Dinner at the Potters took an unexpected turn today. Mrs. Potter shared her biggest secret with her family, Sirius included.

"I'm a serial killer" She announces on this Sunday evening. Everyone is flabbergasted. What happened to the festive, nice, caring woman that the rest of her family knew? Why did she decide to tell them this today? What was special about today?

Finally James and Sirius break from their stupor . "What?!" the boys screech at the same time.

Nodding solemnly, Mrs. Potter elaborates, "I'm sorry family but alas, it's true. I have killed a multitude people, on a many occasions. So many people died. All the people I've murdered, and all their twisted ways, their terrible, horrible ways. Why, I remember this one time I sent a man to his death. This particular man told me his life story just moments before I slaughtered him. He was hundreds of years old, around two thousand actually. I was his best friend in fact. He told me about when we were eight, when we were eight he looked into the time vortex. From that day on all he could hear was the beating of drums. Boom Boom Boom Boom he told me they did. He called himself the Master. "

Recognizing what his mother is talking about James groans. "Mom," he whines " That never happened to you! how many times do we have to tell you that you're NOT the doctor?!"

Mrs. Potter looks thoroughly confused now. "Oh..."

Secret sharing is always fun at family dinner.