Hi I'm Heather Reid or Hydra Riddle. this is my first fan fic called ANNOYING ORANGE! hope you like it. This is dedicated to SugarCoating for being a really good friend when I need her and also for being very annoying when she wants to be hope you like it. I do not own skulduggery pleasant how ever I do own pink fluffy socks and strawberry jam!.

Valkyrie, Ghastly, Tanith and Skulduggery are at Skul's house. Val and Tanith were talking about doors by the T.V, skulduggery was reading a book on his favourite chair and ghastly was knitting a pair of pink fluffy socks. At that moment Fletcher burst in.

"Hey guys guess what I found on you tube!"

"What now." said skulduggery not looking up from his book,

"The annoying orange!"Fletcher shouted,

"Oh god no." both Tanith and Valkyrie said at the same time,

"What's wrong?" ghastly said confused,

"I'll show you!" Fletcher said,

At that moment Skulduggery looked up,

"Hey, hey ghastly,"

"Yes Fletcher?"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Orange."

"Orange who?"

"Orange-you glad I didn't say orange again."

Skulduggery sighed.

"Hey, hey ghastly."

"Yes Fletcher?"

"Your fruity!"

"Thank you."

"Hey , hey ghastly."

"What?"

"Can you do 10 push ups in 10 seconds?"

"Why yes, yes I can."

then ghastly did 10 push ups in 10 seconds

"...hey, hey ghastly"

"hmm?"

"Can you do this , neh neh nehnum num nom nommem mem nen nenem"

at that moment china walked in just in time to see Valkyrie walk out the room, skulduggery standing there frozen to the spot, ghastly knitting and tanith sitting on the floor curled up and eating ajar of strawberry jam.

One week later

Every one was in skul's kitchen when Fletcher walked in

"hey guys guess what I've found now"

"What?"asked skulduggery

"IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?

"not again "said Valkyrie

"what?" asked skulduggery

At that moment fletcher walked past, took off skul's hat and put it in the microwave and turned it on

"NO MY HHHAAAATTTTTT!"

Please review also I may be writing a longer story even though I've just started I have some good ideas but please say suggestions and characters

Thanx .hydra.