A/N: Junko-chan here~! Doing my third OHSHC fanfiction! Yay!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own OHSHC

It's based on the anime of OHSHC too!

"Yutaka! Time to go to your new school!" Mr. Sakamoto called out affectionately, "Let me see my adorable child!"

A petite figured boy came down the stair case. The boy had black hair with bangs pushed mostly on the left, and his hair was down to his neck. He had big emerald green eyes, and was wearing his new uniform. The boy was pouting at how his father was acting. "Why do I have to go to that school?"

"Because my child! This school gives you a good education and you look so adorable in that uniform!" Mr. Sakamoto squealed. Yutaka's eye twitched. It wasn't so great seeing a grown man, though he is handsome-be so excited just because he's wearing a uniform.

"Dad, cut it out already." A maid handed Yutaka his back pack and the boy thanked her after. Yutaka turned to his nut ball of a dad. "I'm not a girl, and you know that."

"Yes but you have your mother's looks! It's so hard not to think of you as a girl!" Mr. Sakamoto declared. Yutaka had to admit he got most of his looks from his mother; the only thing he got from his dad was the colour of his eyes.

Yutaka pouted and began to scurry to the door. "Hold it!" Yutaka turned slowly around but regretting it after. His father held a tank top with a picture of a bunny in the middle of it. "Daddy wants you to wear this too!"

Yutaka held the tank top and stared blankly at it. "Is this what you make mom wear before?" Yutaka pushed the tank top away and gave it back to his dad, "That's just sick."

"What! No! Come on Yutaka! Wear it just once for daddy!" Mr. Sakamoto pleaded. He gave Yutaka puppy dog eyes and whimpered. "Pleaseeee?"

Yutaka took one last glance at the tank top and sighed. He snatched tank top back and headed back to his room. "I'm definitely gonna regret this…."

[6 minutes later…]

Yutaka finished putting on the tank top and ran towards the door quickly before his dad comes back and makes him wear more girl clothes. Yutaka greeted the limo driver and got in the back of the limo.

Once the limo started Yutaka sat back and thought of what it would be like in Ouran. 'Hope there isn't any freaks there. Maybe there won't be any guys that confess their love for me…. Ugh I guess being in an all-boys school does something to ya.'

"Interesting undershirt you have there, Master Sakamoto."

"Huh?" Yutaka looked up and saw the limo driver smiling in the mirror.

"You're undershirt's showing. I suggest you button up your shirt and blazer more."

Yutaka buttoned his shirt up and nodded to the driver, "Thanks. Don't want anybody thinking I'm a cross dresser or anything."

"No problem, Master Sakamoto."

Later, the limo stopped at a large academy and both the driver and Yutaka were astonished. Yutaka got out of his limo and stared at the school with wide eyes. "Woah…."

The driver bowed at Yutaka and said politely, "Have a good day, Master Sakamoto."

Yutaka headed to the entrance and waved at the driver, "You too! I'll see you after school!" Yutaka made his way to the hall and went to his first class.

In the halls people were staring at him. Maybe it was because he was new, or maybe it was his looks. Yutaka just ignored them and knocked on a class door. The teacher opened the door and smiled at Yutaka, "Why, hello Yutaka Sakamoto. It's nice to meet you."

"It's good to see you too." Yutaka smiled. When he entered the room, there were people staring at him again. Yutaka bowed down and smiled gently at the class, "I'm Yutaka Sakamoto. Please treat me well."

Many of the students blushed and paid a lot more attention to Yutaka. The teacher coughed in his fist, "Um, well Yutaka sit down at the front please. Class let us continue please."

Yutaka hung his backpack on his chair and sat down. During the whole lecture the teacher was giving, Yutaka felt staring behind him. 'This school is just like my old one…. What the hell….'

[Lunch time]

Yutaka walked to a table with his tray and sat down at the empty table. A pair of hands grabbed Yutaka and lifted the boy up. Yutaka struggled but the strong arms held the boy firmly, "H-hey! What's the big idea!"

Yutaka turned and saw he was being lifted up by a tall man with short cut black hair. Yutaka looked and saw in front of him a group of boys. At the side he recognized two boys who were in his class. They were twins and had orange hair. The one next to them was a boy with glasses and black hair. He looked like he was the smart one. To the other side was a boy smaller than Yutaka and had blonde hair and brown eyes. In the middle was probably the leader or something and he had blonde hair and violet eyes. 'Definitely half French. I just know it.' Yutaka thought to himself.

The twins turned to their leader and pointed to Yutaka, "See boss? It's fine to have him join."

