The Greenville Railway: Rodney's Problem

Rodney is an LBSCS E2 tank engine. He is Thomas' cousin as a matter of fact. But there one thing that had bothered him, the girls. Metra, Lizzie, and Izzie all love him and never leave him alone. One morning, he was getting fired up and reading the local newspaper.

Rodney: Hmm? 'Thomas Takes Home Trophy For Sodor At Great Railway Show' Well, good for-"

Metra: LOOK OUT RODNEY! *comes rushing out of nowhere, stops infront of Rodney, Metra gives Rodney a kiss on the cheek*"

Rodney: *blushes* H-hey Metra."

Metra: *innocently* Oops. Sorry Rodney. Didn't see that one coming. He-he." Later, Rodney arrived at a three way split track. He heard giggling from two twins he recognized.

Rodney: Lizzie and Izzie?" The twins come rushing down the tracks on the side and Rodney was stuck between them. They both smooch him on his cheeks.

Rodney: AGAIN?!" Later...again, he was at the wash down to clean his face, when Susan pulled up.

Susan: Lemme guess, Lizzie, Izzie, and Metra?"

Rodney: You're the only one who understands me, sweetie."

Susan: Aw, thanks." The two engines make out.