There was once an alien named Byron. He was a strange, unique, yet terrifying being. He came from a distant galaxy far, far away. One day he arrived at earth in his immense spaceship. He was sick of all the mundane events taht took place at his home planet. He decided to live among humans. He disguised himself as a human being and live on earth for over a decade. Everything about him was unbelivably human like. He possessed every human-like quality exterior wise. However, he could not get over the obstacle of being extremley weird. He always said strange and bizzare things. Also it seems liek he hasnt even mastered the english language. However besides being a weirdo the only thing that differenciated him from anotehr humna being was teh fact that he had an unsighlty gigantic green dot on his left buttcheek. That is all.

The end.