The 'boss' nodded and smiled charmingly at Yutaka. Yutaka didn't even know anything about the blonde but he looked like the type Yutaka hated the most. A snob and selfish. The people with him were probably there because he had the most money. "You do seem to have enough potential to be part of the club."

"Club? What club?"

"Tamaki that's enough, I don't think he wants to be dragged in our club." Everyone looked to the side. Yutaka saw a boy his height, the boy had brown hair and big brown eyes.

"B-but Haruhi! His father begged me for Yutaka to join! The man was begging Haruhi! Begging!" the blonde-or Tamaki for that matter, said to Haruhi. Yutaka has it now…. The blonde wasn't a snob and selfish, he was the typical idiot of the group. Yutaka noted that in his mind. Then Yutaka remembered what Tamaki said. 'Hold up…my father…? My dad signed me up to be in this group's club!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! My father! Mr. Kenta Sakamoto!" Yutaka said, hoping that they got the wrong Sakamoto.

The boy with the glasses scanned through his black note book and stopped at a certain page. "That's right, Mr. Kenta Sakamoto asked, and you're Yutaka Sakamoto correct?" Yutaka nodded and Kyoya continued, "Well then, that means you're now part of the club. Congratulations."

Mori went and set Yutaka down. Yutaka thanked Mori and raised an eyebrow at the others, "So what's this club…?" the more he realized what was happening the more he got pissed off. He was gonna kill his dad once he gets home.

"It's called the Host Club." Tamaki proudly revealed, "It's where young handsome men who have too much time in their hands entertain ladies that too; have too much time in their hands."

Yutaka stared blankly at the explanation and he swore a vein popped, 'I'm gonna kill you old man….'

[After school]

The hosts guided Yutaka to the Music Room #3. The room was beautiful and quite outstanding for a music room. Yutaka turned to the brown haired boy, "So what do we do mostly?"

"Oh, well I usually give out tea, but other than that I just talk to girls like the others." Haruhi then added, "But we also cosplay at times."

At those words, a sudden flashback came to Yutaka. Images of lace, dresses, fashionable hats and girly cosplay showed up in the boy's head. "C-cosplay!"

"Yeah of course! The girls love that stuff!" Hikaru said…. Or was it Kaoru? While heading to the music room, they introduced their names but Yutaka couldn't really remember them. Usually he's amazing at remembering names but it was probably the shock of what his dad did that made him unfocused.

"Do you not like cosplay Yu-chan?" Hunny asked while holding his favourite bunny.

"Um…well…kinda." Yutaka blushed with embarrassment. Remembering how his father would always make him cosplay in girly clothes in his past made Yutaka hate cosplay. "I-I don't like cosplay I'm sorry."

"What!" Tamaki clutched onto Yutaka's shoulders, "How can someone not like cosplay!"

"I've had a bad past with cosplay okay?" Yutaka pushed Tamaki away and headed to the door, "I'm leaving! I'm sorry my old man troubled you guys so much!"

"I'm sorry, but you must stay." Kyoya said firmly, "We already told our customers we're gonna have a new host and told them it was Yutaka Sakamoto."

'So that's why the girls were staring at me….' Yutaka stopped at the door and sighed. Yutaka's a man so he doesn't want to let any girls down, and disappointing them by not joining won't help. The boy turned, "Fine, I'll stay."

"Wonderful!" Tamaki beamed, "Now hold onto this tray for today, you're gonna be serving tea." The blonde handed Yutaka a tray of tea.

[The Host Club is now open]

Yutaka began to serve tea to the customers and hosts, and after all of them had their tea cups full; Yutaka set the tray down on the buffet table. Yutaka viewed the sweets and pastries in rows and plates. The boy's mouth watered hungrily. Since the hosts interrupted his meal during lunchtime; Yutaka hasn't eaten since breakfast.

"Do you want some Yu-chan?" Yutaka looked down and saw Hunny, and behind the small blonde was Mori looking blankly at Yutaka. "You can have some if you want! It's really good."

Yutaka smiled happily as he took a slice of cake, "Thanks!" once he took a bite, his mouth filled with explosions of flavour. Yutaka ate more of the cake and grinned at the two seniors, "This is amazing!"

Everybody saw that grin Yutaka held. It wasn't the kind of devilish grin you see from the twins, or the sly smirk from Kyoya, or the adorable smile that Hunny held, or the charming princely smile Tamaki showed, or Haruhi's natural gentle smile. It was the grin that was carefree and simple; something that none of the hosts could make. Tamaki jumped off his seat and hugged Yutaka, "How adorable! You can have all the cake you want Yutaka!"

