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The Perks of Being a Monarch

Introduction letter:

Dear who ever is taking their gracious time to read my story,

This is no trick but my name is Henry Tudor (you could also call me Harry if you so please) and I am (probably was if you are reading this after I am stashed away in the family crypt for eternity) the King of England. I am writing a story of my first two marriages. About myself? Well you'll find out more about me later in this tale.

Why am I writing this story you may ask? Well hopefully to teach you all a lesson in love, life, family and of course politics. Hopefully you won't make the same mistake I did.

My former wife Anne was executed this morning and just now hearing the news I am sitting here contemplating the mess I had to go through just to marry the whore or was she really a whore? I don't know but if I see her in the afterlife in the heavens I will come to the conclusion I wrongly executed her. Oh I should make a note to myself to apologize Thomas More for killing him when I hopefully make it to the afterlife as well. I do still feel rather dreadful for killing him, but we will get to that later in my story.

Hopefully you didn't put this book down yet because my story hasn't even started. Well before I bore you with this letter I might as well end it. I hope you enjoy my rather darkly humorous romantic eerie tale and learn from my mistakes because well, we don't want history to repeat itself right?

Sincerely,

Your Majesty King Henry the 8th