Disclaimer: "I do not own Vegeta, Raditz, or Nappa, or any of the other characters from DBZ, they all belong to Akira Toriyama-"

"They get it all ready! I DON'T OWN CRAP!"

"I can't talk to me like that!"

"I'll talk to myself however the heck I want to!"

"I'll see myself SUFFER for my insolence!"

"Yeah, whatever, can I get on with this all ready?"

"HOW DARE ME! Please enjoy this story while I take me outside and teach myself a lesson"...

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They were in between assigments so Raditz, Nappa, and Vegeta decided to kill time at a tavern on a small outworld they'd frequented in the past. Vegeta amused himself by trying to terrify anyone who looked in his direction, Nappa noisily guzzled his drink, and Raditz decided to check out the ladies. One cute purple-haired woman winked at him from the bar. Grinning from ear to ear, Raditz winked back. Suddenly, a huge blue, fish-like creature loomed over him. "Did you just WINK at MY GIRLFRIEND?" he demanded. "SHE winked at ME!" Raditz snapped. The purple-haired woman walked over to Raditz in a huff. "I had SOMETHING IN MY EYE, YOU CREEP!" Nappa and Vegeta howled with laughter as Raditz glared at them.

A pretty, golden-skinned woman with raven-black hair stepped up to Raditz. "Hey, Handsome!" she said, and with that, she plopped right down into the lap of the long, spiky-haired Saiyan. "Hello, Gorgeous!" Raditz beamed. He didn't mind her surprising behavior in the least. Unfortunately Raditz didn't notice Vegeta's lightning fast move until it was too late! The woman's raven tresses whipped around as she jumped off Raditz's lap. "You JERK! How DARE you PINCH MY BUTT!" her hand smacked the side of his head before she stormed off. Vegeta burst into laughter. "You just HAD to do that! THANKS A LOT, Vegeta!" Raditz snarled. "Anytime", snickered Vegeta. "Awww, that was mean, Vegeta!" Nappa scolded. "And your point is?" Vegeta mocked.

"Hey, Big Boy", called a femenine voice. The three Saiyans turned around, a blue-haired woman with the same luminous blue hue had walked up to their table. "Hey yourself", said Raditz hopefully. "Excuse me, NOT TALKING TO YOU, Hairball!" she sniffed. To each of the Saiyans amazement, the woman walked up to...Nappa! Vegeta's jaw dropped, Raditz choked on his drink. Nappa, well he just grinned like an idiot. "Oh, no you don't!" declared another voice behind them. A feline-looking female strode over to the woman standing by Nappa. "I SAW HIM FIRST!" Vegeta and Raditz looked at each other in shock. And then it got WORSE!

The blue-haired woman threw herself at the feline female with a blood-curdling cry. There was a flurry of fists and claws. "This CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Raditz screamed. "Two women FIGHTING over NAPPA? This is a NIGHTMARE!" Vegeta threw a viscious punch to Raditz's shoulder. "OW!" Raditz yelled, rubbing his shoulder while glaring at Vegeta. "Nope! THAT proves you're awake!" Vegeta smirked.

"Get away from him, you two!" declared a strong femenine voice. A vision with light green hair, and skin the color of seafoam walked up and put her arm across Nappa's shoulders. "Beat it! He's MINE!" Raditz was in shock, even Vegeta was totally stunned. The two fighters glared at the newcomer. "Do you REALLY want to start with ME?" she asked the two. Her hand rested on the weapon on her hip. "We were just leaving, Nikita", the blue woman spoke up quickly. "Hmph! She ALWAYS gets the CUTE ones!" grumbled the feline. "What's WRONG with the women in this place?" Raditz demanded. "Maybe it's just YOU", Vegeta quipped. "See ya guys later", Nappa chortled. "I'VE GOT A DATE!" "I don't get it, Vegeta", Raditz moaned. "WHAT does Nappa have that I DON'T?"

"Let's see...", observed Vegeta, "A bald head, a BIG BUTT, and one REALLY HOT GIRL!"

"SHUT UP, VEGETA!"

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