NaCl: This meme was given by Fudou but mine turns out different from hers.

Everyone: A LOT DIFFERENT!

Gazelle: I'm a girl in this one?

Disclaimer: This meme is submitted by Fudou.


MEME NO 1: How does a simple meme lead to half the characters in the hospital? Read and find out!

Pick any 10 IE characters.

1. Kiyama Hiroto

2. Kidou Yuuto

3. Aphrodi

4. Yagami Reina

5. Maquia

6. Gouenji

7. Gazelle (as a girl)

8. Fudou Akio

9. Kira Hitomiko

10. Zel

1 (Hiroto) is on a holiday.

Hiroto: Ahh this beach is nice isn't it?

NaCl: (already dead and gone to heaven)

Lil bro: She died because she actually got to see you in a swimsuit.

2 (Kidou) survived an air crash.

Haruna: Onii-chan! I thought...you...sniff...left…me…

Kidou: We will never be parted, Haruna.

NaCl: (storming in) Whose stupid idea was it to give the pilot booze?

Lil bro: (snickers) So it was booze!

3 (Aphrodi) called his/her mother.

NaCl: Umm.

Lil bro: This is odd.

Aphrodi: (on the phone) Hey, Mom! Yes…I am conditioning my hair every day…no I didn't forget my shampoo…

NaCl & lil bro: (sweatdrop)

4 (Reina) scored a goal!

Midorikawa: Yay the orange team wins!

Reina: I beat Hiroto!

NaCl: I WANTED HIROTO-KUN TO WIN!

Lil bro: And victory goes to the orange team of Sun Garden when Yagami Reina scored the winning shot!

NaCl: You have to rub it in my face!

5 (Maquia) is in the hospital!

NaCl: This is why you shouldn't get into a shouting match with Burn.

Lil bro: Cause than it'll turn into a sparring match and as he's more powerful than you…

Maquia: …Maquia ends up in the hospital. Maquia gets it but he shouldn't have insulted Maquia!

Burn: You called me a TULIP-HEAD!

Maquia: And you called Maquia a PLATE-HEAD!

Burn: You're the one in the hospital.

Maquia: (dark aura) Not for long…not for long…

6 (Gouenji) is in a lift with you.

Gouenji: Why are you in my apartment's elevator?

NaCl: I'm your little sister's new babysitter.

Gouenji: And why is your brother here?

NaCl: (rolls eyes) He said he wanted to give her s** education

Gouenji: (dark aura) WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Five minutes later Writer-chan and Gouenji walk out of the lift.

Somewhere else,

Maquia: Oh look, Maquia has company!

Burn: (looks interested) What did you do, kid?

Lil bro: Gouenji hits a lot harder than onee-chan…

7 (Gazelle) is reading a doujinshi.

Gazelle: Hmm, I should ask Burn to get me this…

In the part she is reading; there is a picture of a blue and white bikini with the caption: For those who like 'em cold!

8 (Fudou) is asking you out for dinner!

NaCl: (sweatdrops) Fudou…

Fudou: CHE, JUST GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER ALREADY!

NaCl: But I have to take care of Yuuka-chan.

Fudou: Bring her along…

NaCl: Won't Gouenji get mad?

Fudou: He isn't here, is he?

9 (Hitomiko) is spying on the dinner.

Hitomiko: Fudou is eating out with a girl! With two girls!

10 (Zel) wants to join in!

Zel: Writer-chan is hot! But how am I going to get her away from Fudou? (notices a little girl) Isn't that Gouenji's younger sister?

One phone call and five minutes later,

Zel: (slides into Fudou's vacant seat) Hey there, beautiful!

Hitomiko: (still watching) What is Zel doing there? That Writer-chan is a player!

In another part of town,

Lil bro: (interested) Whatcha do?

Fudou: (groaning) I took Yuuka out to dinner.

Maquia: (shocked) Yuuka-chan? Gouenji's younger sister? Maquia is shocked…

Burn: (smirks) You've got nerve, I'll give that to you…

4 (Reina) x 6 (Gouenji)?

NaCl: Gouenji-kun…Reina-chan…NO WAY!

How about 7 (Gazelle) x 9 (Hitomiko)?

NaCl: Gazelle and Hitomiko…THEY'RE SISTERS…IT'S INCEST AND YURI!

1 (Hiroto) and 2 (Kidou) are watching a movie.

Hiroto: (clearly bored) Why are we watching this?

Kidou: (watching intently) Shush…the penguins are about to jump!

Hiroto: (totally uninterested) WHY ARE WE WATCHING A STUPID DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BAKA PENGUINS!

