I originally wanted to post this on Poisson d'avril but I knew I was going to forget especially since I just found it back today. So enjoy an early poisson d'avril crack fic

Disclaimer: I do not own Magic Kaito

Poisson d'avril

"Has anyone ever told you how irrational you fear of fish is?"

"How course. My mom tells me every time I wouldn't let her cook it."

"How pray tell did you acquire this phobia?"

"Do you really want to know Hakuba-kun."

"I have a feeling with you I don't really, but my curiosity is piqued."

"Well it all started when my dad took us to France one year. It was April first and there were fish everywhere. In stores, on the backs of people, and I think on some pets too. The people kept popping out of do where a saying the same phrases over and over."

"Poisson d'avril?" Hakuba offered

"Yep that was it."

"You do know that is how the French celebrate your favorite holiday, April Fools Day."

"Man it's a good thing I don't celebrate it all crazy like they do."

"I hate to break it to you Kuruba, but have the school closes on that day just because everyone's afraid of what prank you'll pull on them that day."

"You're still sore about the year I dyed your hair pink."