Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail nor any of its characters.
"We've been over this countless times. Just get on the-"
"FUCK YOU! That's what I say! Your fucking Troia sucks and it never works, you little bitch! "
He always became foul-mouthed when it was time for these sorts of endeavours.
Zeref, hands still pushing against the black dragon's shoulders, crudely rammed his head between his shoulder blades in an attempt to headbutt the dragon into moving.
However, the beast's human form was firmly rooted in place, leaning as far back from the gently rocking ship before him as he could, like a mule refusing to move.
"You'll make a scene if you fly into the kingdom, and you can't simply walk there." he reasoned, pushing with all his strength.
Acnologia turned to glower at him sharply, gaze piercing.
"Fucking watch me."
Zeref struggled to restrain an eye-roll. "You need to at least cross the sea. "
"I'll fucking walk, I swear. But I am not. Getting. On. That. THING." The behemoth of a man punctuated savagely.
The Dark Wizard stared at him directly, a twinkle of amusement and exasperation in his red eyes.
"Really? I wasn't aware you possessed the ability to walk atop the sea." he said sardonically.
Acnologia hissed, baring his jagged teeth. "I'll think of something!"
So I had this dumb little idea that what if Acnologia got incredibly terrible motion sickness in his human form - like worse than Natsu - and Zeref has had to struggle with his tantrums when it comes time to use vehicles. Literally every single time, Acnologia just leans right back, like a 45 degree angle, and Zeref just has to push him and sometimes bodily throw himself into Acnologia to throw the guy off balance.
:,D it's just a silly thing that made me laugh (a lot) when I thought of it. I know it would be utterly ridiculous and not happen canonically, but hey, isn't that what fanworks are for?