Kidou: (dark aura) WHAT DID YOU SAY!

In the hospital,

Hiroto: (groans)

NaCl: HIROTO-KUN!

Fudou: (surprised) You too…

Hiroto: Kidou is surprisingly overprotective of his penguins.

Fudou: (smirks) Yeah, you should have seen his face when I suggested we do Emperor Eagle instead of making another Emperor Penguin…

5 (Maquia) and 8 (Fudou) are moving!

Doctor: (reading from a clipboard) Maquia-chan and Fudou-kun, your X-rays show that nothing is broken so we're moving you to a private room to recover.

Maquia: YAY! Maquia is happy!

Fudou: Che, are you sure nothing's broken? That Gouenji is really overprotective…

3 (Aphrodi) is 7 (Gazelle)'s roommate!

Aphrodi and Gazelle were made to share a room in the hotel where Fire Dragon was staying. That was a complete disaster, Chae-chan-soo thought, as he surveyed the demolished room and Gazelle and Aphrodi arguing about whose hairspray Gazelle was holding, each clutching their own bag of cosmetics protectively.

Aphrodi: I just wanted to style my hair!

Gazelle: Forget it girly boy!

Aphrodi: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!

Ten minutes later Burn is reunited with his teammates from Fire Dragon.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say but both of you girls have broken bones-

Aphrodi: I AM A BOY AND A FREAKING GOD!

Gazelle: See, I told you that you were a girly boy…

NaCl: (visiting Hiroto-kun) Why are so many people in the hospital?

Everyone: YOU'RE THE WRITER-CHAN, YOU TELL US!

5 (Maquia) + 3 (Aphrodi) =?

Plate-head plus girly boy leads to PLATE BOY. THE NEW RAIMON ELEVEN PLAYER, PLATE BOY HAS HIS VERY OWN HISSATSU… (drum roll) … GAIA KNOWS (small print: according to all the rumors that are spreading, apparently Gaia knows a lot of things)

9 (Hitomiko) is hopping to school.

Hitomiko: (hopping) Curse that Zel! Just because I saw him and Writer-chan doesn't mean that he had to glue my shoes together!

NaCl: Why don't you just take them off?

Hitomiko: Cause he glued my feet into my shoes… (trips and falls anime style)

In the Inazuma General Hospital,

Doctor: (reading from his clipboard) I'm afraid that you have to stay a bit longer as we need to develop a formula that will get rid of the superglue…

Burn, Gazelle and Hiroto: (shocked) ONEE-CHAN?

Hitomiko: (weakly) It was all Zel's fault.

Burn: (flames in his eyes) ZEL!

Five minutes later, a certain white haired Epsilon player is laying unconscious on a hospital bed while a nurse lectures a certain red-haired Prominence captain on how to control his temper…

2 (Kidou) or 7 (Gazelle)?

NaCl: DEFINITELY KIDOU!

Hiroto: After what he did to me…

NaCl: …

Lil bro: Ha! You are more in love with Kidou than with Hiroto!

10 (Zel) … I don't know what to do with you 10 (Zel).

NaCl: That's because he's passed out on a hospital bed.

1 (Hiroto)'s favorite song would be?

NaCl: RYUUSEI BOY! OF COURSE!

Hiroto: Just because I can do Ryuusei Blade doesn't mean that I am the Ryuusei Boy.

NaCl: Except for the fact that you TOTALLY ARE!

Hiroto: I give up.

2 (Kidou) and 8 (Fudou) are lost!

Kidou: …

Fudou: …

NaCl: (on the phone) HOW COULD YOU TWO GET LOST WHILE TRYING TO GET A SODA FROM THE VENDING MACHINE!

Kidou: (holding the phone away from his ear) We took a wrong turn…

Fudou: Many wrong turns…

Kidou: (trips)

Fudou: (tries to catch him)

Five minutes later, back in the main room,

Burn: Whatdya do this time?

Fudou: (leg in a cast) I tried to help Kidou…

Everyone: YOU…TRIED TO HELP…KIDOU!

Burn: That explains why you're in the hospital, but what happened to Kidou?

Kidou: (leg also in a cast) I tripped on my cape…

NaCl: I thought you were a genius, but you get lost on the way to the vending machine and then trip on your cape?

4 (Reina) is 6 (Gouenji)'s best buddy!

Reina: Hey Gouenji!

Gouenji: Aren't you Ulvida?

Reina: (dark aura) It's Yagami Reina…

Gouenji: Y-yes o-of course…

Reina: I'm your sister's new babysitter!

Gouenji: O-okay?

