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The Arrangement

Chapter 1: Honeymoon Fever Part 1

Day 1

Brittany's POV

I hear the hotel receptionist calling us over to the desk because it is our turn to check in but I pretend not to hear her. "Next please" the receptionist says again but I ignore her and make no attempt to move, Santana doesn't move either so she must be preoccupied or doing the same as me. "NEXT PLEASE" the receptionist calls more sternly this time so Santana and I rush over to the desk with our luggage.

"Sorry… sorry, I was too wrapped up in my new wife, it is our honeymoon you see" I say smiling. "We just got married and I just can't keep my hands off of my new wife, isn't that right babe" I say grabbing Santana's ass jolting her slightly causing her to glare at me. "We got so lost in one another we never heard you calling us" I lie.

"That's charming" the receptionist replies but judging by her tone she doesn't really care what I have to say. "Can I have your name please?"

"It's Hansen, Bethany and Sandra Hansen" I say sweetly.

"Sorry I don't appear to see a booking in that name" the receptionist informs us.

I go to speak but Santana interjects "That is probably because she is talking crap." Santana then glares at me. "The name is Lopez, Brittany and Santana Lopez, we booked the honeymoon suite for seven days, beginning today."

"Oh yes, I see that name. You are in our penthouse honeymoon suite" the receptionist, whose name I now realise is Jill, tells us.

"Cool" I reply smiling.

"Can you get a move on with the booking please so I can get to my room" Santana says impatiently while sporting a frown.

"Your new wife doesn't seem as happy as you do" Jill says looking at me.

"Nah she is, she is just desperate to get me on my own" I say smiling as I place my arm over Santana's shoulder. "Aren't you baby?" I ask but get no response so instead I slap Santana's ass and give it a firm squeeze causing my wife to once again jolt forward, this time gritting her teeth before applying a fake smile to her face.

"Oh yes my sweet, desperate to get you alone so we can start our honeymoon as we wish to go on." Santana smiles at the receptionist and then me. "You are far too sexy to resist honey." Santana then pulls me close and give me a sloppy kiss on the lips.

"O-k then" Jill says before running through the details with us and explaining all of the facilities on offer at the hotel and when the restaurant will be open for our meals, should we wish to eat within the hotel. We also received information on the bars, clubs, activities, swimming pools, gym and some other stuff that I zoned out on when I got bored listening. "This is your key card. I will give you two copies, one for each of you. Should you lose your key card then it will be fifty dollars to get a replacement."

"Fifty dollars?" I ask shocked.

"Yes Miss, this is a very prestigious hotel. Things don't come cheap" Jill responds.

"No they don't" I say after glancing at a cocktail menu with some very pricey drinks on it.

"You will be staying in room number 933" Jill says sliding the key cards over to us.

"I was hoping it would be 69 or something" I say smirking before winking at my wife.

"Brittany for goodness sake" Santana says and I can't help but laugh. "Just give me the key cards and excuse her, immaturity is one of her biggest problems, not something I particularly like about her."

"Why did you marry her then?" Jill asks.

"You know something Jane, I honestly do not know" Santana says before looking at me. "I really do not know."

"It is because you love me darling" I say smiling. "Plus I am amazing in bed" I add which causes Santana to scowl. "You can't help who you fall in love with, the heart wants what the heart wants."

"I guess so" Santana says sighing and then throws her bag over her shoulder and grabbing her suitcase on wheels before taking both key cards. Santana then starts to walk away. "Hurry up will you, I do not have all day."

"Coming my darling wife" I say as I follow Santana and eventually catch up with her. "Make it look believable will you?" I ask, talking through a smile.

"Get to fuck" Santana says through a fake smile. We then enter the elevator and click the button for our floor, standing in silence for a few minutes.

"Look I get it ok, you are not my biggest fan but I am doing this for you so at least make it look like you want to be married to me, it only needs to be six months so come on" I say.

