"Moooooommmmm why did we have to move to South Park! It's cold!"

"Ashley! Shut Up!"

"But Moooooommmmm!"

"Godamnit, Ashley! I said Shut Up!"

Ugh… My mom can be such a bitch! We moved here from Arizona, which is the exact opposite of South Park, Colorado. My best friend Makenzie said she'll move out here in a week or a few weeks, knowing her its going to be a few weeks she loves the heat to much, but until then I'll be bored out of my goddamn mind! Tomorrow I am going to South Park High. I really don't wanna go with out Makenzie but mom is making me.

~ next Day~

First day of school. Great. I'm walking to the bus stop; listening to 'Diary of Jane', Makenzie's favorite song not mine if fact I hate this kind of music, on my iPod. I'm wearing my favorite blue and gray hoodie and black jeans.

When I get to the bus stop I see a group of boy's there. There is an INCREADIBLY fat one, and EXTREMLY hot one, one who wears a tightly drawn orange parka and a tall quarterback look one. The fat one is picking on the really cute one and cutie looks like he's about to tear tuby's head off. I walk up to the group. The quarterback and orange parka look up at me.

"Hey, you just moved here right? I'm Stan" the quarterback greeted me

"Uhhh… yeah, I'm Ashley."

"Why hello there Ashley…" orange parka greets me, "I'm Kenny."

"Nice to meet you both. So why are sexy and fatass fighting?" I ask

Kenny starts laughing.

"Oh Cartman, or….fatass, called Kyle, or umm….errr…sexy," Stan gulps and Kenny starts laughing harder, "Jewfag again and he got pissed…"

"Oh." I walk over to fatty, fatty two by four and Mr. sexyJew, "HEY! Snorlax! Why not try picking on someone your own size! If you can find someone your own size that is…"

Captain Chunk turns and looks at me, "What did you say?"

"You heard me, Jiggly Puff!" I smile at him. Kenny is laughing his ass off now and Stan and Kyle are looking at me in shock. Pudding bag started to come towards me when the bus pulled up.

"Hey, Kyle mind if I sit with you?" I ask

He looks at Stan and shrugs, "uhhh.. Sure…" I smile at him

We plow onto the bus.

"so..uh.. what's your name?" Kyle looks at me

"Ashley. I just moved here."

"I see and how do you know my name?"

"Oh. Stan told me."

"Ah…" he looks out the window

"What's wrong?" I ask

"Oh uh… Nothing…"

"Nothing my ass! Something's wrong. You get the same look on your face as my friend Makenzie gets on hers when something's wrong. Now tell me."

"HAHA! He gets nervous around hot chicks like you! HAHAHA!" I hear Kenny yell behind me.

"Oh really?" I laugh and wink at Kyle, he blushes. Stan and Kenny start laughing.

"Ashley, you wanna sit with us at lunch?" Stan asks

"NO!" Amazon yells

"Sure I'd love to." I smile at Tubby, He Groans.

We Finally arrive at school. I say bye to the guys and head to the office to get my schedule and locker number. My locker is right in between Kyle's and Kenny's. The day fly's by really fast I have every class with Kyle, zero classes with the fat tub of lard, 3 with Stan, and 4 with Kenny.

A/N: XD I had soooooooo much fun with all the names for Cartman! This story is For Ashley (SouthParkFan8) she writing one for me to! I'll tell you when its out! XD yes I'm still writing The Chat I just have gotten lazy…