After Reina succeeds in getting Yuuka to sleep, a feat that has been impossible since he had won the Football Frontier International, Reina becomes Gouenji's best friend. The friendship is short-lived as Reina fails to notice the cleverly concealed polish on the stairway while waving good-bye to Gouenji.

In another part of Inazuma Town,

NaCl: Why are so many people in the hospital? Did Gouenji do this?

Reina: (weakly) N-no, it was Yuuka-chan. That girl is not as innocent as she seems…

6 (Gouenji) is bathing.

Gouenji: (getting into the bath) That's two babysitters Yuuka has managed to get rid off in two hours. I need to find someone else until Fuku-san comes back.

He is so caught up in his thoughts that he doesn't notice that he didn't set the temperature of the shower. He puts one leg in and turns on the shower…

Five minutes later,

Doctor: I'm afraid your leg has third-degree burns.

Lil bro & Fudou: (smirks) SERVES YOU RIGHT!

You caught 1 (Hiroto) and 5 (Maquia) holding hands!

NaCl: …

Hiroto: …

Maquia: (excited) LOOK BURN!

Burn: (clearly disinterested) What?

Maquia: HIROTO IS TICKLISH IN HIS HANDS!

Burn: (suddenly excited) REALLY?

Ten minutes later, a certain green-eyed, plate-head Epsilon midfielder is told to stay in her room and not come out while a nurse "accidentally" causes a leg injury to an aforementioned red-haired Prominence Captain…

Gazelle: BURN!

Burn: (flames in his eyes) I…am…going…to…kill someone…

Nurse: Now, you know that you were harassing poor Hiroto-kun.

Burn: POOR!

Nurse: You really should grow up…

NaCl & Gazelle: THAT'S WHAT WE KEEP ON TELLING HIM!

4 (Reina) loves 9 (Hitomiko)!

NaCl: That's incest…

Lil bro: (cackling evilly) AND YURI!

NaCl: And yuri…

Hiroto: (shaking his head) Why am I surrounded by lovebirds?

NaCl: Reina-senpai…would you please get back into your own bed.

Reina: (to busy staring lovestruck at Hitomiko to notice)

NaCl: I GIVE UP! (stomps out of the room)

Lil bro: Someone's not in a good mood…

Sorry 10 (Zel). You're not appearing much.

NaCl: I don't think he minds…he's still passed out…

3 (Aphrodi) and 8 (Fudou) too!

Fudou: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT KIDOU, FOR GETTING LOST ON THE WAY TO THE VENDING MACHINE…

Aphrodi: (still arguing with Gazelle) THAT'S MY CONDITIONER, GIVE IT BACK!

NaCl: I don't think Aphrodi minds…but Fudou looks like he's ready to kill Kidou…

Well then, what do you want to do to these three?

NaCl: (lightbulb) They can go and give Zel nightmares…

Kidou: After he said that you were hot?

NaCl: …HE SAID THAT I WAS HOT?

Kidou: (raising his eyebrows) Is that a problem?

Lil bro: (mutters to Burn) This is why onee-chan doesn't have a boyfriend.

Burn: (nods understandingly) She can be pretty weird… (notices Writer-chan staring at him and gulps)…and pretty scary…

NaCl: BUT HE'S PLATE-HEAD'S BOYFRIEND! OMG, HE'S CHEATING ON HER!

Everyone: (looks at Zel still passed out) …

Name a 3 (Aphrodi) x 7 (Gazelle) title and summary.

Title: Cupid's Arrow

Summary: He was a boy mistaken for a girl…she was a girl mistaken for a boy…he was a god…she was an alien… Aphrodite watches the boy who stole her name and the ultra cool girl fighting amongst each other and smiles wickedly…all it takes is Cupid's arrow and even mortal enemies could fall in love…

NaCl: This actually sounds good!

Aphrodi & Gazelle: (groaning) Somebody shot me…

A minute later, both are soaking wet and yelling at a certain red-haired Genesis captain and a tulip-headed Prominence captain with anger management issues who are each holding a water gun. This incident is so amusing even Reina and Hitomiko stop what they are doing and look over to the commotion…

It's done! How was it?

NaCl: Umm, everyone ended up in the hospital...I don't think it went very well...


NaCl: (sweatdrop)

Burn: (furious) HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME BE IN THE HOSPITAL? I'M NOT ON THAT PATHETIC LIST OF YOURS ANYWAY!

NaCl: I'm going to write the story on Gazelle/Aphrodi, it sounds interesting...

Aphrodi & Gazelle: (dark aura) WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU WRITER-CHAN!

Hiroto & Burn: (stops them) No, we want to see this...