Hey guys! I just had to write this story. I had to, I don't think I even had a choice. I'm not even sure if I like it or hate it, it's very conflicting.
Anyways, this story is dedicated to my tumblr friend allkindsofcrazythings who is one of the awesomest people I ever talked to, we talked about a musical episode for a long time and about how awesome it would be. So thank you for talking to me like that, and you're great!
Now, this is story is kinda cracky... I wanted to embarrass Dean and make him as uncomfortable as I can and I think mission accomplished. This episode is kind of a prologue for the rest, so nothing really happens. Now enough with my crap, let's move on.
Disclaimer: Ha. Haha. I don't own Supernatural, the characters, or basically anything. Hope you enjoy the story! xx
Three weeks. It's only been three weeks since Gabriel (or 'that annoying dickhead we keep around for no reason' as Dean likes to call him) had poofed back into their lives, and it already felt like he was always there, a thing Dean didn't exactly approve of.
But what can you say when your best friend's brother shows back up after being fake-dead for almost four years and said best friend and your own brother (oh, the betrayal) beg you to let him stay? It's not like they even really ask you, they just come one day and say 'hey, we don't care if that dick annoys you, he saved our lives and is super powerful, we're keeping him'. And to be honest, it's not like Gabriel himself even asked for permission to stay with them in the bunker! He just showed up one day, threw confetti at everyone and announced he was staying.
Since he had come, Gabriel decided he absolutely had to make up for lost time ("It's necessary, Dean! Look at how grumpy you are!"), which resulted in pranks and tricks every minute of the day. Some of them were fun, sure, Dean couldn't deny he enjoyed waking up one morning to see Sam sitting in the kitchen with antlers on his head ("You're a real moose now, Sammy-Boy! Fly! Fly! Be free!") but others were awful. After Gabriel thought it would be fun to turn the water in the shower into spiders while Dean was in there (he still had trouble getting back in the shower. Spiders all over your body while you're jerking off is more than just an 'unpleasant' experience) he tried to punch Gabe, only to have the angel zap up behind him so he'd punch the wall instead.
After that incident and a very loud conversation between Dean and Sam, the younger Winchester (who seemed to be the only one who could convince Gabriel to do anything) promised he'd talk to Gabe and tell him to maybe cool it down a bit. And to Dean's surprise, Gabriel listened. If only he knew at what cost that was…
Breakthingy-breakthingy-breakthingy
Sam sighed as he flopped down on the couch next to Gabriel, stretching his long legs in the process. "You need to stop. Or at least when it involves Dean being in the shower. I didn't need to hear the story about the spider shower in so much… Detail." He shuddered, pushing the memories out of his mind.
Gabriel only smirked in response. "What can you do, Sasquatch? It's just too much fun to mess with Dean. I agree on no more shower pranks though, seeing a naked Dean trying to punch me once is more than enough for a lifetime." Sam nodded in agreement before speaking up. "Can't you do something useful with the angel mojo you have left? I mean, aren't your batteries running out now that you can't go back to heaven or something like that?"
"In case your forgot Sammy, I'm an archangel. I have unlimited power. That's one of the reasons why I'm awesome."
"Still… Why use it for pranking when you can be useful?" Sam tilted his head in interest, now looking directly at Gabriel. The trickster's face brightened up and his lips widened in a devious grin.
"Who said I have to choose between being useful and messing with people?" He chuckled. "Sammy, I'm afraid you just gave me the greatest idea in the world. I am going to get our brothers together!"
Sam nearly choked. And by nearly he means choked on the orange juice that suddenly filled his mouth (Screw you, Gabriel). He gained his breath back after coughing most of the juice out and swallowing the rest. "G-Get them together? What the hell?" Gabriel rolled his eyes.
"Oh come on, Sam! Don't tell me you don't see it! They're so in love with each other it's disgusting. I was actually very surprised to find out that they aren't together yet. Just think about how they look at each other, and how they always stand too close, and fucking everything! Every time I'm in a room with those two, I'm afraid that they're gonna jump each other and do it in front of me!" He stopped, waiting for Sam's reaction.
"I know what you're talking about, I'm not blind, you know. What I meant was how is that a good idea that you get them together and in general, how?"
"Now that, Sammy, is going to be my dirty little secret." Sam scoffed and stood up, beginning to walk away from Gabe. "Don't worry, you'll find out soon enough. Just don't say anything to Dean or Cas!" He shouted after the moose.
"Whatever!"
