Iruka's Couch Week 1 Sailor Naruto Part 1 Meeting the Scouts.

Me: For the record this is a talk show that Kakashi and Anko hate.

Iruka: (In a Sherlock Holmes outfit grabs a book and sits on a couch near a fire place with Akumaru curled In a ball on a rug.)

Guy : Hug me. ( Iruka hug's Guy who looks like Watson to me)

How did you get this place?

Iruka: Lord hokage's letting me do a show.

Kakashi: You both need Straight Plan for the gay man

Anko: Ding ding. Fags Gone wild eh Kakashi

Kakashi: For all that is good I will destroy the show.

Anko: Come on Kakashi let's go watch one of T.J.K.'s and Shadow's shows.

(they leave)

Iruka : enjoy this weeks section of Iruka's Couch Sailor Naruto part 1

(Naruto, Saske, and Sakura sits in Kakashi's house with Naruto's collection of Sailor Moon magna. Kakashi is reading Sailor Scout Paradise.)

Naruto: Sailor Scouts rule! Believe it!

Sakura : I never knew we all like sailor moon.

Saske : I prefer Sailor Mars. Speaking of which Naruto can I have one of those Sailor Mars posters.

Naruto: Sure. Why? (Naruto looks at him strangely)

Saske : For my little friend.

(Kakashi laughs hard )

Kakashi : Saske have fun with that.

( After giving Kakashi the finger Saske runs to the bathroom.)

Naruto : When you got to go you got to go. I learned that the hard way.

Sakura : The book is glowing

( Yes it sucked theme in. Ten minutes later Saske Yells.)

Saske: Damn Zipper.

(Yells again and runs out. And gets sucked in)

Iruka: Time to interupt.

Scott: I'm Scott. I Like Unicorns. What's that behind you Iruka?

Cheese: I like the fair.

Iruka : Cheese go home.

Cheese : Okay. ( Cheese goes by Fred FredBurger)

Fred Fredburger: Yes. This is Cheese.

Cheese: Cheese and Crakers

Crakers: I hate you Cheese.

Bloo : How can you hate Cheese? Cheese and Crackers is written in stone like Peanut Butter and Jelly.

Crakers: Your right.

Fred Fredburger: Yes. I like nachos.

Iruka: Back to the story. That's enough.

(Out of a portal Naruto falls flat on his face. Kakashi lands on his feet and catches sakura. Sailor moon and the group show up.)

Sailor Moon : Who are you?

Sailor Mini Moon: It's Naruto. From the show.

Sakura: Perhaps since in our world your a story, here we are a story.

Kakashi: This has Iruka written all over it.

(Just then out of thhe portal Saske falls. Sakura catches him.)

Luna: They are dimension scouts. ( Luna gives the boys wands. they transform Sakura pills a tuxedo mask transfirmation.)

Iruka: Out of time sorry. Tune in next time.