"Fine but why the heck did you have to book a honeymoon of such calibre, no one will see us on our honeymoon" Santana says. When Santana says no one she means the people from back home in New York. Santana's a lawyer who has a minority share in the firm she works for. There are two other lawyers within the firm, another minority shareholder and the majority shareholder who owns fifty percent of the business. To cut a long boring story short, the majority shareholder is retiring and Santana wants to buy him out however, during a meeting Santana found out the guy would only sell to someone who wasn't single because he was convinced someone who wasn't in a stable relationship wouldn't be able to keep the firm afloat so in the heat of the moment Santana blurted out she was soon to be married because she was desperate to own more of the firm. The trouble is though: Santana wasn't soon to be married, she wasn't even dating at the time. The marriage between her and I is fake.

You are probably wondering how I came into all this, well I work part time at the firm as an assistant so Santana was venting to me during a lunch break one day and I offered to help her out. I suggested we get married and then divorce about six months later once Santana has got the shares signed over to her. I only offered to help because I love helping people plus if I am being honest if I am working at the firm I would prefer Santana takes over more of the business than someone new coming in and my job is at risk.

"I booked this honeymoon so we could have some fun, if I am married to you for the next 6 months then I need some fun that's for sure" I say. "You're not the most fun person to be around at times however, I definitely do think you are more fun than the rest of the office think about you." I'm a professional dancer and I've got a degree in dance choreography but my job doesn't provide me with enough hours so that's why I work as an assistant at Santana's law firm a few hours a week.

"Right ok, I guess I do have to thank you for helping me out so I suppose the least you deserve is a decent vacation" Santana replies.

"Thank you, it is nice to feel appreciated, I mean I did shift part of my life to help you so being thankful is the least you can do" I say. Santana wouldn't be my idea of someone I could see myself in a relationship with but she is a decent person and is good at her job so I feel it is my duty as a good natured human being to help her out. If the shoe was on the other foot I know I would like someone to help me out a little.

"I know so thanks" Santana says.

"I bet you are excited to spend some time in Las Vegas though eh, even if it has to be with me" I say.

"You're not too bad. You are probably the only person I can stand at work so kudos to you" Santana says and I thank her. Once the elevator pings we both hurry out with our luggage. I go to the left and Santana goes to the right.

"This way sweet cheeks" I say smirking and then laughing when Santana give me a row for calling her that. She then follows me until we reach our suite and I grab the key cards from Santana and open the door. Before Santana can walk in I stop her.

"What?" Santana asks. "Why can't I walk in?"

"Just wait there until I put the luggage in" I say but Santana just looks at me confused. "Just do it ok?" Santana nods and waits outside the door while I make a couple of trips to put the two large suitcases and two luggage bags inside then I go back out to the corridor. "Now you may go inside" I say before bending down and picking Santana up bridal style.

"What the fuck ya doing?" Santana says hitting me.

"Carrying you over the threshold" I respond.

"Oh no, no way I do not think so Brittany, nu uh" Santana says.

"Oh ok so do you want to carry me then or…" I ask.

"No, no one is carrying anyone, anywhere" Santana says. "We can both walk through the door so that's exactly what we will do."

I pout "Please, pretty please it is just a bit of fun" I say. "I am not asking you to sleep with me or anything. Just a little fun, it may be your only chance after all you did tell me that you will never get married so this fake thing is the closest you will ever get so we may as well try to make it fun or else it will be a long 6 months" I reason.

"Fine you can carry me but any funny business and I will beat you up" Santana tries to threaten but I know she doesn't mean it.

"I understand" I say before Santana hooks her right arm round my neck and I lift her under her knees with my right hand while putting my left hand under her back. I then walk inside the hotel suite, kicking the door closed behind me before gently putting Santana back on solid ground. "Welcome to your honeymoon suite."

"Wow...Jesus fuck look at it" Santana says in astonishment.

"I know right, it's amazing" I say smirking. "The view is awesome, especially since it is night-time and you can see all the bright lights illuminating the area."

"How much did you spend on this?" Santana asks.

