Iruka's Couch Week 1 Sailor Naruto Part 1 Meeting the Scouts.
Me: For the record this is a talk show that Kakashi and Anko hate.
Iruka: (In a Sherlock Holmes outfit grabs a book and sits on a couch near a fire place with Akumaru curled In a ball on a rug.)
Guy : Hug me. ( Iruka hug's Guy who looks like Watson to me)
How did you get this place?
Iruka: Lord hokage's letting me do a show.
Kakashi: You both need Straight Plan for the gay man
Anko: Ding ding. Fags Gone wild eh Kakashi
Kakashi: For all that is good I will destroy the show.
Anko: Come on Kakashi let's go watch one of T.J.K.'s and Shadow's shows.
(they leave)
Iruka : enjoy this weeks section of Iruka's Couch Sailor Naruto part 1
(Naruto, Saske, and Sakura sits in Kakashi's house with Naruto's collection of Sailor Moon magna. Kakashi is reading Sailor Scout Paradise.)
Naruto: Sailor Scouts rule! Believe it!
Sakura : I never knew we all like sailor moon.
Saske : I prefer Sailor Mars. Speaking of which Naruto can I have one of those Sailor Mars posters.
Naruto: Sure. Why? (Naruto looks at him strangely)
Saske : For my little friend.
(Kakashi laughs hard )
Kakashi : Saske have fun with that.
( After giving Kakashi the finger Saske runs to the bathroom.)
Naruto : When you got to go you got to go. I learned that the hard way.
Sakura : The book is glowing
( Yes it sucked theme in. Ten minutes later Saske Yells.)
Saske: Damn Zipper.
(Yells again and runs out. And gets sucked in)
Iruka: Time to interupt.
Scott: I'm Scott. I Like Unicorns. What's that behind you Iruka?
Cheese: I like the fair.
Iruka : Cheese go home.
Cheese : Okay. ( Cheese goes by Fred FredBurger)
Fred Fredburger: Yes. This is Cheese.
Cheese: Cheese and Crakers
Crakers: I hate you Cheese.
Bloo : How can you hate Cheese? Cheese and Crackers is written in stone like Peanut Butter and Jelly.
Crakers: Your right.
Fred Fredburger: Yes. I like nachos.
Iruka: Back to the story. That's enough.
(Out of a portal Naruto falls flat on his face. Kakashi lands on his feet and catches sakura. Sailor moon and the group show up.)
Sailor Moon : Who are you?
Sailor Mini Moon: It's Naruto. From the show.
Sakura: Perhaps since in our world your a story, here we are a story.
Kakashi: This has Iruka written all over it.
(Just then out of thhe portal Saske falls. Sakura catches him.)
Luna: They are dimension scouts. ( Luna gives the boys wands. they transform Sakura pills a tuxedo mask transfirmation.)
Iruka: Out of time sorry. Tune in next time.
