I love eBay. I absolutely, completely, totally love eBay with my heart and soul, just like I love Xander. I love it. Where else can you find mint condition metal lunchboxes, designer panties and goat entrails for sale at the same time? Well actually, I think goat entrails were just added to the list of prohibited items to sell, so maybe not those.

It's a buyer's paradise. When I don't have Giles screaming at me to attend to some customer, I can quickly get online and check out the listings. It's also really convenient when we have an overstock of something. I just list them, and they're usually snapped up by Wiccas out in some god-forsaken place like Omaha! That's how we got rid of an overstocking of Mulrak vases and mini cauldrons. Crystal balls sell like hotcakes, and I pride myself on doing a very good packing job. Not one of them has ever broken.

Check us out on eBay; sunnydalemagickbox is our seller name. We've had 199 feedbacks in a year and a half, and I'm still waiting for five more! If they don't feedback us, I can get very annoying and persistent.

Giles wasn't so sure about this whole online thing at first, but I ignored his arguments and listed anyway. Now he may not love it, but he's a believer. He even asked me to get him some stuffy book for him!

My personal name is capitalist101. Xander thinks it's hysterical, but he wasn't laughing when I managed to get a hold of some rare comics he was whining about.

When I walk around town and see interesting things on sale, I automatically think if it would be worth anything on eBay. I buy lots of things, and while some of them are dead stock, sometimes I hit upon treasures. Like this really thin Christian book I picked up for ten cents, it sold for ten bucks! I've learned since that items with the words 'Jesus Christ' in the title sell like crazy. Armani and Prada are also good names.

But a warning to the inexperienced; don't buy electronics there. I bought a palm pilot that stopped working two weeks later. The seller wouldn't email me back until I contacted eBay and threatened to curse him with hair loss. So I steer clear of those things.

It's a lot of fun, and convenient too. I love to just aimlessly wander on the website, looking at various items and sometimes indulging my whims and fancies. Just yesterday I bought A Beautiful Mind on DVD for Willow and knock-off Gucci sunglasses for myself.

Slowly yet surely I am persuading everyone to go on eBay before buying it for an unreasonably expensive price in stores. I think I'm making progress with Tara, she made herself a name yesterday (although sunshineandwillows is a little too sappy for my tastes.) She's realized the wisdom of buying powders and potion ingredients online, it's saves money.

Ahh, money, the reason for all of this. I love money. I love money maybe even a little more than eBay and Xander. Men may come and go, but money isn't going anywhere unless you spend it. They may say diamonds are a girl's best friends, but it's really money. Crisp green cash, doesn't that sound wonderful?

Eventually they'll all understand how you can never have enough money. But until then, I have to keep on explaining it to them, and persuading them to try eBay too.

I think I'm converting Spike next. He really needs to save money, he never has enough of it. Maybe he can get blood at discount prices? Or is that a prohibited item?