"Oh this didn't cost me anything" I reply as Santana looks at me confused. "It was your money darling."

"WHAT!" Santana shouts. "Britt-nay."

"What?" I say laughing. "You are the one who threw a bunch of credit cards in my face and said do whatever it takes to make this shit believable so I did" I reply. "I was merely following out your orders."

"By paying this much for a fucking fake honeymoon?" Santana asks. "One that probably won't really prove anything other than how much money I can carelessly throw around." I just nod at Santana. "Would a small hotel with a nice honeymoon suite not have sufficed, something that seemed cosy unlike a huge big thing that is bigger than my apartment?"

"Your apartment is fucking massive Santana" I retort.

"I know" Santana says. "That was exactly the point I was trying to prove."

"Look it is paid for now so let's just enjoy ourselves" I say and Santana sighs. "Las Vegas really is beautiful at night, the views are just breath-taking."

"I think I am going to go to bed now. I am really tired, it's been a long couple of days" Santana says.

"Cool I am tired as well so I will be going soon too" I reply taking my shoes off, feeling the worlds softest rug under my bare feet.

"Ok so do you want the bed and I will take the couch or shall I have the bed and you have the couch" Santana says and I shrug.

"We can both take the bed, it is a double right?" I ask.

"It is a fucking massive double" Santana answers.

"We will both take it then, enough room for us both" I reply.

"Will it not be awkward though?" Santana asks. "Since we are not really together then two single people sharing a bed could get awkward could it not?"

"Look Santana do you plan on pouncing on me or not?" I ask straight to the point.

"No of course I won't, fucking hell Brittany who do you take me for?" Santana asks.

"Good, well there is nothing to be awkward about is there" I say. "You are a lesbian who doesn't fancy me and I am a straight girl who is into dudes so I won't try anything so I think we are both safe sharing a bed."

"You are really not my type at all" Santana says. "You're like way too blonde and skinny for me and a little immature if I'm being honest."

"Thanks for that honey but get your attitude changed because the moment we step back in New York then you need to be ready to say that you are totally into me as I am your wife" I say seriously. "I'm not doing this for a laugh, I married you to help you out but if you don't put your all into it then I will not be happy."

"You're my fake wife, not my wife wife" Santana says.

"Fake to you and me honey but real to everyone else so get acting, I am deadly serious here" I say. "I didn't need to marry you so this marriage better work and get you a larger chunk of the business because I didn't shake up my life for it to all be for nothing."

"I am a lawyer, we act all the time, usually on other people's behalves but act all the same so I am used to acting" Santana says smiling.

"Ha fucking ha, your material is out of this world honey" I say.

"I know, anyway I am going to bed, night Brittany" Santana says smiling.

"Good night Mrs Lopez" I reply smiling as well. Santana just sticks her middle finger up at me in response, now who's the immature one. "I thought you liked that name, you are the one who wanted to keep Lopez but I would have been happy with either."

"I don't mind Lopez I just don't like the Mrs. Part. You should be happy that you have changed to that name because it is better than being called Pierce."

"Hey what is wrong with Pierce?" I ask defensively.

"What is right with it Brittany, it sounds like something that I would do to a balloon to pop it or something I do to a meal for one from the store before I put it in the microwave" Santana responds.

"Aw you eat meals for one, that's cute" I say cheekily.

"I'm going to bed, goodnight" Santana says while walking off to the bedroom with her suitcase. "Sleep well." I say goodnight to Santana before she goes into the bedroom and I take a seat on the couch. When I pull out my iPhone, I realise I have like four missed calls from home. 'Shit I was supposed to call my mom when I got here, she must be worried.' I quickly dial the number and after the fourth ring I hear my mom, Susan's voice.

"Hello…" my mom says.

"Hey mom, it is me" I say.

"Oh you're alive sweetheart" my mom says, obviously a little annoyed that I didn't phone.

"Of course I am mom, Santana and I just got so caught up checking in and finding our room and stuff so it has been a little hectic since we got off the plane so I forgot to phone, I am sorry" I apologise.

