Give yourself to the Holy Savior, the almighty one. The Alpha and Omega. Life and death. Give yourself to Emperor Ice Cream Man, and to the empire. All who sacrifice themselves shall be rewarded one dildo, one rock, one smegma & AIDS infected goat, one blow up hooker, one Mormon slave, and one Ice Cream. These 6 objects will ultimately defeat our enemy, the Unholy Shit of the Lake of Fire: Lucifuck.
Good luck, warriors of the Ice Cream Empire. Emperor Ice Cream Man will be watching you, eating ice cream. So don't fuck up, or you're going to die.