"W-woah hey!" Tamaki began to turn Yutaka in circles and cooed out, "You're like the son I've always wanted!"

"S-stop! Someone help me!" Yutaka turned to Haruhi and his eyes begged for help to the brunette.

Haruhi knew what Yutaka meant and planned to help out. "Tamaki stop it! Yutaka doesn't like that stuff, in fact nobody does!" Haruhi scowled.

Lightning struck the blonde. Tamaki let go of Yutaka and went to his corner to sulk. "You're so mean Haruhi…. How can you be so cruel to daddy? Mommy, help me out!"

Kyoya-or mommy…, sighed. "Why must I be caught up in all this?"

Yutaka raised an eyebrow at the relationship all the hosts contained together. Did they have some kind of family thing? The way Tamaki was acting reminded Yutaka of his dad, except Yutaka's dad never goes into a corner.

After a while, all the hosts went back to hosting and Yutaka went back to pouring tea. An arm grabbed Yutaka's wrist and when Yutaka looked to see who is was; it was a beautiful girl with long brown hair. "Hello, you must be Yutaka Sakamoto; the new host."

"That's right." Yutaka nodded, "Why do you ask?"

"I'm Natsuki Yoshida." The girl purred, "Would you like to sit with me?"

Yutaka noticed she was alone at her table and shrugged, "Sure why not." The boy sat down from across Natsuki and smiled nervously, "So is there any reason why you're not with any of the hosts?"

Natsuki leaned her arm on the table and smiled, "Because I was waiting for someone like you to come along."

"Why aren't you the charmer?" Yutaka smirked. He doesn't easily give into flirting. Not even this beautiful woman could make him melt. He cares about personality. "You know if you were a boy, you would make a great host."

"Is that a compliment?"

"I guess." Yutaka shrugged and grinned. From the side Yutaka could see Tamaki waving to him.

"Yutaka! Tea please!"

Yutaka got up and smiled apologetically at Natsuki, "Sorry, but I have to go." With that, the host left with his tray of tea. Yutaka made his way to Tamaki's table and poured the tea for the girls.

"Well done Yutaka." Tamaki praised, "You're doing well for you first time. Maybe your father was right for having you join."

'Nah he was totally wrong. Gonna wreck that pretty little face of his….' Yutaka growled to himself, when he looked at Tamaki and the girls he smiled, "Maybe."

Tamaki glomped Yutaka again and cooed, "Again so cute! Not as cute as Haruhi but you're close~!"

When Tamaki let go of Yutaka, the boy spun in circles getting all dizzy. Two pairs of hands stopped him from behind, and Yutaka could tell they were grinning, "You seem to be having fun Yutaka."

"I'm not." Yutaka said bluntly.

"Well, good luck next time." The twins grinned a bit devilishly.

The club was closed after and Yutaka headed straight to his limo. The driver bowed to him but Yutaka didn't care he just said commanded, "Take me home right now. That old man's going down."

The driver wasn't so sure what has gotten in Yutaka, but arguing with Master Sakamoto would get him fired. Yutaka went in the back and the driver headed back to his driver's seat. "Is something wrong young master?"

"Nothing." Yutaka gazed out the window with crossed arms, "Please just take me home."

"Of course sir."

When the limo stopped at the front of the mansion, Yutaka opened the door immediately and ran to the door. The maids opened the door for Yutaka and curtsied at him. "Hello young master."

"Where's my father?" Yutaka headed upstairs even though he never got his answer.

"I'm sorry young master, but he's not here." A maid said.

Yutaka stopped in his tracks and walked backwards so he can look at the maid directly, "Excuse me?"

"He's at one of his modeling agencies." The maid backed away. Yutaka's angry aura was beginning to scare her; Yutaka's been angry before but it was different than usual. "He won't be back till you come back from school tomorrow. I'm sorry for scaring you all…."

The maids smiled at Yutaka and said all together, "You're forgiven young master."

[The next day]

It was Yutaka's second day at Ouran and he's already made friends with an odd group. Tamaki was bickering with the twins and accusing them of touching Haruhi, and the twins were objecting and calling Tamaki a pervert. Kyoya was just eating his food calmly and ignoring what was happening. Mori was quiet like always and eating his food peacefully as well. Hunny was just finished eating his sweet lunch and going for his dessert. And Haruhi was just sighing to herself and was wondering why she's friends with these fools. Yutaka watched the scene and thought to himself, 'This is the weirdest group ever.'