"It is ok darling, so how are things?" mom asks and I tell her everything; about the hotel, the honeymoon suite, Las Vegas and the Italian restaurant I saw on the way here that I had to beg Santana to promise me that we could go to. My mom then asks about Santana and how she is.

"She's good mom" I reply.

"That's excellent" my mom says. "I am so happy for you although everything seemed a little rushed, the engagement was short and you got married almost immediately, I didn't even know you were dating her."

"I know mom but we love one another so what is the point in waiting, we just wanted to make it official" I lie. I hate lying to my mom but I also don't want to feel guilty knowing that if there was something I could do to help someone and I didn't do it.

"It was unexpected that you were getting married at twenty two and especially to a woman but hey, if my baby girl is happy then so am I and so is your dad" my mom says. "So has Santana phoned her parents to say she has arrived or do you want me to contact them save you girls some credit" my mom asks and I am a little hesitant. "I can give Maria and Paul a quick ring."

"You don't need to do that" I say. Santana doesn't have the best relationship with her parents so they are not that close. They did come to the wedding but apart from that Santana doesn't see them or talk to them much. After another ten minutes on the phone with my mom, I politely tell her that I better get to bed because Santana is waiting. I didn't want to be rude and say 'get off the phone mom I want to go to sleep' so I used Santana as an excuse. "Night mom, say goodnight to dad for me" I say before telling my mom I love her then hanging up.

"That your mom" Santana asks and I jump.

"Jeez Santana, way to give a girl a fright. I thought you were in bed" I say.

"Sorry, I was just coming to get a glass of water" Santana replies.

"Right" I reply. "It was my mom, she said I had to tell you goodnight from her and my dad."

Santana sighs "Brittany if you want us to stop this whole thing then we will because your parents are nice people and I don't want to harm them."

"I said I would help you and I am going to do just that, ok" I say. "This was my idea so don't feel bad, ok."

"Ok and thank you Brittany" Santana says and I tell her it is not problem. I asked her if she wanted to phone her parents but she declined. "My relationship with my parents is complicated and I would feel more silly phoning them than not phoning them plus we are not close like that like you and your parents are" Santana says. "They only came to the wedding because they thought they had to not because they wanted to, they only came so people didn't think it was strange they did not turn up, they only done it for themselves and if it was my real wedding then I would be devastated so they don't deserve to know anything more about me." I nod at Santana, her parents are clearly a touchy subject for her so I don't bother asking any more on that topic. "Like you said let's try make this week fun so the best way to start a fun week is to eliminate Paul and Maria from the brain."

"Ok cool" I reply before Santana and I get ready for bed.

"Do you have a side... like on the bed?" Santana asks and I shake my head.

"Not really, I can sleep anywhere" I reply.

"I will take the left of the bed then, that ok?" Santana asks and I nod before Santana gets into bed and I undress. "I am going to sleep in underwear tonight so try and control yourself because of my hotness" I say to which Santana laughs.


Day 2

When I woke up Santana was not in bed anymore, she was already all dressed for the day, tidying up our suite. I rub my eyes when I enter the living room area due to the bright light. "Good morning, what time is it?" I ask.

"Morning" Santana replies. "It is just before eight o'clock. I couldn't sleep anymore, I am that used to getting up at 5am then when I got up at 7am it felt extremely late. Apologies if I woke you up" Santana says.

"Nah it is ok, to be honest I would like to be awake early because it will give me more time to spend in Las Vegas because this week will go quick" I say.

"I unpacked your case and hung some stuff up and folded some stuff, that ok or am I butting in too much?" Santana asks and I laugh, telling her thanks and it was fine.

"So wifey how about I get ready and we go for a little breakfast down stairs to the restaurant, I am badly craving eggs" I suggest.

"That sounds good but don't call me wifey" Santana says and I apologise before telling her I will be twenty minutes to get ready and then we can go down stairs.

