Hi, everyone! So, this is my first story…. I hope y'all like it! This is an AU story about Young Justice. I've always loved the Batfamily, especially when their ages are switched, and Rob and KF's bromance is the best! I got the idea of Dick being autophobic from Thaliag.2's story "Daddy Bats." So, obviously, I don't own that idea… or the Batfamily… or KF… or Artemis… or Young Justice… Man, disclaimers are depressing!

It was the day after the simulation gone wrong, and Artemis was heading to the kitchen for a snack. As she walked through the living room, she heard a strange noise. She looked at the couch and stared in shock when she saw Robin curled in a ball and crying. Artemis froze. What should she do?

Suddenly, Kid Flash came zooming in and plopped on the couch next to Robin. He hugged the boy and pulled out a communicator Artemis had never seen before. He typed in a code and said, "Hello? Anyone there?"

Artemis frowned when a strange voice answered irritably, "What do you want, KF? We're on patrol since Father is in space."

Artemis furrowed her brow. No one but Robin was allowed to call Kid Flash KF. Yet the speedster didn't get mad. He just said, "Whatever, Renegade. I need you guys to all come to the mountain. Rob's having an attack."

Artemis heard a muffled gasp and a new voice said, "We're only a few blocks away from the zeta beam. We'll collect the others and be there in three minutes."

"Thanks Blackie," Kid Flash said. "I'll hold you to that. He's getting worse."

"Kid Flash," the blonde archer said, "who was that?"

"Not now, Artie, you'll find out soon," Kid Flash responded as he hugged Robin and began whispering to him in a weird language. Sure enough, the zeta beam glowed and the computerized voice said, Recognized: Black Bat B01, Renegade B02, Spoiler B07, Nightwing B06, Red Hood B03, Batgirl B08; and several costumed people ran out. Three of them were girls, three were boys, and they were all about the same age as the team.

They all climbed on the couch around Robin and Kid Flash and started talking in the same language as the junior speedster. They did not, however, seem very fluent. They kept stumbling over the words. Eventually, Robin started giggling and responded in the same language. The difference was startling. It was obvious that this was Robin's first language. Soon, the group remembered that Artemis was in the room and turned to her.

Robin sighed and began. "Sorry about that Artemis. It's just that I'm really autophobic and I can't be alone or else I start feeling way whelmed."

The oldest girl ruffled Robin's hair and said, "Well since Batman said you and KF have to stay here until he gets back, we'll just have to stay here, too. Now, since I refuse to let anyone else get in the habit of calling me Blackie, you'll just have to introduce us."

Robin snickered. "Right, okay Artemis, um this is my family. Hmm… let's start with Black Bat." Artemis turned to the girl. She had short black hair and had a mask that extended out in points. Her costume was a black suit like Batman's, but the bat symbol was yellow like her utility belt and she had spikes on her sleeves. She even had a floor length black cape. "She's eighteen. You can call her BB, but no one but the rest of the Batfamily can call her Blackie."

"Next is Renegade. He's seventeen." The archer had to make sure she wasn't drooling when she saw Renegade. He was wearing a black skintight suit with a red stripe across his chest. His black mask was vaguely bird shaped and he had black hair. He glared menacingly at Artemis and she gulped.

Robin laughed and said, "So anyway, this is Spoiler." Spoiler was wearing a purple suit and had tall black boots and gloves, a black cowl that completely covered her hair and face, and a billowing purple cloak. Robin continued, "She and Nightwing are sixteen." This brother was wearing an outfit like Renegade's but his stripe was blue and extended to two of his fingers. He smiled and said, "You can call me Wing."

Robin smiled and said, "Anyway, this is Red Hood. He's fifteen like KF. And last but not least we have Batgirl." Batgirl was a red-head, about fourteen. She was wearing a gray batsuit with a yellow bat symbol. Her cowl was just like Batman's except that it was blue, as was her cape.

Artemis blinked and said, "Wow…. I didn't realize Batman had so many protégés. But what was that language you were speaking and why does Kid Flash know it?"

The batkids (and Kid Flash) looked at each other before Robin said, "Well it's kind of a long story…"

So should I continue? I need feedback! Please review!