[The Host Club is now open]

Natsuki stopped Yutaka for a brief moment again, and the hosts began to notice it. Tamaki watched and began to tear up, "My son is growing up so fast."

"Who knew someone with those kinds of looks can score a girl like Natsuki." Hikaru said and thought out loud, "I mean, he has looks like Haruhi. Surprised he's not like her."

"Yeah, I wonder if Yutaka's…." Kaoru stopped in mid-sentence and both twins looked at each other.

With Yutaka and Natsuki, things didn't seem so great up close. "You know Yutaka…. You seem to be really liked by everyone. I'm quite jealous of you right now." Natsuki held onto her cup tightly and Yutaka could see a crack in the tea cup.

"Is that so…?" Yutaka sweat dropped. "I can tell you don't like me, so what was with that flirting before?"

"I was hoping you would fall for me. But you didn't look at me in any different way, so I could tell it didn't work." Natsuki growled like a mad predator, "First it was Haruhi, now it's you. I guess people with looks like yours get a lot of attention in the host club."

"Hey, why are you mad at me? You hardly know me." Yutaka knew there would be a stuck up chick coming in his life some time. "I'm sorry, but I didn't choose to look this way. In fact I hate it."

"Yes but you get so much attention! You girly faced boy!"

Yutaka spun around and glared at Natsuki, "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M NOT A GIRLY FACED BOY! I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M A GIRL! I'M A BOY DAMMIT!"

Natsuki grabbed a tea pot from the table and threw it in Yutaka's face. Luckily the tea got cold so Yutaka didn't get any burns. Before anybody could speak Natsuki stomped towards the door, "You don't have to tell me! I already know I'm not allowed to come back!"

Yutaka sighed as he examined his soaked clothes. Haruhi tapped Yutaka's shoulder and frowned, "What was that about?"

"She was just envy of looks. It's fine." Yutaka shrugged, "You don't happen to have another uniform do you?"

"No, I'm sorry."

"It's fine. I have my normal clothes in my backpack." Yutaka grabbed his backpack and headed to the changing rooms.

[The Host Club is now closed]

The hosts waited for Yutaka to come out. Tamaki paced the floor worriedly, "Maybe Yutaka won't want to be a host anymore. He might think that many of these things will happen to him! We'll lose a good host!"

"Don't worry boss, it's not like he's that weak. He is a boy after all." The twins said like it was plain common sense.

Tamaki grumbled, "Well we have to find out!" The blonde thrust the curtains aside and the hosts glanced over his shoulder.

They saw Yutaka without his blazer and dress shirt. He had his bunny tank top still on too. Yutaka had wide eyes and yelled, "I-I can explain!"

The hosts were quiet for a moment; then Tamaki closed the curtains silently. The twins perked up, "So Yutaka is actually a girl! That explains it!"

"I see! So that's why Yu-chan looks like a girl! It's because he is a girl!" Hunny jumped happily, "I get it now!"

Mori nodded, "Yeah…"

Yutaka moved the curtains away violently, "You got it all wrong! I'm a boy I swear!"

"You can't trick us anymore Yutaka." Tamaki said playfully, "Is there any reason why you're cross dressing little Yutaka?"

"Wait no!" but it was useless. The hosts were satisfied that Yutaka was actually a girl and didn't pay attention to Yutaka. Yutaka's eye twitched intensely, 'My school life sucks….'

[Yutaka's mansion]

Mr. Sakamoto pranced around and grinned, "I hope my little boy is having fun with his new club friends!"

"Um master…. I don't think young master Yutaka is having so much fun. He was in a very bad mood before." A maid interrupted.

"Really?"

As if on cue, Yutaka bashed open the door and yelled. "WHERE IS MY PERVERT OF A DAD! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"

The servants laughed nervously to themselves. Yutaka was an even worst mood than before. Mr. Sakamoto backed away slowly, "Oh uh…. What's wrong Yutaka?"

"Don't give me that bullshit! You know exactly why I'm pissed off! Why did you have me join the Host Club!"

Yutaka pulled on Mr. Sakamoto's tie and growled lowly. Mr. Sakamoto gulped, "B-because I wanted you to have friends…. They seemed to be good kids when I bumped into them before."

Yutaka's eye twitched again. If he gets anymore mad, he's gonna seriously something or someone. "Okay…I see…."

Mr. Sakamoto raised an eyebrow as Yutaka withdrew from Mr. Sakamoto and thought to himself. "You don't mind?"