After 30 minutes we finally reach the restaurant and realise that there is two, one where you can sit in and eat a specified breakfast from the menu which seemed very fancy or one where you can eat as much as you want from the buffet which seemed a little more relaxed. When I looked in each restaurant I released that my clothing attire wasn't suitable for the fancier restaurant with the majority of patrons wearing either suits or fancy dresses compared to my shorts, tank top and converse sneakers. "Let's take the buffet because that restaurant looks too high profile for me" I say pointing to the fancier one.

"No problem" Santana replies before leading me into the restaurant we chose.

"Good morning ladies" the waiter addresses us as we walk in.

"Good morning" I reply smiling.

"Can I have your name and room number please?" the waiter asks. I guess it must be to prevent people from turning up to breakfast twice and having more food than they should.

"Certainly" I reply. "We are in room 933 and the name is Lopez."

The waiter looks over the list in front of him and when he finds it he ticks the name off. "Thank you, enjoy your breakfast ladies" he says before we head over to the buffet and grab some plates.

"It all smells and looks delicious" I say and Santana nods.

"My main priority is getting a cup of coffee above everything else" Santana informs me before making a beeline to the coffee machine when she spots it. I slowly follow her after I have my food and then we both grab a table. "I'm going to grab something to eat while the coffee cools, do you have enough?"

"I'm fine thanks" I rely.

Once Santana sits back down at the table we discuss what we plan on doing on our first full day here. Eventually we decided on exploring the hotel and going a walk around the area to see what else we can do this week out with our hotel. Santana informed me that she wants to at least have a couple of days by the pool to top up her tan so when we get back home she doesn't need to go for a spray tan. While we are here I suggested we visit some common attractions in Las Vegas but Santana informed me that sightseeing really isn't her thing, she soon changed her mind when I promised her that we could go shopping to the extraordinary mall I saw on the bus ride to our hotel.

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After a day filled with exploring and walking about we went back to our hotel suite to shower and get ready to have a late dinner in one of the restaurants the hotel has to offer.

"I think we should make a toast" I suggest after we ordered our meals and bought a bottle of wine.

"Ok, what shall we toast?" Santana asks.

"To us" I say raising my glass. "Let's make these next six months go by as smoothly as possible while also making sure that you sort out your paperwork and become the majority owner. Also let's promise to try and have fun throughout these months because it will be a long six months if they are unenjoyable."

"To us" Santana says clinking her glass against mine. "I know I am your boss but I want you to know that I am really grateful for what you are doing for me and it would be nice if I could call you my friend."

"Outside of work I am your friend Santana" I say. "I can tell that outside of work you aren't as uptight or bossy."

"When I am at work I need to act professional" Santana says. "I have to admit that sometimes I can come across a little harsher than I intend to but it's only because I love my job and I am serious about making sure my company is a success."

"I like that about you" I say sincerely, Santana is a woman who knows what she wants and I admire that. "I find a career driven woman quite sexy actually" I say, throwing a playful smirk in Santana's direction.

"You're straight" Santana responds.

"Not for the next six months I'm not if this ring is anything to go by" I say, wigging my left ring finger showing off my wedding band.

"Are you sure you are ok with this?" Santana asks again and I playfully roll my eyes. "Sorry, I know I keep asking this but I just want to make sure you are one hundred percent sure."

"I am one hundred percent sure" I say. "Especially since I get to rub it in everyone's faces at work that I am banging our hot boss."

"Except you're not" Santana says raising her eyebrow.

"They do not need to know that" I say shrugging.

"Well just remember, when we are at work nothing changes" Santana says. "We do not need to act married at work, I don't want my professionalism to slip."

"I hear you, I get the impression even if we were married for real then we probably wouldn't look married" I say. Santana Lopez aka my boss is a completely different person in the office than she is out of office.


