This is a fict about if daisuke was black and how his life would be……..

Warning very weird and some profanity and racism definitely not for the weak hearted.

Review, flame whatever

I don't onw DNangel or anthing but obviously if I could then I would!

Diasuke was walking down to station to catch the train to school, it was a sunny day, blue sky, birds' chirping away you know the usual.

Risa "Niwa kun my nigga what up?" slapping daisuke on the back.

Daisuke "Cough cough nothing much he he ?" Man I hate being the only black person in town everyone refers to me as a Nigger don't they know that is racist and if they were in America they would be shot dead? Stupid bitch, but man she has got a fine ass…….

"Risa I really like your hair it shine so brightly in the sun, how did you get it like that?" said Daisuke smirking slightly.

Risa "Thanks that's so cute of you, well " she went into a long explanation on how she washes her hair and uses 3 conditioners and brushes it one hundred times each morning.

When she finally stopped Daisuke ask "Wow that so interesting (not) I need some help with my hair and could you help me with my homework this evening? Come over to my place?" Even though I know you are a retard, he thought.

Risa "Why of course I will daisuke I was supposed to help Riku but screw her so yeah cool bro" she winked. Damn I would love to screw her imagined daisuke.

By this time they had already arrived at school.

"Yes" whispered Daisuke the bitch is mine and I will win this bet against Satoshi the pale bastard. Maybe a threesome if I am lucky contemplated Daisuke as he watched Riku's ass while she cleaned the blackboard in the classroom.

"Hey Riku did I ever tell you how I love your beautiful silky hair?"

Okay so what do you think?

More laughs in the second chapter i promise!