Kuja went into the store Rick Evoniuk Rick Evoniuk 2 28 2001-10-28T17:29:00Z 2001-10-28T17:29:00Z 2 179 1024 Home 8 2 1257 9.2720

*I don't own FF9.  And gladly I don't own Kuja.  I hope you enjoy this.  Flame me for all I care.  I had fun writing this.  I hope you enjoy reading it.

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Kuja decided to take a day off

Kuja then started to cough and cough

So he decided to go and get some cough drops

He hoped he wouldn't run into cops

As Kuja walked, he saw the mall

He forgot about his illness, cough drops and all

Inside he found a clothing shop

The sign above said 'shop till ya drop'

So he decided to go on in

Come on, they were giving away free pins made out of tin

Kuja went into the store

He had to walk through the door

Kuja went up to the desk

The guy pointed him to a dress

He said, "It'll look good on you

You should buy some high-heeled shoes too"

The high-heeled shoes made him tall

But of course Kuja had to fall

Some guy came and helped him stand

He was part of a rock and role band

He told Kuja "hey you're cute"

When Kuja didn't speak, the guy thought he was mute

"How would you like to go on a date?

I can't believe it, this must be fate"

Kuja decided to run away

He figured out that he must be gay

So he decided that if he may

He would come to the mall on another day