Day 3

I really wanted to go sightseeing today but Santana was dead set against it so in the end I ended up going a walk around the area while Santana sunbathed by the hotel pool and then we met up for a late lunch before I joined Santana to sunbathe for the remainder of the afternoon. "I think that is enough sun for me today" I say when it reaches five in the evening. "Anymore and I will just burn burn burn" I say. I have really pale skin so it doesn't matter how much sunscreen I put on I still manage to look like a tomato, Santana on the other hand, she looks like she could stay out here all day and gather up a nice tan.

"I have had enough too" Santana says as she sits up. "How about we head up to the room and then go out later for some dinner?"

"Sounds good" I say before we both collect our things and head back to our suite.

"I think I am going to have a shower" Santana says when we enter our room.

"Cool, I will get in the bathroom after you" I reply. "I am just going to give my mom a quick phone call and let her know how everything is going."

"No problem" Santana says before going for her shower.

"Hello" my mom says when she picks up the phone.

"Hey mom, it's me" I reply. "How are you?"

"I am very well darling, how are you?" my mom asks.

"Not bad" I reply. "How's work?"

"Never mind about me, I want to know about your honeymoon" my mom says excitedly. "What have you been doing today?" my mom asks and I then tell her all about the honeymoon so far and what we plan on doing over the next few days. "Zoe wants to speak to you." Zoe is my annoying older sister, deep down I love her dearly though.

"You may as well let me speak to her then" I say.

"Ok darling speak to you soon, love you bye" my mom says.

"Bye mom, I love you too" I say before I hear a bit of rustling as my mom and Zoe swap over and then my sister comes on the phone.

"Hello little sis" Zoe says.

"Hey sis, what's going on?" I reply.

"Not much, how is the honeymoon?" Zoe asks.

"Yeah, its fine" I say.

"Just fine?" Zoe questions.

"I mean it's amazing, I am having so much fun" I say truthfully because I am actually having fun.

"Good, so how was it?" Zoe asks, confusing me.

"How was what?" I ask confused, was she not listening to me. I have already said how the honeymoon is.

"You know, consummating the marriage" Zoe replies as if it is obvious.

"Zoe!" I screech. Not only do I wish not to talk about sex over the phone but I certainly do not want to talk about it to my sister, Zoe and I don't really share that type of stuff. If I want to talk about sex I talk to my best friend not my sister.

"What?" Zoe says. "You did have sex didn't you?"

"Eh well..." I get out before Zoe cuts me off.

"Brittany come on, I know fine well that you guys never had sex before the wedding" Zoe tells me. "It was obvious by the way you acted around one another, you barely kissed, the only time I saw you kiss was at the wedding and even then it looked a little awkward which means it wasn't an everyday thing for you two" Zoe says. "Kissing I mean."

"Zoe you are my older sister and I love you but I am afraid I am going to need to get cheeky with you here. My intimate marriage details is my business and my business only not yours" I say with a harsh tone.

"Your intimate what?" Santana asks when she walks into the room.

"Oh geez Santana I got a fright there, hold on Zoe" I say as I pull the phone away from my ear and cover the speaking part. "Zoe keeps asking if we consummated the marriage" I whisper to Santana.

"If we what?" Santana asks, indicating she can't hear me.

"If we consummated the marriage" I repeat in a whisper.

"Brittany I have no idea what you are saying?" Santana says impatiently.

"Bloody hell, get in the bedroom" I say as I drop the phone to the living room couch and then I gently shove Santana into the bedroom area. "Zoe is on the phone and she keeps asking if we consummated the marriage last night, you know if we ha..."

"Had sex, I know what consummated the marriage means" Santana interrupts rolling her eyes.

"Well you didn't know what it meant through there" I say pointing to the living room.

"I just couldn't hear you through there could I" Santana says. "I didn't even know your voice could reach an octave that low."

"Anyway I don't know what to say" I say.

"Just say yes or no" Santana states. "You don't need to go into detail about your answer."

"Ok, so did we or didn't we?" I ask.

"We did" Santana confirms.

"Oh did we, I don't remember" I say playfully. "You would've thought I would remember" I say with a wink.

