Kung Fu Panda Retold

Chapter 1


"Wow that was awesome!"

"How did you do that?"

"No way!"

A group of people watched as a wolf jumped from one roof to another with extreme velocity. He cleared through rails with a tight squeeze and doing front and back flips. Everyone watched in amazed as this wolf performed these different stunts and dangerous moves. He landed right in front of the crowd and walked off leaving them in shock, but it did not last long as pig came running up.

"Help! Help! There are bandits in the village!" said the pig.

"Someone get the Furious Five!" said a panda who seem to be out breath.

"Those five cannot stop us!" shouted a bandit as the rest rushed towards them. The wolf turned around with a disgusted look.

"Pathetic," said the wolf.

"What did you just say?" said what appears to be the leader.

"Oh! I'm sorry. You did not hear me?" said the wolf as he approaches the bandits. "I said how pathetic." He eyed the bandits as his hands curled up into a fist. The bandits pulled out their knifes, stone hammers, and got into their so called stance.

"Get him!" shouted one of the bandits. They rushed at him all at once, but the wolf made swift movements as he grabbed one bandit and gave him an uppercut. Then he moved to the next one kicking him in the stomach and turning around to punch another in the face. He grabbed the next bandit and chopped him in the throat. The bandit could hardly breath after that. The next bandit was punched in the stomach and then kneed in the face. The wolf grabbed and broke a bandit's arm. The bandits started to retreat from this wolf, but he was still letting out a great deal of pain to these bandits. He threw five punches into a bandit that knock him out in a instant and he was not breaking a sweat. Finally, the Furious Five showed up to see the mess that the wolf left behind him.

"Wow! Did we miss something?" said Mantis.

"Wow! The Furious Five!" shouted the panda. All the villagers ran up to them and said a wolf was the cause of all this mess and said that he took care of the bandits.

"Where is this wolf now?" asked Tigress. As soon as she said that the wolf landed in front of them still delivering blows to a bandit that had passed out. When he finished he turned around to see the Five staring at him.

"Well! What took you so long?" asked the wolf. Tigress gave the wolf a cold glare before turning around and leaving.

"Wow you took all of them down?" asked Viper.

"Who are you?" asked Crane.

"My name is Kiba," he answered. He turned around and departed from them.

"Well, we better get going, Master Oogway is picking the Dragon Warrior," said Monkey.

"Did you say they are picking the Dragon Warrior?" asked a rabbit.

"Yes and everyone is welcome to join!" announced Viper. All of the villagers rushed to their homes to get dressed and headed up to who would be the dragon warrior. All of them were in a hurry expect for Kiba.

"Whoever is the Dragon Warrior better be good or I will have to deal with all of the bandits. For couple years now I have defeated the bandits while they trained for this day." Kiba said to himself. He then notice the same panda that was their when the bandits showed up. He was carrying a noodle soup stand that looks like too much work for him. 'Well I better help out.'

"Oh it's you," said the panda.

"Yeah. Do you need help with that?" asked Kiba.

"Oh yes, thank you. My name is Po," said the panda.

"No problem. I'm Kiba," Kiba replied. Po and Kiba climbed up the thousands stairs to see the one who would be chosen. In about five minutes they were already halfway upstairs.

"Hey Kiba. Who do you think will be chosen to be the Dragon Warrior?" asked Po.

"I don't know. It would probably be Tigress, because she is the leader of the Furious Five. On the other hand, it could be someone random," answered Kiba.

"What do you mean random?" asked Po.

"Well it maybe someone who is just honest and brings peace to others," said Kiba. They finally made it to the top, but Po was heavily panting by that time.

"We made it. Yeah," said Po as he collapsed.

"Well we still have to get inside," said Kiba with a laugh. When Kiba finished his sentence the doors to the palace was closing.

"No!" shouted Po as he try to stop them from closing the door , but failed as he was he ram into it.

"You ok?" asked Kiba. Po simply got up and went to an open window.

"I now present you the Furious Five!" shouted Shifu.

"Awesome its the Furious Five! Oh man Kiba you got to see this!" shouted Po, but he was knock down by Crane's wind as he landed.

"Po," said Kiba as he watches him back up to see Crane.

"Cool... AHHH!" shouted Po as he fell down the stairs. He climbed back up, but Crane was done with his performance. "Oh a peek hole. Hey get out of the way!"

"Calm down Po, it's only the Furious Five," said Kiba.

"Here we go!" said Po as he made a sling shot from a tree. "Woohoo! Aweso... AHHH!" Po smashed into a stand of fireworks.

"Have you gone mad?" asked Kiba out loud. Po did not say anything as he looked at all the fireworks which gave him idea.

"Don't give me that look. I know what you are going to do and if you do it your crazy," said Kiba but nothing was stopping this panda. He grabbed a chair and started to put fireworks on them.

"This should do it," said Po.

"Po! What are you doing?" said a goose that came up from behind.

