Title: Time Traveling for Dummies
Series: Katekyo Hitman Reborn (KHR)
Pairing/Characters(s): Fem!Fran and basically everyone else All27
Genre: Romance/Humor (Romance is in attempt only)
Rating: PG-13/T
Summary: There's a reason why only Byakuran travels between dimensions. Poor Francine has no idea what she's getting herself into. Placed right before the Arcobaleno Arc. Fem!Fran Attempted Fem!Fran27 All27 Chapter 1: Francine is a woman on a mission and no one wants her to complete it
Word Count: 1188
Notes: Francine is from a world that I want to write about one day. Think about that for a moment. Also, I wrote this as a favor to a friend who hates Fran. I am indifferent to Fran, but I can hate Francine. So let's see where this goes.
Prologue:
If anyone asked Byakuran what the hardest part of moving horizontally through time was, it would be actually matching the times.
The Vongola had it easy. They moved vertically through time. It meant that they were always on the same path, just different parts of it. But because they could move the paths up and down at will, it made it hard for Byakuran to wind up in the same spots on two different paths. It's actually where his clairvoyance came from: trying to move one dimension to the right, but moving one to the right and forward twenty years.
Yes, if someone asked him about dimension traveling this is what he would tell them. But no one asked him.
End Prologue
Chapter 1:
Francine considered herself to be a very attractive young woman. She deserved the guy of her dreams and nothing less. For God's sake! She was French and everyone knew the French people were the best at romance. That bit about Italians being better lovers was a complete and utter lie.
Today was the day. The day Francine would finally seduce Sawada Tsunayoshi and the beginning of her plan to become the wife of the Vongola Decimo.
Provided his stupid guardians didn't crotch block her again.
The green haired maiden gathered her mist flame and carefully convinced everyone nearby that she wasn't there at all.
She changed her outfit into something a little more form fitting with a pair of sexy boots. Of course she was just wearing her normal clothing, but a few illusions never hurt anyone, right?
Francine had timed it perfectly. Her master and that annoying Cloud were out on an important mission and everyone else was too weak to stop her illusions. It was enough to make her jump in glee, if she did that sort of thing.
She knocked on Tsunayoshi's door and when she heard a faint "come in" entered the room and quickly turned the lock.
"Who is it? Oh, Francine? What are you doing here?" Tsunayoshi asked from behind his desk. "The Varia meeting isn't for another week and I'm sure you know that Mukuro and Chrome aren't around right now."
Francine internally sighed in relief. She'd forgotten all about Chrome. Lesser person and all that. "Don't be like that Vongola," she said without any intonation at all. "I came all this way just to see you."
She then moved to sit on his desk and very slowly uncrossed and crossed her legs.
No response.
Quickly changing her boots into pumps, she asked, "So is there anyone new in your life?"
Tsunayoshi replied, "Well, the Cavalli family is finally considering allying with our generation. About time too. Both of his kids have been part of the Vongola Tenth Generation for over ten years now."
"That's nice," Francine said, not even bothering to hide her lack of interest. "But I meant romantically."
"On no. I mean, who'd date Dame-Tsuna?" he sheepishly asked.
"Well, I could think of a person or two," she replied. "Oops. My shoe came off," she added before slowly bending over to pick it up, making sure her miniskirt rose accordingly.
"Uhm, Francine, your clothes seem kind of…"
"Kind of?"
"Well, small, today. Did Levi try to do laundry again or something?"
Francine resisted the urge to scream. What a dumbass! She wanted to shriek at him and then tear off all of his clothing.
Instead she took a deep breath and started Plan C: raep time.
She whisked away everything on the desk using illusions.
"Wha? Francine what are you doing? Reborn'll—" he was cut off by a push onto the desk.
Francine climbed on top of him and as she straddled him, seized one of his hands and stuck it on her breast.
Just then the office door was broken down and two very angry women stood in the doorway.
"Hibari! Mukuro!" Tsunayoshi yelped.
"Herbivore," Hibari Kyoko snarled. "Explain."
"Kufufu," Rokudo Mukuro laughed. "That's unnecessary. It's obvious that my little student has gotten it into her head that Tsunayoshi-kun is public property." Her mismatched eyes narrowed and glowed with an eery light. "We need to fix that idea of hers."
Hibari needed no other prompting before slamming her tonfas in Francine's direction. She managed to roll off the desk just in time, but the desk was not so lucky.
As Tsunayoshi tried to climb out of the wreckage, Mukuro dispersed the illusions on the floor and the rest of the guardians quickly rushed into the room. They were too late to see any action, but the scantily clad Francine covered in handcuffs said enough.
"For failing to protect Tsunayoshi, I will bite you all to death," Hibari said before attacking Sasagawa Ryoko.
"Extermely unfair!" she cried as she blocked the tonfas. "You know how awful I am with illusions!"
Gokudera Hanako was livid. "Who the hell do you think you are to be able to seduce the Tenth?"
Francine scoffed. "You're just jealous that my breasts are bigger. Did you know he touched mine?"
"You whore!" Gokudera shrieked. She started reaching into her pockets, but was quickly held back by Yamamoto Takiko.
"Now now. I'm sure that Tsuna wouldn't have done such a thing willingly." Her smiling eyes took on a sharp edge. "After all, we all know that she's using illusions to make them bigger."
Before things could escalate further, Tsunayoshi had had enough. With just enough flame in his voice he commanded everyone to stop and they did.
He rubbed his forehead. "Okay. Now that things are quieter. Mukuro, Hibari, report."
Mukuro grinned. "Oya oya, it's so nice to see you all assertive," she cooed seductively. When his expression didn't change, she sighed. "Fine, you're no fun today. I'll just have to blame a certain intruder for that." She quickly glanced at her protégé. "I'll take care of that later. Anyway, we found something good."
"Oh? What?"
"This," Hibari said as she pulled a box from her pocket. "It's the dimension traveling device used by Byakuran to help him focus and move his mind between worlds. Technically it can only be activated by Byakuran, but we believe we can make modifications to make it work with the Ten Year Bazooka."
Tsunayoshi smiled brightly. "That's great! Where is Lambo anyway?"
The others shrugged but they quickly found him running into the office screaming, "Reborn hit me Dame-Tsuna! Make him stop!" Too impatient for an answer, Bovino Lambo pulled out the Ten Year Bazooka.
"Lambo! It's facing the wrong—" Tsunayoshi was too late as Lambo was too trigger happy for his own good.
The box in Hibari's hand started glowing the same moment as the round went off and it made the smoke thicker than ever. Once the pink gas faded, Gokudera asked, "Wait, who got shot?"
All the present guardians were the proper age.
"Hiiiieee! Francine!" Tsunayoshi shrieked before turning to where she had been handcuffed before.
In her place was a ten year old boy with green hair and wearing an apple hat. He stuck his pinky up his nose and started picking it.
"So who the hell are you losers?"
Tsunayoshi fainted.
End Ch.1
Author's Notes: So this is my first actual attempt at a multi-chaptered fic in years. Wish me luck! Also, final pairing has not been decided. At the moment there isn't really a plan to have one. I'm openish to requests I guess. I dislike R27 though so don't request that.