"Just behave and tell her we did, if we want this marriage to be believable then we need to at least make it seem like we have sex" Santana says.

"Ok" I reply before I go back through to the living room and pick up the phone again. "Sorry about that Zoe" I apologise to my sister. "I was chatting to Santana, she just came out of the shower and I had to speak to her about something."

"That's ok" Zoe replies. "Did you not shower with her?"

"No I did not go in the shower with her Zoe, no" I say, getting annoyed at my sister's want to talk about things I don't want to talk about.

"Why not, Santana is a hot girl and she looks smoking dressed so she must be incredible to look at when she is naked" Zoe says and before I know it I am replying without even meaning to.

"Yeah I bet she is" I say before regretting it.

"You bet she is, Brittany you should know she is" Zoe says.

"That's what I meant, she is smoking naked" I try to say convincingly.

"You haven't done it have you?" Zoe asks.

"Had sex?" I ask causing Zoe to hum. "Of course I have slept with my wife" I reply in as realistically a voice as I can.

"Are you sure?" Zoe asks but before I can answer my sister is talking again. "I think you never joined her in the shower because you've never done it with her in the first place." Why the heck does my twenty four year old sister need to act so flaming immature?

"I do not need to explain myself to you" I say annoyed. "Maybe I just didn't want to join her in the shower, jeez Zoe give me a break, I am never this nosy about your relationships" I say, feeling riled up by my sister.

"That is because I actually have a normal relationship where there is sex" Zoe says cheekily and if I was near her right now I would slap her, I can just picture the cheeky grin on her face.

"Our relationship is normal and we do have sex" I state angrily.

"Yeah right. It is not even a real relationship" Zoe says, I don't know why but something about my sister just really gets to me.

"It is real Zoe, why are you being so cheeky to me?" I ask.

"Give me the phone" Santana demands before grabbing the phone from me.

"Ok listen up here Zoe, I am only going to say this once so listen carefully" Santana says in her bossy work voice. "Your sister is my wife and we love one another and we have a perfect relationship where there is plenty of sex" Santana says. "You may think a relationship is based on sex but it's not, it involves lots of other things as well" Santana continues. "Brittany and I did consummate our relationship and it was amazing so amazing in fact that we can't keep our hands off one another and another thing she didn't join me in the shower because I joined her in the bath an hour ago so why don't you go back to your own pathetic sex life so I can get back to my wife. Goodbye" Santana says before hanging up.

"That was sort-a sexy there" I say in awe.

"Brittany no, it wasn't sexy at all, you need to be more aggressive sometimes. I only interfered because I thought you looked a little out of your depth" Santana says.

"Sorry but my sister just gets to me sometimes" I say.

"Ok and I get that but are you going to be like that with everyone who may question our marriage?" Santana asks but then continues. "Because since it is not real then there could be a few questions so we both need to be prepared to defend it to make it look real."

"I know that but it is just my sister I find hard to convince about things because she knows me so well so she can always tell, even through a phone, if I am not being a hundred percent true" I admit.

"I guess we just need to practice then because if she knows you so well then she could figure everything out and we would be busted" Santana says.

"I know" I reply. "I promise by the end of the honeymoon I will be well practiced" I say with a smile. If you know me then you know I never let a challenge beat me. Santana then sits down next to me and I can tell by her face what she is about to say. "No Santana, I am not backing out, we are doing this ok" I say. "It is only six months and I want to help you, we are already legally married now so we may as well continue."

"As long as you are sure" Santana says and I nod.

"I am, are you sure?" I ask.

Santana nods, "Like you said, we've already got legally married so the biggest part is over with so we may as well carry on."

"That's settled then" I say before standing up. "I am going in the tub and then we can get organised for dinner."

"Ok" Santana says before I go for my bath.


A/N: That's the first chapter, let me know what you think and if I should continue. To anyone who is reading my other fics, I will be updating them shortly. I went through a period of writer's block but I've got a better perspective on them now so I will hopefully be updating soon.