My Fairy Tale Life

(Kagome's POV)

(A/N: My FRIEND made this, we are sharing this account.)

My life is a fairy tale because my friend has a tail.

My life is a fairy tale because in MY time you can't run around wearing a gaudy red outfit.

My life is a fairy tale because I know a monk who's brain is a black hole, just like his hand.

(And TV hasn't been invented yet)

My life is a fairy tale because boomerangs aren't supposed to be the size of a tree!

My life is a fairy tale because I'm on TV!

My life is a fairy tale because my crush has puppy ears.

Inuyasha: Kagome, do you really like me? puppy dog pout

Kagome: Look at the little puppy! SIT!

Inuyasha flops face forward on the ground sticks head up

Inuyasha: You hit me cause you like me.

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha: I'm already on the ground! head flops back in dirt

Inuyasha: WOOF!