Strange People
By: Juria
Note: All characters belong to their creators. I Own Nothing!
Azula stared mindlessly at her new boyfriend, if she could even call him that, walking through the halls of Fire Nation royal palace. She'd been with him for almost two years, and she'd been drunk for about one-and-a-half of those years. Of course, when she first met him, she knew two things right away, 1. He was not from this world, and 2. He must have been smacked with a shovel when he was a kid.
Suddenly, Fire Lord Ozai stormed into Azula's room. "Dear daughter, might I have a word with you?" he asked, in a rather demanding tone. Azula sat up. "Of course father, what's on your mind?" she asked. Ozai groaned. "How do I say this, your current boyfriend, while I originally just thought of him as a minor nusance, has since become a major threat to the entire Nation, if not the world. He has gotten to the point where I have even considered siding with the Avatar just to get rid of him."
Azula calmly filed her nails while listening to her father gripe and complain, until the boyfriend in question walked by. This was gonna be good. Fire Lord Ozai stopped the boy.
"You there, idiot, remind me again, why, exactly, are you here?"
The boy stopped for a few seconds, almost pausing, enough to irritate Ozai to the point where he would have fired the boy's blonde hair right off of his head, or maybe burned his huge nostrils shut, if his daughter were not in the room.
"Um, because, you like, invited me and stuff. Hehehe."
Ozai groaned. "Quite, now, explain to me again, what my daughter sees in you."
"Um, she sees like, organs, and blood, and tacos, and nachos, and fire,fire,fire,fire, hehehehehe."
Ozai smacked his head against the stone wall, hard, wishing he could just kill this kid right here and now. Azula, seeing this, stiffled her laughter, before walking over to her boyfriend. "Come on Beavis, let's go before dad decides to set your hair on fire." Beavis's eyes widdened. "Whoa, that would rule!" he said excitedly. Azula sighed. "No Beavis, it would hurt, a lot. Now come on, I'm really going to piss off my father."
As Ozai watched Azula drag the wretched imbecile away, he could only pray to Agni that she was going to kill him, but judging from the words coming out of the moron's mouth, he doubted it. "Yes, I'm finally gonna score!"
The End!
Ozai: Well, that wasn't so bad.
Beavis: Runs by him with his shirt over his head I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!
Ozai: I picked the wrong time to quit drinking. Drowns self in ale.