"OF COURSE I MIND!" Yutaka barked, "THANKS TO YOU THEY THINK I'M A GIRL! THEY SAW THAT STUPID TANK TOP YOU MADE ME WEAR!"

"Oh really? Hahaha…." Mr. Sakamoto quickly tried to make a clean get away. As he was trying to escape he murmured, "It's a good thing cause in the school records you are…."

Yutaka grabbed his dad's shoulder and had a haunting aura to him, "What did you say?"

"L-listen! Your daddy was very upset when your mommy died last year! I really wanted a girl that time and I kinda put in your information that you have a disorder that you think you're a boy but actually a girl." Mr. Sakamoto went and hid his precious face before it was harmed.

Yutaka just stood there dumbfounded. "You put in my school records that I have a disorder…? And I think I'm a boy but actually a girl…." The servants covered their ears but instead of roaring with anger, Yutaka laughed like a mad man. "Hahaha…I'm dreaming…that it. I'm dreaming! My dad can't be that much of an idiot…haha. I'm probably still in my bed, and when I wake up it'll be my first day at school…haha yeah that's what it is."

Mr. Sakamoto bit his lip, "Actually no…. I'm sorry Yutaka but you have to stay like this."

Yutaka looked at his dad and his eyes somehow looked cuter and bigger, "What? Why?"

"Because! I made it official! The teachers and the Boardman know about it! If I change it now, they'll think I'm a weirdo!"

"You are."

"Yes but they don't know that! If word gets around, I won't be taken seriously! My modeling agencies will get bad publicity!" Mr. Sakamoto went on his knees and hugged Yutaka around his waist, "Please!"

'So I'm not dreaming…damn.' Yutaka sighed. It's true that he hated his dad at times, but he still loved him and he was still family. He didn't want his father to be called insane or pitied or anything at all. "Fine, I'll pretend to be a girl that thinks she's a boy. But what about the Host Club?"

Mr. Sakamoto coughed in his hand as he got up. "Well, I still want you to stay there."

"…eh?"

"I kinda owe them…."

"Dad…what did you do?" Yutaka glared.

"I asked the Ootori boy if we can use one of his private doctors to examine you. The teachers will get suspicious. And I also told him the truth about you actually being a boy. So now you have to stay in the Host Club to keep it a secret…."

Yutaka rubbed his temples in frustration, "So let me get this straight. You owe Kyoya Ootori, so you're gonna pay him back by having me in the Host Club basically."

"Y-yes…"

"I need a bat please." Yutaka held his hand out and a maid placed a bat in that hand. Yutaka thanked the maid politely then charged at this father full speed. The man shrieked and ran away.

That night, Yutaka slept peacefully after giving his father a black eye with a fist. (He thought it was unfair to use a bat so he used his fist….) Suddenly his bedroom door opened and a trumpet sound echoed in his room. "Wake up young master!"

Yutaka jumped up from his bed and saw it was one of his maids. The raven head stretched and rubbed his eyes lazily, "What is it? It's 4 o'clock in the morning."

"The master told me that you are gonna pretend to be a girl." The maid said cheerfully for some odd, strange reason.

"And…?"

"I'm here to help of course!" the maid held a big case that Yutaka didn't notice before. "I've been watching so many shojo mangas! When the master told me to help I was more than happy!"

"Um…okay?" The maid opened her case and took out something that practically sent Yutaka fall to the ground. They were two round balls that looked like jelly…. "What…the…hell…is that?"

"It's for your breast of course!" the maid set the two round jelly things on Yutaka's bed and took out a sports bra. "Wear this first and we'll put the inserts on."

Yutaka hesitantly put the sports bra on and stuffed the inserts in. The maid gave him a mirror and when Yutaka looked into it, he looked like he got breasts. "…I'm just sad."

"Let's get started on the rest shall we?" the maid held the case in front of Yutaka's face and smiled wickedly.

"Noooooo!"

[The Host Club is now open]

Yutaka sat down at a table and was beginning to fall asleep. His maid made him do so many things that he never thought he'd do. First, the maid shaved Yutaka almost everywhere, and then she moisturized Yutaka's face to make his face more cleansed. After she made Yutaka go shopping with her and she bought a closet full of girl clothes. The maid did so many things to Yutaka, that he couldn't even describe it.

'Being a girl's hard….' Yutaka wept.

To be continued…

A/N: If you like it and review I'll continue :) I hope you all enjoyed my fanfiction~! :) oh and if a random name has Sora in it, ignore it cause it's supposed to be Yutaka's name because it was first gonna be Sora.