Everyone's favorite samurai rangers are normal high school students, Mike can't decide between two girls so he asks best friend Jayden to keep one busy while he tries dating one. Based on the Boy Meets World episode The Beard
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Chapter One
They were sitting in English class bored out of their minds. Jayden did his best to stay awake while the teacher talked about Hamlet. On his left his friend Antonio was pretending to take notes, his friend Kevin on his right was taking serious notes and behind him sat his friend Mike. Mike never cared about school so he was probably asleep with his eyes open.
When the teacher turned his back to the class, the blonde sitting in front of Jayden handed him a note. "Jayden, could you pass this to Mike?" She whispered.
"Sure," Jayden sighed heavily and carefully passed the note to Mike behind him.
Their history class wasn't much better. The teacher was talking about President Kennedy. "In October 1962 young President Kennedy is faced with a seemingly impossible dilemma. Michael, what were his options?"
"Marilyn Monroe or his wife?" Mike asked.
The teacher gave him a mock smile. "You never disappoint Michael,"
"Thank you," He said proudly.
During the discussion a girl with black hair passed a note to Jayden. "Jayden,"
"For me?" He asked.
"Pass it to Mike,"
"Of course," Jayden turned to Mike handing him the note. "Do I have an unregistered desk or something?" he whispered.
"What do you mean?"
"Notes I'm given are never for me,"
During their lunch period the four friends sat at their usual table. "Emily, Mia, Mia, Emily, I've never been so depressed in my whole life." Mike complained.
"I know right, two beautiful girls both want you, you poor guy, there's gotta be a hotline you can call." Jayden sarcastically remarked. "Of course with your luck a girl would answer and she'd want you." He added.
Mike smiled. "True,"
"So what are you gonna do?" Kevin asked.
"I don't know. If I reject Emily she'll be upset and there's no way I'd ever want to see a pout on her face. But what if I reject Mia and she flips out gets a sex change operation and comes back as a really angry man seeking her revenge?"
"You're over thinking it Mike,"
"Just choose," Antonio said joining the conversation.
"I can't,"
"Yes you can, you did in the lunch line."
"I did?"
"You picked meat loaf over chicken. How did you do that?"
"Well I picked meat loaf because I saw Jayden grab chicken and I thought if I changed my mind I'd just swap lunch." Mike gasped as if an idea popped into his head. "How do you know when you're having an idea?"
"Are you kidding me?" Kevin asked. "Mike, we know you're not that dumb."
"What's that mean?"
"Never mind. What's your idea?"
"I date one while Jayden dates the other, that way if it doesn't work with the first girl I've got a backup waiting for me."
"No way am I doing that." Jayden said.
"You have to."
"Why?"
"Because I can't decide which one I want. Antonio is dating your sister so he can't and Kevin has sworn off dating to study hard to get into Harvard. You're my only choice."
Jayden shook his head. "You are a sick and twisted individual Mike."
"To you, but to me I'm a visionary."
"It can't work Mike,"
"It's bulletproof Jayden. Just date one of them for me. That way she's off the market until I'm ready to date her."
"What you want me to keep her fresh until you're ready for her? I'm not tupperwear Mike."
"You have to Jayden, you're my best friend and there's nobody I trust more than you."
"Fine, I'll do it." Jayden said giving in.
"You're a lifesaver, I owe you big time."
"So which one am I getting? Emily or Mia?"
"I'll get whoever talks to me first, you'd get the other."
"Fine,"
A minute later Emily walked up to the table. "Hey Mike,"
"Emily, hey,"
"Call me later?"
"Yeah, sure," Emily smiled and walked off.
"You don't look too happy." Antonio said.
"I thought I'd be happier."
"Whatever, if you don't want Emily I'll take her, you take Mia."
"No, I want Emily."
"Fine then I'll take Mia."
"No," Mike whined.
"Mike you're being really greedy about this."
"No I'm not."
"Fine, then I'll go out with Debbie."
"I want Debbie."
Jayden looked at him with a dumbfounded look. "There is no Debbie!"
"Somewhere there's a Debbie."
"Whatever, since you're making me do this for you I'm picking which one I get."
"I guess that's better than me picking. Which one do you want then? Emily or Mia."
"Well…since you're scared about Mia becoming a big angry man you wouldn't want to reject her so I guess I'll take Emily."
"Then it's settled," Antonio said. "Jayden gets Emily and Mike gets Mia."
"I can't believe I agreed to this," Jayden said.
"Just wait until it blows up in your faces." Kevin said.
"How is this going to blow up in our faces?"
"Something is going to happen that wasn't part of the plan. Just you wait."
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