Hello! This is a little 10 prompt one-shot that has been plaguing my mind. My muse decided to bitch-slap me in the middle of the night, and ZaTr is nagging me, so here ya go. I would like to point out that these are not in any specific order. And yes, it is ZaTr, Zim and Tak romance. Sorry for not updating, but I am rewriting How Would You Feel, so bear with me. If you want more, 5 reviews equals 10 more prompts. Enjoy! P.S. If anyone can tell me in a review what the last line from number eight is from, cookies for you!
Oh, and I don't own Zim or any of its affiliations.
1. Height
In all honesty, she should have expected him to brag about his growth spurt. It was Zim, after all.
2. Love
Zim never would understand love, no matter how much he claimed to know about it. As such, he figured that when he reminded Tak about their "love at first sight" she would agree and do all the stuff that the females do on T.V. Instead, Tak glared at him and replied, "Zim, I hated you when I first met you. How would me throwing meat at you make you think that I loved you?"
3. Water
Tak's first encounter with water was less than enjoyable. Luckily for her, another Irken with red eyes happened to be in the area. Looking up at her savior from under the umbrella, Tak felt like melting into the ground. "And you said that you would conquer Zim's planet. HA! You can't even beat a bit of rain!" At his next words, Tak's face flushed a bright emerald. "I suppose Zim needs to show you how to bath in paste. You owe Zim one, Tak."
4. Third Person
"Look, Zim! There is a reason the words 'I' and 'my' were invented!"
"But if Zim does not mention his name, how will people know what he is talking about?"
SLAP!
5. Hands
She would never know why, but whenever Zim's claws brushed her own, she would blush a bright green, and then he would immediately declare in the most inappropriate of places, "HA! Zim made the almighty Tak change colors! Behold Zim's power! Tremble all you fools!"
6. Hormones
Zim was confused by the fact that when he noticed Tak's chest area budged in quite a big and nice way, a certain reaction took place in his lower abdomen. He made sure that the next time they fought he tore a nice, long gash in her shirt. He would never quite forget that day, either because of what he saw, or because of Tak's ear shattering shriek that busted he eardrums shortly after.
7. Gross
When Dib saw Zim and Tak stumbling out of an alley tired and with clothes torn, he assumed they had been in a tiring fight. When he heard the moans of the two Irken coming out of the same alley the next day and turned around the corner to see what was going on, he promptly ran home and occupied the bathroom for the next two hours. When Gaz walked by the door later, she heard the sound of strangled retching.
8. Envy
When Dib talked to Tak, Zim felt a strange emotion bubbling up from the pit his Squeedlyspooch. When Dib attempted to lay his hands on Tak, he was hoisted into the air so fast he barely had time to think. "If you ever even so much as glance at Zim's female again, Zim will kill you. Zim has a laser and a shovel; no one would miss you."
9. Sweat
Tak delighted the fact that she could make Zim sweat. Of course, he was also adept at making her sweat, but she figured he never noticed. Regardless, the area in which they preformed was almost always thoroughly soaked, be it the bed, wall, or sofa.
10. Song choice: Hero by Nickelback
When Zim emerged from the destroyed outer wall of the Defective Execution Chamber brandishing full Irken battle armor and an Energy Sword swathed in green Irken blood not his own, Tak felt a huge weight on her heart lift. He had come for her after all.
Insert mandatory plea for reviews.
Shadows consume,
Shadowrend