"Dad! I am done with noodles I want to learn Kung Fu!" said Po as he lit the fuse.

"Why!" asked his father.

"Cause I love KUNG FUUUUUU!" shouted Po as he leaned forward, but nothing happen.

"Come on Po lets forget about this," said Kiba as he put his hand on his shoulder.

"Ok," said Po, but suddenly the rockets were starting to ignite as Kiba and Po were launched into the air. The audience inside looked up to see the fireworks go off. They did not see Kiba and Po doing flips and twists in the air. Finally the rockets were done and Po and Kiba came down smacking into the floor with so much force that it was felt by everyone. As they gained there conscience an old turtle was pointing at Po.

Po looked around in confusion, "Okay…" he fumbled to explain. "I just want to see who the Dragon Warrior was. And now, I'm, uh, going…Sorry to disturb you all."

"That's nice, now can you get off of me!" shouted Kiba.

"Oh sorry Kiba," Po apologized as he got of Kiba.

A strange smile flickered across Oogway's face. "How interesting," he murmured. Po tried to duck out of the way, but Oogway's claw followed him wherever the panda moved.

"Master, are you pointing at me?" asked Tigress.

"No him," he answered.

"Me," Po said dumbfounded.

"The Dragon Warrior has been chosen!" shouted the turtle.

"What?" shouted the Furious Five, Shifu, Po's father, and Kiba. After an awkward salience, the crowd roar with applauds. Po was then lifted onto a chair and some of the villagers helped out including Kiba. They reached to a long hallway where Po was tossed over and the villagers left expect Kiba.

"Wait I think there is a mistake," said Po as he turned around "Whoa! The Secret Hall Of Warriors!"

"Yeah and..." said Kiba sarcastically.

"Are you kidding me, this is legendary items from the past. Wow!" said Po, "This is the Urn of Whispering Warriors! It's said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu army!"

"Really?" asked Kiba.

"Are you done sightseeing?"

"Wow! Did not see that coming," said Kiba.

"Sorry I should have come to you first," said Po.

"My patience is wearing thin."

"Well, it's not like you were going anywhere," said Po

"Turn around."

"Ok," said Po as he faced Shifu, "Hey. Now how do you fit... Master Shifu!" he turned back around and knocked over the urn. Luckily, Kiba slid under the urn to catch it just in time.

"I got it," said Kiba in a sarcastic tone.

Shifu glared at them standing before him. "So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmmmm?" he said sarcastically.

"Urrr…I guess so." Po answered nervously.

The red panda smiled tightly, "Wrong!" he told Po, shaking his head furiously. "You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll!" the teacher pointed to an elaborately carved dragon. In its mouth it clutched a single scroll.

"Cool," said Po.

"The Dragon Scroll!" Po exclaimed, he turned back to Shifu. "So how does this work? Do you have a ladder or trampoline or something so I can get up there?"

Shifu glared at him again, he snickered, "You think it's that easy? That I am just going to hand you the secret to the limitless power?"

"No! I…" Nervous, Po let out his words trail off.

"One must first master the highest level of kung fu," Shifu snapped. "And it's clearly impossible if that one is someone like you."

"Someone like me?" Po echoed uncertainly.

"Yes!" Shifu declared. Slowly, he walked around Po, looking closely at him and poking various body parts with his bamboo flute. He had completely forgotten the existence of Kiba, "You'll never master Kung Fu with this fat butt or those flabby arms!" he scoffed.

Then he eyed Po's stomach, "And that ridiculous belly," he added, smacking him there.

"Hey!" Po protested.

Shifu sniffed him, "Not to mention, your utter disregard for personal hygiene."

"Oh, he had gone too far…" Kiba murmured.

"Now wait a minute!" Po argued, "That's a little uncalled for!"

"Don't stand that close to me," Shifu ordered. "I can smell your bad breath!"

"Listen." Po tried to tell him. "Oogway said that I was the-"

Shifu quickly grabbed one of Po's outstretched fingers and pinched it hard. Po grimaced and gasped, "The Wuxi Finger Hold! Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!" he said.

The red panda grinned slyly, "Oh, so you know this hold?"

Po furiously nodded, "It was developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty, yes!"

"Oh, then you must also know what happens when I flex my pinkie," Shifu went on.

"I know what happens!" Po muttered, whimpering.

"You know what the hardest part of this move is?" Shifu asked. "The hardest part is to cleaning up afterward." He snickered.

"Hey take it easy on him!" shouted Kiba. Shifu just ignored the wolf and only focused on the panada.

"Now listen closely, panda." Shifu snarled at him. "Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you, I promise, you're going to wish he hadn't. Are we clear?"

Po nodded vigorously. "Yes, yes. We're clear. We're soooooo clear!"

"Good." Shifu let go of Po's finger, finally satisfied. "I can't wait to get started." He said in a tone that made Po and Kiba nervous-very, very nervous.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Kiba murmured to himself.