Help! I'm Trapped in a Fairy Baby's Body!
Chapter 1
5 more minutes! 5 more minutes of what you ask? 5 more minutes until the school day to end! 5 more minutes of "crazy" and "insane Mr. Crocker", my fairy obsessed 5th grade teacher! 5 more minutes of Math, Social Studies, History, Science, and other educational subjects like that! Most importantly, 5 more minute until the students of Dimmsdale Elementary declarers their freedom of the day from all of the teachers and tests! Most importantly for me is I can go back home and play "Blocko Space Wars" on my V Cube with my fairy godfather Cosmo, instead of studying for my 50 point history test the very next day (my fairy god mother Wanda won't improve of me not studying, she's like the "mother of us all,. even to her husband: Cosmo.)
Cosmo and Wanda don't come with me to school much anymore because there too busy with their baby and my fairy god brother: Poof. It's really quite ok that they're not with me anymore, I don't need them most of the time (except when I want to beat up Francis, catch my bus on time, open up my locker for me, well ok I need them for a bench of stuff, but I can usually handle it by myself, hopefully.) Besides a baby is a big responsibly, especially a fairy baby (I should know because I baby sat Poof one time when Cosmo and Wanda were out at a restaurant, and boy it was hard, that little baby of theirs is trouble with a lowercase t.)
"Now that its 4 minutes before school gets out for the day," Mr. Crocker told us, when the clock moved an inch past the 55 mark. I looked at Mr. Crocker, and prepared to listen with my classmates. He stood up on his desk.
"POP QUIZ!" he shouted on his desk. He jumped up on a sting above him and pulled it. Out came sheets of paper fluttering everywhere.
"You all got four minutes on this pop quiz." Mr. Crocker said. "SO GETTO WORK! I mean good luck!" He stated his timer and sat back down in his chair while the kids tried to get their fluttering tests, when they finally grabbed their tests; they sat back down, grabbed their pencils, and started writing on them. I got mine 2 minutes later, sat down at my desk. Grabbed my pencil, and started on my test. There were only 2 minutes left.
Ok Turner. I told myself. You got 2 minutes left, so just guess at the ones you don't know! Come on, you can do this! I read the first question. "On what day in what year did America declare its independence?" I didn't know the answer, so I just wrote July 5th, 1776. Ok, on to number 2. "The first ten amendments are called what?" The Right of Bills.
Eight questions later, I was all finished. I handed it to Mr. Crocker who looked through it like a hawk. I bit my nails nervously as he scanned it. I sighed as he reached for his big red F stamp, and he pressed it hard on my test. He handed it back to me. I looked it over; I had every problem wrong like always!
When the bell rang, kids raced out of the room. I put my test in my backpack, and then followed the kids out of the room. When I came into the halls, AJ suddenly grabbed me!
"Hay! What do you think you're doing?" I asked him, as he set me down next to him and Chester.
"Timmy shhh! They'll hear us!" AJ told me. He looked to see if anybody besides us were listening, they weren't so he turned back to face us.
"Timmy, do you want to see another one of my latest invention?" AJ asked me.
"AJ said it's really awesome!" Chester added.
"Sure!" I said.
"Great!" he said. "You and Chester can get of at my bus stop and we can look at it real quick before we study!"
"Will do, pal of mine!" I told him. "Will do!"
As soon as we got of at AJ's bus stop, we went to his house and went to his gauge where the machine was stored. When we got there he pressed a button on a remote and the gauge opened, revealing the machine!
"Wooooooow!" Chester and I said, admiring the machine. It was big and round with sides, and it had 2 levers on each side.
"Like it?" AJ asked us.
"You bet!" Chester told him. "AJ, you are a 10 year old genius!"
"Why thank you Chester!" AJ said. I looked at the machine, than at AJ.
"Dude, how does it work?" I asked him.
"Simple!" AJ answered. He marched to the machine. "You change bodies with someone else!"
"Just like my joy buzzer!" I blurted out. My friends just staired at me like I was out of my mind.
"I mean, cool!" I quickly said, realizing my mistake.
""Yeah, it sure is!" AJ agreed with me, looking at the machine with Chester and me. Than he and Chester had to go inside to get Chester's spare retainer he forgotten a week ago. So he and Chester left me alone with the machine, after I prominced AJ that I won't touch anything on his machine. I gazed at the machine until Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof poofed in the garage.
"Timmy!" Wanda said to me. "You were supposed to be at home studying for that history test tomorrow, instead of being here and looking at…" She looked at AJ's machine. "Well I'll be," she said. "AJ has done it again!"
"and you were supposed to play the "not Study Game" with me" Cosmo added, then looked at his wife.
"Did what?" he asked her. "What are you two looking at?" he and Poof looked at the enormous machine. "Oh my gosh!" he said, and then he looked at me. "What does it do Timmy?" he asked me.
"AJ says it's supposed to let you switch bodies with somebody else." I told him.
"Just like you joy buzzer! Cosmo said. Than he went towards the machine. "Let's check it out to see if it works!" he said. "I wonder what this lever does!"
"Stop!" I went between him and the lever. "You don't want to have the same incident like you did when you, your son, and your wife all shrank to ant size again, do you?
"Relax Timmy," My god father said. "This time it's a changing body's machine, not a shrinking machine." He was about to pull the lever when I stopped him.
"True." I told him. "But think of the dangers you might have switching bodies with somebody else."
"What dangers?" I was about to think of the possible dangers he might experience, when Wanda interrupted my thought.
"Oh come on boys!" she said. "Just get over here before anything bad happens like last time!"
"Coming Wanda!" Cosmo hollered.
""That's the boy Cosmo!" I told him as he went toward Wanda, me following.
"Poof! Poof!" We heard Poof say. We looked behind us and gasped, Poof was headed straight towards the machine!
"POOF NO!" we hollered with Wanda. I went towards Poof.
"Poof you don't want to do that!" I told the fairy baby. "Now come on and let's go to you mom and dad before AJ and Chester gets back and realize you're here."
"Poof!" Too late, he pulled the lever. I held him tight and crouched down as Cosmo and Wanda hid for cover behind some bikes. I screamed and closed my eyes, as I heard a sudden boom, and then a light flash.
When it felt safe a few moments later, I opened my eyes and let go of Poof. I looked down at the ground, I couldn't believe it! I was floating in mid air! Suddenly my gaze fell upon a pink hated boy sitting blankly on the ground. Hay! I thought to myself. Why am I on the ground when I'm up here floating in mid air?
Suddenly I began to move, only I wasn't moving at all, I was flying! Cool! I can fly! Yahoo! I flew happily up and down a couple of times. Then I noticed the mirror. Oddly enough instead of me in the mirror, I saw Poof. Then I looked down at myself and gasped. My body wasn't there! I wriggled my arms and legs. I had really tiny arms and legs! In my hand was a rattle, I had wings behind my back, and instead of my pink hat I had a small yellow pointy crown! I looked at my reflection in the mirror, then at the pink hated boy on the floor, than at AJ's machine.
Oh no! I thought to myself. It worked! I'm in Poof's body, and he's in mine!
