Merlin's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

A hat with partridge in a tree

On the second day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Two socks to scrub

On the third day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Three helms to buff

On the fourth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Four boots to shine

On the fifth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Five Knuckle Nuggies

On the sixth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Six stalls to muck out

On the seventh day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Seven loads of laundry

On the eighth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Eight meals to cook

On the ninth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Nine plates to wash

On the tenth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Ten birds to track

On the eleventh day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Eleven rats to kill

On the twelfth day of Christmas, King Arthur gave to me

Twelve grateful kisses