*I don't own FF9. And gladly I don't own Kuja. I hope you enjoy this. Flame me for all I care. I had fun writing this. I hope you enjoy reading it.
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Kuja decided to take a day off
Kuja then started to cough and cough
So he decided to go and get some cough drops
He hoped he wouldn't run into cops
As Kuja walked, he saw the mall
He forgot about his illness, cough drops and all
Inside he found a clothing shop
The sign above said 'shop till ya drop'
So he decided to go on in
Come on, they were giving away free pins made out of tin
Kuja went into the store
He had to walk through the door
Kuja went up to the desk
The guy pointed him to a dress
He said, "It'll look good on you
You should buy some high-heeled shoes too"
The high-heeled shoes made him tall
But of course Kuja had to fall
Some guy came and helped him stand
He was part of a rock and role band
He told Kuja "hey you're cute"
When Kuja didn't speak, the guy thought he was mute
"How would you like to go on a date?
I can't believe it, this must be fate"
Kuja decided to run away
He figured out that he must be gay
So he decided that if he may
He would come to the mall on another day
