This is an intro.
Let me tell you, falling on your tailbone is a bitch. I do dance, I've done it a lot.
And I'm also just kind of a klutz.
Tamaki was frantically pacing, while the rest of the Host Club, minus Haruhi who was running late, sat watching him.
"Where is my little giiiiiirl?" He asked no one in particular.
"Cold?" Kaoru suggested.
"Lost?" Hikaru added.
"Angry?"
"Dead?"
"BEING MOLESTED?" They chimed at the same time.
This threw the "king" of the club into hysterics. "WHO TOOK MY DAUGHTER? I AS HER FATHER MUST GO FIND HER!" he announced, heading towards the door, when a certain teenage girl strolled nonchalantly in.
"Hey guys, what did I mi-" Haruhi started, before getting pulled into a death hug by Tamaki.
"IT'S OKAY DADDY'S HERE YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ANYMORE!" He squeezed her tighter, unaware of her not being able to breathe.
Haruhi struggled to get out of his surprisingly strong grip. "Senpai, I kind of need to breathe." she managed to squeak out, making the blonde let go of her completely, causing her to fall on her delicate little tailbone.
"Dammit senpai," She muttered as the twins helped her up.
Tamaki ran crying to Kyoya ("MOMMY, OUR DAUGHTER IS MAD AT ME!") before sitting in his emo corner.
Haruhi sighed. "I'm not mad at you, sen-"
"Don't bother," Hikaru advised.
"He'll get over it after planting a few mushrooms." Kaoru reminded her.
She nodded. "I guess you're right."
"Of course we are," Kaoru smirked, using her head as an armrest
"We're always right!" Hikaru finished, wrapping his arm around her shoulders.
Haruhi rolled her eyes, but still let the twins lead her to a couch.
Hikaru sat down cross-legged. "Please,"
"Relax." Kaoru sat as well, following his brother's lead.
Haruhi laid down, her head in Hikaru's lap, and her legs in Kaoru's. They both seemed slightly surprised, though Kaoru was less than Hikaru.
"What? You told me to relax, so I did. Get that stupid look off your face." She said, looking up at the older Hitachiin.
"I didn't expect you to actually do it," he muttered.
Haruhi decided to ignore that comment. "This place is empty," she said, looking around as best she could with her head in Hikaru's lap. "It's a good thing I already paid my debt."
"Yeah boss, why is this place so empty?" Hikaru asked, really only half interested.
"Tamaki decided this morning that we were to take the day off from hosting." Kyoya explained.
Kaoru gave him a confused look. "...Then why do we have to be here?"
"Technically you don't."
"So can we leave?"
Tamaki suddenly bounded out of his emo corner over to the trio. "No, because we're going to play a game!"
"What kind of game?" They asked simultaneously.
"Hmm... Haruhi, what was that game you were telling us about before? The one with the bottle?"
"...Spin the bottle?" She answered with a "seriously?" face.
"YES! We are going to play spin the bottle for our guests!"
"You do realize there's double the chance that the bottle will land on Haruhi for a Hitachiin, right Tono?" Hikaru asked, smirking and leaning his arm on the girl's shoulder.
"Yeah," Kaoru followed suit. "Or you could have Hikaru and I count as one, so we could both kiss our toy!"
This sent Tamaki back into his corner of woe.
"So," Hikaru started.
"When do the games begin?" Kaoru finished.
"Monday." Kyoya answered, writing in his little black notebook.
I just realized I didn't write Honey or Mori into this... rest assured, Honey is my favorite host. I have pictures of him on my door.
