tsunade, we need a definite time on one of these trysts that you know he did not keep in touch with."
"Why?"
"All will be explained. We have our crew setting up cameras all over the town and in each house and vehicle as we speak." Akito crossed his arms.
"Isn't that illegal?" Shizune blurted, knowing the answer.
"Of course, but this is for the Hokage's personal amusement and possible future blackmail." Akira smiled indulgently, as if Shizune was a naive child that had blundered into the conversation. "It will be well worth it."
"You heard them, Shizune! Get on those supplies." Tsunade poured herself a tall glass of sake.
"Make sure the puppy is cute." Akito winked cheekily.
Shizune exited the office, already having a bad feeling about this.
