A/N: first, this was a Dare to post on the site, Second it was an English essay if you have ever used myaccess you will know the teacher never actually sees the essay because they don't have time to read that many lame essay's and it is a rigged program. i got a 3.6 mostly because it was short and kind of off topic. Third, i own nothing but my ipod, phone, and thumbtacks
Dear Naruto,
Last year I went to a memorable place called the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura. It was the most horrid place I ever been, there I did three things. Ate bad food made by Sakura, Slept in a inn with the worst hookers that Sakura had fucked, and lastly witnessed a traumatizing event, Sakura trying to steal you away from Hinata.
The food in the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura was so crappy it made me want to puke. This place must have never seen anything good. The finest food there was a rotten hotdog that was boiled in toe jam. By the end of that session I was planning to leave but then a storm blew in forcing me to spend the night.
At the inn I meet the entirety of the population of the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura. They were all ugly Pink haired bitches! Even the hookers which Sakura had fucked herself were ugly as hell. There in the Inn I had only meat one pretty person Claire from the Land of Lighting. She too had pink hair but looked amazing, we both agreed that once the storm blew though we were getting out of the horrid place.
Just as the weather cleared the event happened. You weren't there but Hinata had come to visit and bring me real food because this place was revolting. As Claire, Hinata, and I sat and ate are food in the only semi-nice part of town the tragic event happened. Sakura the leader of the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura, came over and bitch slapped Hinata on her face. Because Hinata was in shock of what had just had happened Claire stabbed Sakura with her gun-blade. After the shock of the event happened we decided to head back home and see you. Naruto Hinata is a good cute girl, she is in love with you so get over that bitch Sakura from the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura and fuck Hinata already! I want to see your children, they should be so cute!
In the end I decided I rather die at the hand of Itachi then return the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura. The Food made me barf, the Inn was revolting and hookers vile, and the event that happened made me want to murder someone (Claire already did). Thankfully since the leader of the Land of the Bitch Queen Sakura died we should we alright and the population should rebuild itself. If I were you I would instead try to visit either Hogwarts, or the Land of Purple haired nice people.
Thinking of you,
Kakashi Sensei
